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gaystoner

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It took 350$ for his hair to look like human hair. I wonder how long it will take before it becomes nasty again..I'm honestly shocked it looks like this but again...350$ means they used a lot of product on it. Like I know people for Prom spent like 100 bucks and they were the 'prima donna' types.

I just looked this up:
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Jonathon paid 3x the amount the most expensive Bride hair to get his hair looking Average.
 

pr3nt177

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It took 350$ for his hair to look like human hair. I wonder how long it will take before it becomes nasty again..I'm honestly shocked it looks like this but again...350$ means they used a lot of product on it. Like I know people for Prom spent like 100 bucks and they were the 'prima donna' types.

I just looked this up:
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Jonathon paid 3x the amount the most expensive Bride hair to get his hair looking Average.
tbh I looked at his pics and wondered where and what the hell had that $350 gone on - shampoo, conditioner, blow-dry, and a few tinted streaks.

It's true what they say about a fool and his money.

He’s not actually spent $350 on his hair, he’s just conveniently chosen that number to annoy Donald and thumb his nose at the court. He won’t look after that colour properly either, it’s going to bleed in no time (and sadly for Jonny, it’s not the kind of bleeding that a tampon can help with).
You mean jonny could be lying? Say it ain't so.

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Anne Hyroe

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He can spend $350 to get a rainbow in his wig hair, but not on a fire alarm system for his hearing-impaired mother and aunt.

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It took 350$ for his hair to look like human hair. I wonder how long it will take before it becomes nasty again..I'm honestly shocked it looks like this but again...350$ means they used a lot of product on it. Like I know people for Prom spent like 100 bucks and they were the 'prima donna' types.

I just looked this up:
View attachment 2249834

Jonathon paid 3x the amount the most expensive Bride hair to get his hair looking Average.

tbh I looked at his pics and wondered where and what the hell had that $350 gone on - shampoo, conditioner, blow-dry, and a few tinted streaks.

It's true what they say about a fool and his money.

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Getting down with the kids, now identifying as a disabled LGBT teen.
He’s not actually spent $350 on his hair, he’s just conveniently chosen that number to annoy Donald and thumb his nose at the court. He won’t look after that colour properly either, it’s going to bleed in no time (and sadly for Jonny, it’s not the kind of bleeding that a tampon can help with).
 

SCRAM

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It took 350$ for his hair to look like human hair. I wonder how long it will take before it becomes nasty again..I'm honestly shocked it looks like this but again...350$ means they used a lot of product on it. Like I know people for Prom spent like 100 bucks and they were the 'prima donna' types.

I just looked this up:
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Jonathon paid 3x the amount the most expensive Bride hair to get his hair looking Average.

Canada is a little more expensive than the US, that aside, BC is expensive on sales tax, Vancouver is expensive and JY is a retard and probably went to a salon that exclusively advertises to alphabet people so more $$$. Add in a wash, condition, wash, wash, blow dry, cut and multi-color job and it could get up there.

My other theory is, he isn't going to pay Donald now because "I have no money because I had to rebuild my self esteem after you bigots let the bad man win".
 

The Un-Clit

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Canada is a little more expensive than the US, that aside, BC is expensive on sales tax, Vancouver is expensive and JY is a retard and probably went to a salon that exclusively advertises to alphabet people so more $$$. Add in a wash, condition, wash, wash, blow dry, cut and multi-color job and it could get up there.

My other theory is, he isn't going to pay Donald now because "I have no money because I had to rebuild my self esteem after you bigots let the bad man win".

Nah, that's still way too much. Even my old mother who will spend way too goddamn much on getting her hair done by professionals has very rarely gone above $150-180 even with having her hair coloured. Fat faggot chose the amount of $350 because it's what he had to pay Donald, and he's trying to claim it didn't hurt. JY is too cheap to splurge, I bet he spent $75 tops including the koolaid colour job.
 

Jwhy

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He’s not actually spent $350 on his hair, he’s just conveniently chosen that number to annoy Donald and thumb his nose at the court. He won’t look after that colour properly either, it’s going to bleed in no time (and sadly for Jonny, it’s not the kind of bleeding that a tampon can help with).
To be fair, if I had to touch a Yaniv I would charge them $350 to make their hair look servicable.
 

Save the Loli

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Bald is beautiful & head wax is cheap.
For the longest time I thought Yaniv's hair was a wig and he still had that short brown hair (like in the pictures where he's thin, many ages ago) underneath. I'm still not convinced his Jimmy Savile-looking blond hair isn't a wig. If it's his real hair than JY must spend a lot on making his hair stay blond.

Has Jon ever talked about this before?
 

Bowl of Ramen

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For the longest time I thought Yaniv's hair was a wig and he still had that short brown hair (like in the pictures where he's thin, many ages ago) underneath. I'm still not convinced his Jimmy Savile-looking blond hair isn't a wig. If it's his real hair than JY must spend a lot on making his hair stay blond.

Has Jon ever talked about this before?
No, but I suspect over bleaching has a lot to do with how shitty his hair is. I can’t fathom any professional tinkering with that rat’s nest, but maybe he’s getting it done on the cheap somewhere. No way is Jonny doing his own hair; bleaching and coloring takes effort.
 

pr3nt177

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No, but I suspect over bleaching has a lot to do with how shitty his hair is. I can’t fathom any professional tinkering with that rat’s nest, but maybe he’s getting it done on the cheap somewhere. No way is Jonny doing his own hair; bleaching and coloring takes effort.
I tend to think jonny and miriam do each others. The results are always too ghastly for any professional to churn out.

He only tends to upload brag pics when he's been for a paying "makeover" so the lack of pics with the awful pinks/purples/yellows and bleachings make me think miriam's poured a few sachets on his bonce.
 
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pr3nt177

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When troons first transition, they look grotesque, like drag queens.
I don't know why though...they nearly all claim they knew they were female from being a very young age, some claiming to have actually dressed up for years in the privacy of their homes and yet not once have they sat and tried to perfect applying makeup, hair grooming, worked on their voice and/or walk. It's as though they woke up one day...

The majority of professional drag queens make a decent enough job with make up, clothes, wigs etc., because they worked at it before hitting the stage.

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artilleryfroth

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I don't why though...they nearly all claim they knew they were female from being a very young age, some claiming to have actually dressed up for years in the privacy of their homes and yet not once have they sat and tried to perfect applying makeup, hair grooming, worked on their voice and/or walk. It's as though they woke up one day...

The majority of professional drag queens make a decent enough job with make up, clothes, wigs etc., because they worked at it before hitting the stage.

It’s not like there are plenty of YT clips teaching people how to do makeup, right?
 

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