She’s not married to a Saudi, shes probably not married at all, but if she is its to some SE Asian who just wants a Canadian visasSo I first became aware of ムスリムちゃん from r/JapanCircleJerk a couple years back and they were my only source of info on her. I'm so glad I caught up though because she is seriously one of the most generous lolcows in terms of crazy shit. It sucks I didn't discover her sooner, though, because we moved to Japan at the same time (I left in 2014). I would've hella "stocked" her.
I wanna go on a long tirade about her English, so I'll spoiler tag it to spare you the autism.
So I was confused and sure she was in KSA, but reading this thread, it's pretty obvious she's in Canada (I was convinced she was in KSA because of how prison-like her recording area is). Do any leafs here want to report her to a human rights tribunal for her hate speech?How she speaks is what I and my other English teacher friend refer to as "caveman English". Caveman English is a well documented phenomenon among Anglophone ex-pats in Japan and it supposedly serves a few purposes: 1.) Signals to other ex-pats that you're "so Japanese" that you're forgetting your English (this whole desire I call OGS: "Only Gaijin Syndrome" where ex-pats feel threatened by other ex-pats because being together reduces their specialness) 2.) Used by English teachers because they think it's easier for the student to understand (but it just fucks up the student's English in the end). I think she's doing it for both reasons and it's obviously exacerbated by her FAS. I will give her some credit, though, because for being a high-school dropout with FAS, she managed to gain at least SOME competency in Japanese. But her English situation seems mostly self-inflicted. The one thing I am absolutely APPALLED by is her written English, especially with KM. Like, ONE look at that and you know she's a rétard. It's so comical yet knowing her, it's believable. Another thing I noticed is that she's now adopting an Arabic accent. She reminds me 100% of that one Muslim lady Larry David meets in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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As someone who has worked with immigration, I have a few insights on the husband. In that only video of him speaking, he clearly speaks English almost entirely unaccented. Usually Arabs are fucking SHIT at English (especially men) so either he was raised abroad (which is very likely if his dad was a businessman or something) or he's not Saudi. The accent could also be explained by a Malaysian or Indonesian origin (Indonesians study English often and I've met several who don't have accents). The only thing against this, though, is she posted a pic of her husband's kinky hair. If he is Saudi Arabian, though, he's entitled to a lot of benefits and gibs from the gubment. For example, all Saudis can have their entire post-secondary education paid for along with a VERY VERY VERY generous living stipend. I even was able to teach a Saudi at the English conversation school I worked at in Japan and we got reimbursed by the Saudi government. I'm not sure if he's doing that in Canada now or not, but I'm very very curious about how they're supporting themselves.
I don’t believe the chip smasher is her husband, just some guy she got to play along on camera. The random body part photos, combined with a coat rack wrapped with a brand new keffiyeh to approximate the look of a man’s backside, to the ”ask my husband a question” stunts on IG, have shown the husband to be a total ruse.
She’s so desperate to try and make ppl believe she has a Saudi husband yet can’t do the simplest thing in the world to actually prove it. All she needs is a 3 min video (blur out his face since she claims privacy is why we cant see him) of him discussing their happy marriage and then a nice Islamic blessing in Arabic.
It would be so simple to prove if she actually was married. Instead we get anonymous photos of tennis shoes, swarthy chins, ears, hand smashing greasy chips, obviously badly google translated English to Arabic and weird fresh from ebay keffiyehs draped over furniture. I honestly wonder how many times she’s snapped photos of random swarthy looking men on the streets to use in her husband collage.
Miranada is truly one of the most bizarre lolcows out there. Her “most devout Muslim woman in the world schtick” is boring, but the whole Saudi fantasy life she has invented, and ties herself in knots trying to get the internet to believe, is entertaining af. I was hoping, just as the weebo shit took her to Japan, she would become one of those crazy chicks that turns up in ISIS videos from Syria.
She’s never getting into KSA, at best she could go be a whore in Dubai and one-night islam marry some Saudi dude so he can fuck her without making Allah mad. I’m cheering for the Japanese hostess to Canadian Muslim to UAE whore timeline.
But She’s gotten so crazy, and her age is creeping up on her, she will probably just end up living on mental disability stipend in Canada the rest of her days. If she sticks with the religious stuff probably find some abusive Palestinian or Paki boyfriend.
But I’d rather see another radical identity change, god only knows what she would go with next. I hope she develops a crush on a half Inuit-half Mongolian guy and coin flips which half she will adopt as her new identity. I want her living in a yurt, dressed in yak hides and falling off ponies.