Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw - Jesse Singal Stalker and balding plagiarist LARPing as a Journalist

Spastic Colon

Krampus' Little Helper
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Who are these fucking patreon idiots? Maybe I need to become a lolcow if I could generate enough money to pay DC level of rent monthly. Geez. Forget pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, grifting is the way to the American dream these days. Why bother getting a real job that could you support yourself with when you can fart around on the internet all day and get actual worker drones to donate part of their paycheck to you?

Since he freelances, he could move. Any place that has an internet connection would work. Then maybe his freelance pay could cover the bills. But, he'd have to give up his stable of DC lawyer fuck boys ...
 

repentance

True & Honest Fan
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Burns didn't report any of this shit fairly, he invented the explanation that the dsm definition of dysphoria was sooo different between two editions that no one "desisted", they just all got their diagnosis changed with the new criteria. As if mental health clinics shit their pants and start over from day 1 whenever the DSM gets updated lol. The gap between good research and widespread practice is at least 5 years, dsm changes are made by committees and may not be based on research at all since it is mostly about taxonomy and politics.
It's always interesting to read the changes proposed by the various committees in the lead up to a new edition and compare them to the actual changes made. The multi-dimensional scale recommended for personality disorders in DSM-5 (which was a really, really good proposal) was rejected largely because applying it would take too much time in clinical practice.
 

sperginity

fuck xmas and fuck you
True & Honest Fan
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Does he ever break out what he pays in child support or does he pay none because he's a young girl too and needs hair transplants?
You could find out the absolute minimum using child support calculators from the state that the divorce took place in. Some people erroneously believe that they can avoid child support (or increase how much support they can receive) by refusing to work, or only taking work under the table, but in those cases the state gives them an expectation of wages they should fulfill: working full time at the state's minimum wage. If you input both parents at those wages, and enter two dependents, and (generously) put an overnight for kyle twice a month, then you will know a number.
 

break these cuffs

Blue Falcon Actual
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You could find out the absolute minimum using child support calculators from the state that the divorce took place in. Some people erroneously believe that they can avoid child support (or increase how much support they can receive) by refusing to work, or only taking work under the table, but in those cases the state gives them an expectation of wages they should fulfill: working full time at the state's minimum wage. If you input both parents at those wages, and enter two dependents, and (generously) put an overnight for kyle twice a month, then you will know a number.
Minimum wage in Maine is $12, so combined gross income if both were earning that is almost exactly $50k. The would put Kyle at $130 per week, per child according the table provided at Pine Tree Legal. Pine Tree is a big non-profit that provides low income legal assistance all across the state.

That is just basic child support. There is also health insurance, childcare, medical expenses. This total number is then multiplied by the income percentage of the non-primary caregiver. Here is an example worksheet from Pine Tree. Maine does not solely use an expected income. Child support gets calculated differently as you get low on the gross income scale and is capped at 10%, however; it can be increased by the court if they think you're being a deadbeat.

I don't know how it is in other states, but there seems to be a pretty extensive list of ways they collect assets or penalize you outside of liens and garnishment such as suspending your license. Who knows, that may be why he fled the state. They found he was underemployed, were going to garnish his wages, raise child support amount, etc.
 

sperginity

fuck xmas and fuck you
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They found he was underemployed, were going to garnish his wages, raise child support amount, etc.
a person who pays something each month, even if it is not the full amount owed, is not usually worth taking to court. If someone has income that is easy to verify then the state can garnish, if the income doesn't fall into that category then it is reallly hard to prove. the attorney fees aren't guaranteed and are often more than what you're trying to obtain from the other party. The parent who owes can show up to court with a sob story and say they are paying all they can, and sometimes its true. A lot of times people don't pursue more support because they don't want to see their ex any more than they have to.
 

break these cuffs

Blue Falcon Actual
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A lot of times people don't pursue more support because they don't want to see their ex any more than they have to.
A buddy of mine didn't because he mistakenly wanted her to be in their children's lives with as little tension as possible and she was broke, lost her job, had racked up debt in secret the last year of marriage. She cancels a lot of weekends.
 

Sissy Galvez

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I never understand who he thinks he's going to fool with these made up stories.
Himself mainly but he also wants his followers to think he’s got a good life vs being a depressed tranny which is the reality.

Why would a rando say “are you a journalist” vs “are you Kyle, I liked your latest Vox blog”. It makes no sense much like an Uber eats driver asking out a balding, fat tranny when making a delivery. He keeps making up fantastical stories of men hitting on him constantly when that doesn’t happen to most women who are real women, look like real women, and are Hot not blobs like Kyle.
 

thejackal

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Himself mainly but he also wants his followers to think he’s got a good life vs being a depressed tranny which is the reality.

Why would a rando say “are you a journalist” vs “are you Kyle, I liked your latest Vox blog”. It makes no sense much like an Uber eats driver asking out a balding, fat tranny when making a delivery. He keeps making up fantastical stories of men hitting on him constantly when that doesn’t happen to most women who are real women, look like real women, and are Hot not blobs like Kyle.
If he really wants to pass as a True and Honest Woman: he's a divorced, underemployed, rapidly aging middle aged woman with serious baggage in the form of two elementary school age kids.

He'd be lucky to get a date once a month on OKCupid from some horny NEET. The only men into him are gay guys that just want some top action from a low self esteem bottom. He is delusional.
 

Sissy Galvez

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If he really wants to pass as a True and Honest Woman: he's a divorced, underemployed, rapidly aging middle aged woman with serious baggage in the form of two elementary school age kids.

He'd be lucky to get a date once a month on OKCupid from some horny NEET. The only men into him are gay guys that just want some top action from a low self esteem bottom. He is delusional.
Exactly, being a “single mom” already knocks him down to basically being undateable and when you add on top if that Kyle doesn’t remotely pass you’re left with the obvious that he’s making all of these things up.

Unless the DC area is filled with a ton of tranny chasers but they don’t want one who’s mangled their cock and balls.
 

Marvin

Christorical Figure
True & Honest Fan
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objectively you've done one of these things kyle
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You mean your wife (a real woman) birthed your children (who you don't see in lieu of banging gross tranny chasers) and what you really did was just provide your damaged genetic material?
Unless the DC area is filled with a ton of tranny chasers but they don’t want one who’s mangled their cock and balls.
I was thinking that could be a possibility. But that ubereats pervert driver would be real disappointed if he found shredded cock and balls.
 

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