Seeing all these pictures together make me think, and this is a very petty thought mind you, that they dyed his hair blonde for that pageant shoot he did and afterwards when it started to grow out a bit he decided to re-bleach it himself but went way too far and that's how we got to this fried out white blonde monstrosity. And because the "professional" decided to do it blonde the first time, that's why he thinks it looks good.I love how the media tiles are organized on Jon's page for me:
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Unimpressed dog and head-palm Ryan Reynolds just kinda polish it all off.
He has no ideas about anything like this on his own. The only ideas he has himself are related to lolsuits and young girls periods. Everything else is something he swiped off someone else but interpreted poorly because he's an autist. The clothes are his mother and the hair is whoever did his hair for the photo shoot.

