Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw - Jesse Singal Stalker and balding plagiarist LARPing as a Journalist

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Hmmm, what is the next step in Kyle's career? It looks like it's begging for pitybux on patreon. When most people talk about furthering their career they look at leveraging their current position for one with higher pay and more presitge. Maybe they change companies for one which offers profit sharing or that allows them to travel. Perhaps they spent a year at a lower payscale than they'd have liked, but now they can leave their stepping stone with the experience and a specific title competitors are looking for. Kyle has no career path.

Kyle has no career to speak of. His career, in the loosest interpretation of the word, is working freelance and begging. Kyle would never have been employed as a writer if he were not caterwauling about a current hot-button issue. He writes livejournal posts and if this were the late 90s or early 2000s, he'd be posting in magenta on a black sparkly background for his geocities page. There is no srs business Washington D.C. political career. No rich D.C. lawyer or politician is sweeping Kyle off his feet and providing him the life he feels he deserves. Kyle is scraping by in a metropolitan city and I would not be surprised to learn that his parents are helping him. Everyone has family members, people they keep in touch with only on social media, or family of friends who go to the big city and fail to make it. Kyle just decided to do it later than most and abandoned his family to do it.

I expect his experience has been much more degenerate than the one's anyone I know have had.
 

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What childcare costs? I thought the ex-wife had the kids and he really doesn't see them? Is he talking about his child support?
He is on the hook until the kids are 18. Maine doesn't go as far as throwing people in jail for not paying it, but they can take pretty much any money you earn besides welfare and social security. They can put liens on property, seize it and sell it at auction. A buddy of mine is hopefully going to be filing for owed child support against his deadbeat ex-wife, so I may get more info in the near future for how it actually goes down in Maine. I'm not sure how hard they'll got after him since he lives out of state either. The courts in many states are often overwhelmed with child support cases and don't go after deadbeats aggressively if they're willing to get a payment plan and pay some money.

Plugging in some guesstimate numbers into a Maine child support calculator, it doesn't seem feasible for $2k to be enough for rent and child support unless both his kids are over 12. I can't remember their ages, so that may be it. I guess I should get to know a deadbeat or two to learn how this all works.
 

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He is on the hook until the kids are 18. Maine doesn't go as far as throwing people in jail for not paying it, but they can take pretty much any money you earn besides welfare and social security. They can put liens on property, seize it and sell it at auction. A buddy of mine is hopefully going to be filing for owed child support against his deadbeat ex-wife, so I may get more info in the near future for how it actually goes down in Maine. I'm not sure how hard they'll got after him since he lives out of state either. The courts in many states are often overwhelmed with child support cases and don't go after deadbeats aggressively if they're willing to get a payment plan and pay some money.

Plugging in some guesstimate numbers into a Maine child support calculator, it doesn't seem feasible for $2k to be enough for rent and child support unless both his kids are over 12. I can't remember their ages, so that may be it. I guess I should get to know a deadbeat or two to learn how this all works.
I hope his wife takes him to the cleaners. Shouldn’t a “mom” be all about providing the best he can for his kids? Just a classic deadbeat dad all around. In my state, they’ll usually contact employers to garnish wages, so the real deadbeats job hop (kind of like Kyle!) but I’m not sure how they would go about getting Patreon bux. That would be interesting to find out.

I sure get a kick out of “reproductive health” in his bio. There’s been a big movement recently to discuss women’s reproductive issues like endometriosis and PCOS, how they affect quality of life, and how a lot of doctors dismiss women’s concerns or just recommend birth control pills. Of course Kyle is writing about the side effects of letting Psychopath MD drill a hole in your crotch. Which is I guess technically reproductive health, if you’re a creative thinker.
 

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He is on the hook until the kids are 18. Maine doesn't go as far as throwing people in jail for not paying it, but they can take pretty much any money you earn besides welfare and social security. They can put liens on property, seize it and sell it at auction. A buddy of mine is hopefully going to be filing for owed child support against his deadbeat ex-wife, so I may get more info in the near future for how it actually goes down in Maine. I'm not sure how hard they'll got after him since he lives out of state either. The courts in many states are often overwhelmed with child support cases and don't go after deadbeats aggressively if they're willing to get a payment plan and pay some money.

Plugging in some guesstimate numbers into a Maine child support calculator, it doesn't seem feasible for $2k to be enough for rent and child support unless both his kids are over 12. I can't remember their ages, so that may be it. I guess I should get to know a deadbeat or two to learn how this all works.
The ex-wife no longer resides in Maine. I believe she's in NH.
 

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What childcare costs? I thought the ex-wife had the kids and he really doesn't see them? Is he talking about his child support?
Yes. Kyle is guilty of claiming his child support is “childcare costs,” lol. Makes him sound like less of a deadbeat (to himself).

$2,000 is his rent in D.C.? We know he lives alone so he can bring home deviant men to fuck his neovagina, so that’s gotta be like a studio or something. No wonder his kids aren’t allowed over. Edit: Just reread it. I bet his child support is $400-500 for two small children (even minimum wage, one-child orders in most states that aren’t Mississippi and Alabama are ~$300), so his rent is even lower than that. Must be a fucking hovel.
 

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I hope his wife takes him to the cleaners. Shouldn’t a “mom” be all about providing the best he can for his kids? Just a classic deadbeat dad all around. In my state, they’ll usually contact employers to garnish wages, so the real deadbeats job hop (kind of like Kyle!) but I’m not sure how they would go about getting Patreon bux. That would be interesting to find out.

I sure get a kick out of “reproductive health” in his bio. There’s been a big movement recently to discuss women’s reproductive issues like endometriosis and PCOS, how they affect quality of life, and how a lot of doctors dismiss women’s concerns or just recommend birth control pills. Of course Kyle is writing about the side effects of letting Psychopath MD drill a hole in your crotch. Which is I guess technically reproductive health, if you’re a creative thinker.

Getting castrated is reproductive health. If only more mentally ill men had it done before they had kids.
 

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Yes. Kyle is guilty of claiming his child support is “childcare costs,” lol. Makes him sound like less of a deadbeat (to himself).

$2,000 is his rent in D.C.? We know he lives alone so he can bring home deviant men to fuck his neovagina, so that’s gotta be like a studio or something. No wonder his kids aren’t allowed over. Edit: Just reread it. I bet his child support is $400-500 for two small children (even minimum wage, one-child orders in most states that aren’t Mississippi and Alabama are ~$300), so his rent is even lower than that. Must be a fucking hovel.
It would not surprise me in the least to find out that he was stiffing his ex-wife completely and he's just trying to sound less pathetic in his begging. Needing $2k for rent could possibly, I know, cause a paypig or two to say he should just more somewhere cheaper. You don't need to live in D.C. to write freelance blogposts.
 

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This was his last piece for Vox, it's too long to paste here:
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I don't get it. Why would anyone want to watch Kyle play video games? I can see watching someone play who is really good or at least really charismatic and entertaining -- but Kyle is neither of those things.
A lot of creative pursuits look easy from the outside, especially if you’re deluded about your talents.
 

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I don't get it. Why would anyone want to watch Kyle play video games? I can see watching someone play who is really good or at least really charismatic and entertaining -- but Kyle is neither of those things.
There are plenty of trannies who want to watch other trannies do things. I'm sure there are some chasers and wokesters who want to prove how woke they are by associating with trannies, but I'm guessing most of Kyle's followers are other trannies.
 
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Ahahaha, no one has ever called Kyle a pretty lady or jerked off in his direction on the metro. They'd have to be more mentally ill than Kyle, and Kyle's so crazy he had his dick cut off.
 

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