Trainwreck Kanadajin3 / Miranda Ann "Mira" Constable - The Canadian Japanese Idol.

MirnaMinkoff

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It’s obvious at this point that after failing to land a permanent sugar daddy (aka husband) in her prime years as Miranda edges closer to 30 she decided she need some extra help with convincing a man to pay for a life of leisure and shopping.

She was sold on Islam once she read its the religious duty of a husband to bankroll his wife and heard there were a bunch of rich one in KSA. The big flaw in her plan is that Saudi’s can’t marry western divorced former escorts - only use them as fuck toys.

Miranda just wanted a rich husband daddy, she didn’t manage to snag one after years or trying and being a hostess so decided a radical new tactic was needed.

The weirdest thing is her insistence on staying in Japan, due to Rodi. If she just wanted to be a good stay at home sharia wife she should move back to Canada where there are far more Muslims. But she’s committed hard to the fake-Saudi husband in Japan for the time being.
 

feelingabitemu

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As always, Miranda is spewing out what she knows about Islam from searching the internet and spewing out textbook answers. They're great and good, but it's like someone spitting out teachings from the Bible without understanding how they're applied culturally across the globe.

On the note of finances in marriage, it's not quite as clear cut as she's implying, but it certainly shows her priorities. One of the benefits of marrying a western female convert is (usually) that they will not expect to be cared for entirely, easing the burden on the most likely not incredibly rich oil baron they've married. When they expect to be treated like a Saudi princess it's a bit of a pain in the arse. Miranda is that pain in the arse.

Re: Sharia Law and her poor naive ex-fan .... she's even more of an idiot than I realised if she believes the only person who'd be punished in that shitshow would be him. Sharia is guided by Islamic scholars, and can be variable from community to community as it can be guided by cultural interpretations. She'd be fucked due to the big long papertrail of her being a very bad muslimah indeed.
 

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She is now calling herself Al Kanadiya ?
She also seems to be insinuating that her husband already has children? That would be an interesting twist.
I know very little about Arabic or whatever moon-god language she's trying to use. Is Kanadiya actually the correct name and spelling for "Canadian", or is she trying to do a weird Japanese-Arabic fusion?
 

Eilonwy

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I know very little about Arabic or whatever moon-god language she's trying to use. Is Kanadiya actually the correct name and spelling for "Canadian", or is she trying to do a weird Japanese-Arabic fusion?
I used google translate to see what 'the canadian' would translate to. It came up with Alkanadia, so the translation is right but the spelling is slightly altered. Maybe she thought her new name would look more Arabic if she added the Y

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Who is this person?
 

ATaxingWoman

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Some hilarious craziness from her Twatter
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Yasmine Mohammed is just being RAYCISS against this Finnish Saudi shill! She also posted an unhinged video in which she's practically screaming.
But on the other hand, as someone on lolcow pointed out, she thinks it's just fine to be racist against Québécois people and tell them they don't deserve to be part of Canada because she doesn't like their stance on secularism:
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She really has a hateboner for Saudi critics:
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"Saudi Arabia has been my favorite country since I was four", sure, Miranda
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"Athiest homeless folk"
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Brunei stoning homosexuals is great. Non-Muslims have no right to criticize them, just like she has no right to criticize Québéc as a non Québécoise... oh wait, according to cultural relativists and Islamist suckers like Mira, it's ALWAYS okay to criticize countries they don't like.
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I love how she thinks this stupid comparison image proves anything.

Absolute gibberish:
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She got her Islamic marriage certificate from ISNA Canada, an organization which was stripped of its charity status in 2017 after it was revealed that they had ties to a foreign militant group https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISNA_Canada:
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Note how she says "In Japan WE are not Islamaphobic", which indicates a part of her still wishes she was Japanese.
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Contrarily to what she claims, Japan doesn't like Muslims and actively monitors them, so hopefully, it's only a matter of time before Abe-chan deports her sorry Islamist arse.
 

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Gee I wonder how fast she'd get stoned to death or beheaded once her "husband" finds out: She was bisexual, had anal sex, had sex out of wedlock, sent lewd pictures to a man that was not her (visa) husband, the times she shown her bare skin, shown her hair, and a bunch of other haram shit shes done that I don't care to remember.

How long till the "Help me escape!" saga?
 

Eilonwy

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Gee I wonder how fast she'd get stoned to death or beheaded once her "husband" finds out: She was bisexual, had anal sex, had sex out of wedlock, sent lewd pictures to a man that was not her (visa) husband, the times she shown her bare skin, shown her hair, and a bunch of other haram shit shes done that I don't care to remember.

How long till the "Help me escape!" saga?
It has been explained to me that muslims believe that when you become muslim you start with a clean slate. So all her past sins from when she wasnt a muslim do not count. I dont know if this way of thinking is normal for all muslims but I am pretty sure mira will want to kling to this rule.
 

ATaxingWoman

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It has been explained to me that muslims believe that when you become muslim you start with a clean slate. So all her past sins from when she wasnt a muslim do not count. I dont know if this way of thinking is normal for all muslims but I am pretty sure mira will want to kling to this rule.
Then again, does it really matter? She'll fuck up sooner or later anyway and then we will get to witness the "Help me escape from the oppressive kingdom of Saudi Arabia – by the way I'm not Muslim anymore" saga
 
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MirnaMinkoff

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From her latest Insta story
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Mashallah! Punching feminists in the face is the most peaceful thing one could possibly do!
Someone on PULL said the account was discovered a few weeks ago and that it was full of anti-Saudi articles at the time. It's probably just a troll account.
What the fuck is she on? Saudi Arabia has some of the strictest dress laws in the Arab world. All women must wear an abaya that covers all but their hands and face in public. Also, what foreign women in KSA? Lol. You can’t travel to KSA without special permission, either work or a invitation from a citizen and that has to be approved. The only “foreign” women in KSA are basically imported domestic slaves and they absolutely have to be covered in public, and be escorted by a male.

I mean there was a big ruckus years ago in KSA because the local police bared the door of a girls school that was on fire. The cops thought it was better for them to burn to death that run out of the building without their abaya covering them. 20 plus girls died because burning to death is better than you hair being uncovered in KSA. Yes, women are so valued and protected there!
 
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What the fuck is she on? Saudi Arabia has some of the strictest dress laws in the Arab world. All women must wear an abaya that covers all but their hands and face in public. Also, what foreign women in KSA? Lol. You can’t travel to KSA without special permission, either work or a invitation from a citizen and that has to be approved. The only “foreign” women in KSA are basically imported domestic slaves and they absolutely have to be covered in public, and be escorted by a male.

I mean there was a big ruckus years ago in KSA because the local police bared the door of a girls school that was on fire. The cops thought it was better for them to burn to death that run out of the building without their abaya covering them. 20 plus girls died because burning to death is better than you hair being uncovered in KSA. Yes, women are so valued and protected there!
Mira is right, there is no law regarding mandatory hijab, but the social stigma is strong and women there,especially Saudis cover from head to toe.

Some info:

Saudi women do not have to wear the traditional abaya gown and hijab headscarf, Riyadh's powerful crown prince has claimed ahead of a three-week US charm offensive.
Mohammed bin Salman said women in Saudi Arabia do not have to wear the traditional abaya gown and hijab headscarf, during an interview with US broadcaster CBS published Monday.

Islamic clothing in Saudi Arabia is compulsory, but the crown prince has claimed this does not have to the case so long as women maintain a modest appearance in public.
Saudi Arabia requires women to wear the black robe and hijab by law.
"The laws are very clear and stipulated in the laws of Sharia: that women wear decent, respectful clothing, like men," Prince Mohammed said in his first US television interview.
"This, however, does not particularly specify a black abaya or a black head cover. The decision is entirely left for women to decide what type of decent and respectful attire she chooses to wear," he said.


This why blogger "Blue Abaya" wears beige abayas, jeans and she doesn't cover her hair.
It's not against the law, and she is foreigner, it's easier for her.

Only Iran has mandatory hijab and religious police.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Hijab is not an abaya, but this is a very recent development announced by the prince within the past year and is viewed as a PR move to look better to the west. There’s no evidence Saudi women are appearing on the street without abayas and they are never allowed without male escorts.

The modesty police there are still going to fuck with any woman in public that’s not covered.
 

feelingabitemu

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In Mira's attempts to cosplay at being best Saudi wife in Japan she comes across as a troll.


Just like her spouting off about the teachings of Islam Mira takes everything from the internet without thinking about how it is actually applied by living human beings. I've worked in countries where Islam is the dominant religion, many of them did not have any laws about Islamic appropriate dress/behaviour. What is written in law is very different to what is expected by the community, and even the most enthusiastic ex-pats living in such countries allude to this by repeatedly mentioning that foreign women can wear pretty much anything they want then throwing in that it's a good idea to be respectful of the local culture.
 

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