Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw - Jesse Singal Stalker and balding plagiarist LARPing as a Journalist

[Feline Darkmage]

Discussed rather heavily in other threads, it's time to give Katelyn Burns one of her own.

Name: Katelyn Anne Garrett
Deadname: Kyle Burns Garrett
Residence: 18 Smith Wheel Road, Unit 72, Old Orchard Beach, Maine
Birthday: February 6, 1982
Social Media:

https://twitter.com/transscribe
http://twitter.com/closettransgirl (deactivated)

Writing:
http://everydayfeminism.com/author/katelyn-burns/
https://medium.com/@katelynburns
http://www.unusualefforts.com/author/katelyn-burns/
http://m.huffingtonpost.com/author/katelyn-burns
https://www.themarysue.com/guest-author/katelyn-burns/
https://theestablishment.co/@katelynburns

Connection to Rat King, interviewed on Toren's blog:

https://transethics.wordpress.com/2...burns-on-writing-politics-and-moving-forward/
http://archive.md/LMoeA

Linked In:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/katelyn-burns-843b2727

E-begging/Donation links:

https://www.gofundme.com/katelyn-burns-surgery-funf
https://www.patreon.com/katelynburns

Archived Videos:

https://video.lolcow.wiki/Katelyn Burns/
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Dox:

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Katelyn Burns is a self-described Trans Activist and feminist writer that writes for places like Everyday Feminism, The Huffington Post, The Establishment, and The Mary Sue. Burns graduated from University of Massachusetts, Amehurst.

As shown above, Katelyn was present at the pussyhat anti-Trump march, and felt incredibly conflicted about the pussy hats because muh cissexism

A frequent associate of both Toren Valimir of TransEthics, and members of the Norasphere Rat King, Burns also uses twitter frequently to get into arguments with people that disagree. The most recent one of these was with the left-wing writer Rita Panahi

Spoiler: Panahi-Burns-Rat King Caps

TL;DR while Burns has a point about no such diagnosis existing to "trans" tomboys to FtM, he also is shown to be a hypocrite about dogpiling and blocking on twitter due to this incident.

Shortly after this, he came to a realization about call-out culture. However, its too little, too late once you've hitched yourself to the Rat King wagon. (Read individual caps bottom to top)

Also similar to the rest of the Rat King in that Burns believes Trump getting elected will ruin everything because fascism and now he wants to move to Canada.

No but seriously, Burns is incredibly salty and bitter about a lot of shit

And obligatory paranoia about the menfolk and their GloomerGoot

And there's quite a bit more dirt and comedy still to go through, and since we publicly declared this thread was being made Burns has been trying to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING, in order to cover it up., these measures included deactivating @ClosetTransGirl.

Archives

Spoiler

Here's some of the archiving I did a while back -

ClosetTransGirl http://archive.md/search/?q=Closettransgirl

Tabz_ftw (not much there unfortunately, I was archiving so much they put a temp block on me)
http://archive.md/search/?q=Tabz_ftw

Bunch of Katelyn Burns stuff
http://archive.md/search/?q=Katelyn+Burns

Archive of old Instagram
http://archive.md/ThVYL

Katelyn Burns Facebook won't archive nicely but friends include Bex Gerber, Izzy Galvez, Nora Reed, Zinnia Jones, Alex Leal, Ranilda, Brian Hughes and Kiva Bay.
http://archive.md/m7AGw

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

shes easily a 5/10

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

shes easily a 5/10

Afraid I have some bad news. That's a wig, and he still has the dangly parts. That's what the GoFundMe is for.

 

[D.Va]

MySpace angles lose their magic when you see a pic of the person from another direction. I'm almost getting Chris vibes from the pussyhat shot.

 

[Erida]

My favourite bit from the "a cis woman gave me a hat at the Women's March" article (https://archive.fo/7SEsI) was this -

"Confided I'm transgender"
"She kind of guessed"
No shit

Some pre-transition photos from a now deleted Facebook. Us Kiwis are always a step ahead.

Spoiler

Also shares TransLifeLine

Facebook friends include Kiva Bay, Nora Reed, Rebecca Hernandez-Gerber, Brian Hughes and many other lolcows.

To provide some balance, because I'm a nice Nazi transphobe really, Kyle/Katelyn at least makes an effort with appearance, which is more than we usually see here. Is still involved with his children and we haven't found any photos of him in diapers, so that's something I guess.

There is some oversharing though...

Spoiler

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Also, have a cow crossover.

Not enough pain?

Doxing, how does it work?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Wait, how can someone be a virgin and have kids? I'm guessing those aren't biological.

 

[Erida]

Wait, how can someone be a virgin and have kids? I'm guessing those aren't biological.

Anal virginity I assumed. He flipped from a straight married guy to a divorced trans woman getting #analrips from strangers.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Are we sure this isn't Rebecca Hernandez-Gerberstein's biological brother? Cause, shit fam, that's a dead ringer.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Muh writin...

Muh genital cuttin'

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Better patreon revenue than Trooner Man.

 

[Erida]

Afraid I have some bad news. That's a wig, and he still has the dangly parts. That's what the GoFundMe is for.

Tweeted four hours ago

There was a wig but obviously not now the hair's growing out. Very wise decision with cutting in a fringe, perhaps Katelyn can give Buffalo Bill some tips.

My prediction was there'd be no major chimp out but we may get Twitter digs every so often or some vague references to 'my stalker transphobes'. Katelyn falls under the smarter lolcows here (admittedly, a very low bar to pass) and probably realises we're fairly harmless unless a wee.n gets ideas. I'd happily be proved wrong but I get the feeling we'd only see rage if we'd involved the children and I'm a softie so cropped them out of any photos I capped.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Tweeted four hours ago

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There was a wig but obviously not now the hair's growing out. Very wise decision with cutting in a fringe, perhaps Katelyn can give Buffalo Bill some tips.

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My prediction was there'd be no major chimp out but we may get Twitter digs every so often or some vague references to 'my stalker transphobes'. Katelyn falls under the smarter lolcows here (admittedly, a very low bar to pass) and probably realises we're fairly harmless unless a wee.n gets ideas. I'd happily be proved wrong but I get the feeling we'd only see rage if we'd involved the children and I'm a softie so cropped them out of any photos I capped.

They're all probably watching. But yeah, the kids can't help their mom/dad being's buggery. Katelyn is responsible for Katelyn.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

i think my favorite part of the "before" pictures is the receding hairline.

now i can't stop looking at it in every picture.

 

[Erida]

i think my favorite part of the "before" pictures is the receding hairline.

now i can't stop looking at it in every picture.

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Yeah, the hair stylist has had to go reeeeeally far back to cut in a fringe that tries to cover the receding hairline. It means there's a mullet effect with very little hair at the sides.

 

[Coldgrip]

There was a wig but obviously not now the hair's growing out. Very wise decision with cutting in a fringe, perhaps Katelyn can give Buffalo Bill some tips.

What would really help his look is a plastic bag over his head, then tied really tight around his neck so it doesn't fall off.

They're all probably watching. But yeah, the kids can't help their mom/dad being's buggery. Katelyn is responsible for Katelyn.

Of course they're watching, they're attention whores. Why do you think so many of them like to dress up as women, act like a bunch of creepy rapists, then brag about it on twitter?

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Katelyn wants to talk about Trump's hair... he's not one to talk with that feat of architecture on his head.

 

[D.Va]

It looks like such a fragile combover that just tilting their head too much would make it flop back.

How many attempts do you think it took to take a photo?

 

[Pieonoclast]

It looks like such a fragile combover that just tilting their head too much would make it flop back.

How many attempts do you think it took to take a photo?

She's figured out a tactic where she pushes her neck into her shoulders, cranes her head to the side, and lifts the camera above the head. It looks awkward but passable in one photo, but when you see it in every photo it really makes her look unhinged.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Her, she