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Kat Speculation

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by SoapQueen1, Jul 29, 2018.

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  1. Kat isn't really funny like some of DSP's orbiters and she is a topic of frequent discussion so I'm making a thread just to make it easier for people to find what's already been discovered and to reduce cyclical discussion. I'll put a half-assed effort into keeping the OP updated with a summary, but I'm pretty bad at that.

    Kat does appear to have been part of a family where a mother of three, including Kat, had attempted to kill her youngest daughter out of suspicion the daughter was possessed by a demon. Parental rights were terminated and not re-instated on appeal.

    One of the girls listed in the court document was on a community college Dean's List in 2007. If I assume she was enrolled in a two-year program that leaves her age most likely between 18-21 at the time, making Kat 1-3 years younger. This girl would have been 16-18 at the time of their removal from the home. Kat would have been in the ballpark of 15. There was a third girl listed on the court document whose is currently 24 and has a different surname than the other two girls. The third girl was the youngest and would have been 11. I don't believe Kat was the victim of an attempted homicide by a mother who believed her to be demon possessed. I do believe she was in that household and was removed from he rmother's care along with her two sisters.

    This information has been discussed before by @neger psykolog and I'm not sure how much of the source material was made public. I'll have to think about whether or not I want to release any of that information.
    People found out Kat has some public record somewhere that leads auto insurance companies to show a 2017 Subaru WRX under DSP's address when entering her name instead of his. This vehicle doesn't appear to be hers; it appears she is or was recently (as in within the last year or so) insured on it.

    These are the vehicles found at her previous address under her ex-boyfriend's name:
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    These are the vehicles found at her previous address under her name:
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    These are the vehicles found at her current address (DSP's) under DSP's name:
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    These are the vehicles found at her current address (DSP's) under her name:
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    The vehicles listed under DSP's name are what I'd expect, two BMWs and a Toyota Corolla. The vehicles listed under her name are a mix of the same Toyota Corolla, a Ford Escort, and a Toyota Camry that are present when using either address and the Subaru WRX. This Subaru is the only vehicle in common when using her information and her boyfriend's information. I think it's safe to say the Subaru WRX was a vehicle her boyfriend owned or a vehicle they owned together.

    DSP probably does not own a Subaru.
    An individual contacted Tevin claiming to be Kat's ex-boyfriend. He claimed Kat and DSP began their relationship while Kat and he were still dating and that he kicked Kat out when he found out. He also claimed Kat used him for money.
     
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  2. So we got a demon infested child who now has a WRX. I mean shout out to Ya Boi Demon Girl you just got a (potentialy) free WRX.
     
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  3. "Lets make a Kat thread."
    Kat lore drops the same day!
     
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  4. Added the Kat lore from today.
     
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  5. I just realized: neger was able to link the St. Jean family home, scene of the demon-daughter hostage taking and possible carbon monoxide causing death of an entire family, to the place Kat streamed from. So she had the option of staying there (it at least had a couch from what we could see, plus her PC was most likely stored there, given we know it's not mobile as she had to ship wholly it to Washington.) So the talk about her living with her ex for the remaining months until their lease expires, quickly reeling in Phil for a place to stay, that's doesn't really work, no? Or am I being a dum?

    Also, about this bit in the OP

    According to this post from neger

    The mother did abuse her children, but she didn't try to kill them.
     
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  6. I found a different court document that says she tried to kill her child.
     
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  7. Remember back when Phil told us his new Soulmaid was "UNDOXXABLE", and 'Had no presence on the internet"? It adds a wonderful layer of humor to all this horse lore.
     
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  8. this is horse shit
     
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  9. Phil got a cheer today that had something to do with "hair tricks" and announced it as being a troll cheer.
    His chat was curious as to why it was banned and why that chat was a troll cheer.
    HE KNOWS NOW LOL
     
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  10. Here's a good one. Does DSP know about the demon story or has she kept that from him?

    this would get really spicy if one of Kat's crazy family members showed up at the gout mansion.
     
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  11. It took me a couple minutes to realize "hair tricks" was those videos Kat did with her ex in the Subaru :lol: He knows
     
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  12. Same, although those weren't in the 2017 WRX. Those videos were from Sept. 6th and Dec.14th 2014, almost 4 years ago.

    I think this qualifies for the 'DSP reads KiwiFarms every day' thread too :lol:

    Hi Phil. Just make an account already. You already take our advice and pretend they were your own ideas, or try to get people to believe one of your incel speds actually had an idea that was applicable to the real world during their normal lemon party, anime waifu, rape & genital mutilation role-play.
     
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  13. I speculate that Kat will be gone by next year in the latest. She wanted to be on the west coast, away from Michigan, and is using Dave. Can't wait for the twit longer to drop.
     
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  14. Is there any way that Kat could take his house or the value of it from underneath him?
     
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  15. Doubtful. Cohabitation laws and "common law marriage" laws have relaxed in recent times. Unless Phil actually signs on the dotted line and they get married I don't think she's gonna be eligible for half his shit.

    Edit: I looked it up. Washington state does not recognize common law marriages, so Phil is safe. Dunno about any sort of cohabitation thing.
     
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  16. I think they'd need to get married and/or have kids first for Kat to claim anything of his.
     
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  17. Probably the only thing that she could do would be make life difficult for him if they were to get into a fight and he tries to kick her out. Tenant laws and such could make it to where he has to give her some sort of notice and she'd have to move out by a certain date. I think it would be most humorous if he tried to give her the boot, she pulls the tenant/landlord requirements card and proceeds to make the subsequent days hell on his shtreems with loud noises and such since she would have a few days before she had to be out.
     
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  18. I think Phil has enough sense to not do that. Panda has shown remarkable restraint by not making herself available to detractors, but I don't think kat is as noble.
     
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  19. Panda wants to fade into obscurity, not be known as the underage girl who slept with DSP.

    I imagine she is fully aware of how obsessed certain people are with Phil’s life and doesn’t want it following her.
     
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  20. Here's some speculation: What if their mom was right and they really are demon spawn sent from Satan?

    Phil gets woken up at 4am by a low growl, Phil in his aggravation turns his lamp on and turns to admonish Kat by reminding her that he has to be up in four hours to start his first stream, when he eye's meet this horror ... exorcist-1.jpg

    And his ears are bombarded by a demonic sound imploring " I haven't sex in ages Phil."
     
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