Katelyn Burns / Katelyn Anne Garrett / Kyle Burns Garrett / Transscribe / ClosetTransGirl / tabz_ftw - Jesse Singal Stalker and balding plagiarist LARPing as a Journalist

[thejackal]

The trailer for this is the most cringe thing I’ve heard in a while: over-rehearsed, obvious jokes and fake laughter abound. And Kyle has such an awful voice for radio. He sounds constantly phlemgy, and (it goes without saying) not at all like a woman, just a really annoying gay guy.

he has the quintessential faggot voice. Like it's so bad even other gay guys hate it. They probably shut him up by making him suck cock. Good for them.

Also, the pod name is a blatant rip off of the popular pod "Call her Daddy".

 

[janekop]

the podcast is just so funny bc the clearly female voice and the clearly male voice are swapped in terms of "gender identity". if you didn't know you would think the scratchy gay man voice was oliver and the high-pitched slightly gravelly (t-induced) one was katelyn

also this is the only review left on the apple podcasts for cancel me, daddy

kamcburns... did kyle leave a fake review pretending to be a fan before the first episode even comes out?

 

[thejackal]

kamcburns.

It appears to be this strapping...FTM




There isn't a straight dude alive that has ever posed with their leg like that.

 

[janekop]

It appears to be this strapping...FTM


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There isn't a straight dude alive that has ever posed with their leg like that.

strange coincidence... "katelyn" and "kam" should date! katelyn likes men, right? and kam is a true and honest one, now katelyn won't have to be trolling for black dick on grindr

 

[Tragi-Chan]

also this is the only review left on the apple podcasts for cancel me, daddy
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kamcburns... did kyle leave a fake review pretending to be a fan before the first episode even comes out?

This reviewer is a fool, trans people can’t leave those conversations alone. They still whine about J K Rowling.

 

[janekop]

EPISODE 1 of CALL ME DADDY!

featuring whiny ftm #80,000 oliver ash-klein and kyle "i abandoned my kids to cut off my dick and live alone in dc while getting pity fucked by men" burns

title: The Zenith of Cancel Culture

Spoiler: THE EPISODE

- oliver's laugh is really really high,
- they decided to start a podcast before they even decided on a topic for it
- mocking "cancel culture hysteria", they want to look at the topic with nuance and see who's been left out of it
- "everyone who complains about cancel culture hasn't actually been cancelled" and they are trying to silence those "calling them out for being problematic"
- "marginalized people are being gaslit by those who complain about cancel culture"

- the podcast name is kind of tongue-in-cheek. those who complain about "being cancelled" actually want to be cancelled bc it brings them money, so they are saying "cancel me, daddy"

- reading favorable reviews before the show has even come out... "we are needed in this space!"
- show will be every other week
- PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON

- first show will be about Josh Hawley, chief architect of Jan 6 insurrection and republican senator from missouri

- he has been positioning himself as a victim bc simon & schuster canceled his book deal
- he is part of the govt so he cannot be censored (???)
- his book got picked up by a conservative publisher who is actually own by s&s (this is true and very funny... almost as if money is the primary concern of large corporations!)
- HEHEEHEEEE - oliver
- there MUST BE CONSEQUENCES for JAN 6!
- ur not censored if ur on fox news, ny post
- josh doesn't know what he's talking about
- adults accept responsibility for their actions
- talking abt matt gaetz.. who is trying to cancel liz cheney
- less ideological diversity on the right than on the left
- conservatives are now just realising their social views are in the minority
kyle is talking ~75% of the time... MANSPLAINING ALERT!!

- cancel culture is the last scream of the mediocre white man (oliver)... WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE WOMEN asks Kyle

~ad break~ promoting the podcast "gender reveal" which kyle was a guest on

- canceling the new york times/lauren wolfe thing
- basically she was (allegedly) fired for saying she had chills when seeing biden's tweet (listen to TERF katie Herzog and CHASER jesse singal's podcast blocked and reported for more about the lauren wolfe thing)
- it's not cancel culture, SHE GOT FIRED BC IT WAS LIKE GAMERGATE
- kyle: signers of the harper's letter from the summer (incl JESSE SINGAL) are saying they warned you... but there is nothing comparable btw the firing of bennett for the tom cotton oped and wolfe's firing
- lauren wolfe was fired for her political opinions, bennett wasn't
- it's objective that trump was a white supremacist and fascist and those are objectively bad
- public neutrality for journalists is bad, and that's how we got the orange cheeto
- example: kyle is very neutral but criticizes dems AND reps!
- NYT stars are allowed to get away with things they shouldn't be
- something about the nyt podcast the daily and sexual harassment and the peabody for caliphate
- NYT is losing money bc they allow sexual harassment (andy mills?)
- double standard for the golden boys vs the average worker (true!)
- oliver says cancel me daddy seductively to kyle

was only about 28 min.
main takeaways:
- basic-ass liberal takes and a LITERAL RIPOFF of Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog's podcast Blocked and Reported, although...

- kyle talks over oliver and for at least 70% of the time like the man he is
- kyle really wanted to say the name jesse singal a few times... he has a massive hateboner... or neovagina "clit" erection

anyway let me know if i should do these for other episodes

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

EPISODE 1 of CALL ME DADDY!

featuring whiny ftm #80,000 oliver ash-klein and kyle "i abandoned my kids to cut off my dick and live alone in dc while getting pity fucked by men" burns

title: The Zenith of Cancel Culture

Spoiler: THE EPISODE

- oliver's laugh is really really high,
- they decided to start a podcast before they even decided on a topic for it
- mocking "cancel culture hysteria", they want to look at the topic with nuance and see who's been left out of it
- "everyone who complains about cancel culture hasn't actually been cancelled" and they are trying to silence those "calling them out for being problematic"
- "marginalized people are being gaslit by those who complain about cancel culture"

- the podcast name is kind of tongue-in-cheek. those who complain about "being cancelled" actually want to be cancelled bc it brings them money, so they are saying "cancel me, daddy"

- reading favorable reviews before the show has even come out... "we are needed in this space!"
- show will be every other week
- PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON

- first show will be about Josh Hawley, chief architect of Jan 6 insurrection and republican senator from missouri
View attachment 1897010
- he has been positioning himself as a victim bc simon & schuster canceled his book deal
- he is part of the govt so he cannot be censored (???)
- his book got picked up by a conservative publisher who is actually own by s&s (this is true and very funny... almost as if money is the primary concern of large corporations!)
- HEHEEHEEEE - oliver
- there MUST BE CONSEQUENCES for JAN 6!
- ur not censored if ur on fox news, ny post
- josh doesn't know what he's talking about
- adults accept responsibility for their actions
- talking abt matt gaetz.. who is trying to cancel liz cheney
- less ideological diversity on the right than on the left
- conservatives are now just realising their social views are in the minority
kyle is talking ~75% of the time... MANSPLAINING ALERT!!

- cancel culture is the last scream of the mediocre white man (oliver)... WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE WOMEN asks Kyle

~ad break~ promoting the podcast "gender reveal" which kyle was a guest on

- canceling the new york times/lauren wolfe thing
- basically she was (allegedly) fired for saying she had chills when seeing biden's tweet (listen to TERF katie Herzog and CHASER jesse singal's podcast blocked and reported for more about the lauren wolfe thing)
- it's not cancel culture, SHE GOT FIRED BC IT WAS LIKE GAMERGATE
- kyle: signers of the harper's letter from the summer (incl JESSE SINGAL) are saying they warned you... but there is nothing comparable btw the firing of bennett for the tom cotton oped and wolfe's firing
- lauren wolfe was fired for her political opinions, bennett wasn't
- it's objective that trump was a white supremacist and fascist and those are objectively bad
- public neutrality for journalists is bad, and that's how we got the orange cheeto
- example: kyle is very neutral but criticizes dems AND reps!
- NYT stars are allowed to get away with things they shouldn't be
- something about the nyt podcast the daily and sexual harassment and the peabody for caliphate
- NYT is losing money bc they allow sexual harassment (andy mills?)
- double standard for the golden boys vs the average worker (true!)
- oliver says cancel me daddy seductively to kyle

was only about 28 min.
main takeaways:
- basic-ass liberal takes and a LITERAL RIPOFF of Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog's podcast Blocked and Reported, although...
View attachment 1897042View attachment 1897043
- kyle talks over oliver and for at least 70% of the time like the man he is
- kyle really wanted to say the name jesse singal a few times... he has a massive hateboner... or neovagina "clit" erection

anyway let me know if i should do these for other episodes

Kyle is stalker level obsessed with Jesse Singal. I half expect him to break into Jesse's place and boil a bunny. Good grief, Kyle. Let it go, man.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

EPISODE 1 of CALL ME DADDY!

featuring whiny ftm #80,000 oliver ash-klein and kyle "i abandoned my kids to cut off my dick and live alone in dc while getting pity fucked by men" burns

title: The Zenith of Cancel Culture

Spoiler: THE EPISODE

- oliver's laugh is really really high,
- they decided to start a podcast before they even decided on a topic for it
- mocking "cancel culture hysteria", they want to look at the topic with nuance and see who's been left out of it
- "everyone who complains about cancel culture hasn't actually been cancelled" and they are trying to silence those "calling them out for being problematic"
- "marginalized people are being gaslit by those who complain about cancel culture"

- the podcast name is kind of tongue-in-cheek. those who complain about "being cancelled" actually want to be cancelled bc it brings them money, so they are saying "cancel me, daddy"

- reading favorable reviews before the show has even come out... "we are needed in this space!"
- show will be every other week
- PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON

- first show will be about Josh Hawley, chief architect of Jan 6 insurrection and republican senator from missouri
View attachment 1897010
- he has been positioning himself as a victim bc simon & schuster canceled his book deal
- he is part of the govt so he cannot be censored (???)
- his book got picked up by a conservative publisher who is actually own by s&s (this is true and very funny... almost as if money is the primary concern of large corporations!)
- HEHEEHEEEE - oliver
- there MUST BE CONSEQUENCES for JAN 6!
- ur not censored if ur on fox news, ny post
- josh doesn't know what he's talking about
- adults accept responsibility for their actions
- talking abt matt gaetz.. who is trying to cancel liz cheney
- less ideological diversity on the right than on the left
- conservatives are now just realising their social views are in the minority
kyle is talking ~75% of the time... MANSPLAINING ALERT!!

- cancel culture is the last scream of the mediocre white man (oliver)... WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE WOMEN asks Kyle

~ad break~ promoting the podcast "gender reveal" which kyle was a guest on

- canceling the new york times/lauren wolfe thing
- basically she was (allegedly) fired for saying she had chills when seeing biden's tweet (listen to TERF katie Herzog and CHASER jesse singal's podcast blocked and reported for more about the lauren wolfe thing)
- it's not cancel culture, SHE GOT FIRED BC IT WAS LIKE GAMERGATE
- kyle: signers of the harper's letter from the summer (incl JESSE SINGAL) are saying they warned you... but there is nothing comparable btw the firing of bennett for the tom cotton oped and wolfe's firing
- lauren wolfe was fired for her political opinions, bennett wasn't
- it's objective that trump was a white supremacist and fascist and those are objectively bad
- public neutrality for journalists is bad, and that's how we got the orange cheeto
- example: kyle is very neutral but criticizes dems AND reps!
- NYT stars are allowed to get away with things they shouldn't be
- something about the nyt podcast the daily and sexual harassment and the peabody for caliphate
- NYT is losing money bc they allow sexual harassment (andy mills?)
- double standard for the golden boys vs the average worker (true!)
- oliver says cancel me daddy seductively to kyle

was only about 28 min.
main takeaways:
- basic-ass liberal takes and a LITERAL RIPOFF of Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog's podcast Blocked and Reported, although...
View attachment 1897042View attachment 1897043
- kyle talks over oliver and for at least 70% of the time like the man he is
- kyle really wanted to say the name jesse singal a few times... he has a massive hateboner... or neovagina "clit" erection

anyway let me know if i should do these for other episodes

God bless you for listening to that and reporting back because I was never going to hear it!

 

[Pickerd]

anyway let me know if i should do these for other episodes

I greatly appreciate your sacrifice in the service of our entertainment, and selfishly encourage you to continue for future episodes.

 

[thejackal]

You abandoned your family in order to get into Overwatch plat, congrats bruh, humble brag it up!

 

[ForbiddenVelma960]

Stop sending the court orders to pay child support to Kyle and calling me a deadbeat dad!
My name is Katelyn and the political correct term is deadbeat parent!

The dead beat dad thing (Along with being a DL homo and marrying a woman) are what bothers me the most.
Like you want to appropriate womanhood but are totally OK with abandoning your kids to play journalist and take dick? A real woman and mother couldn't get away with that.

He always acts like his wife did some horrible thing to him too...

On another note New Hampshire is the only hold out state in New England (Maybe Maine but they might be more Liberal on this) that DGAF about trannies. There is no state funded health care here and it is VERY hard and limited to get gov't benefits here. There are also far less gender special drs and therapists. Also with the Live free or Die Mindset- lots of guns and lots of people who would not suffer the company of a tranny. I can guarantee he is the laughing stock loser of his ex wife's family.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I don't think he actually hates to be that person.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

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I don't think he actually hates to be that person.

Kyle, after your stalking of Singal, nobody is going to want to hire you for a political staff position. Nice try, but they wouldn't even want you as an unpaid intern.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It does seem like he's trying to suggest someone hire him for a "trans spokesperson" position:


"Just any ol trans person will do, no need for them to be versed in the actual legislation!" (Troon Twitter retort: "Actually, trans people are highly versed in legislative matters because of their need for survival from hate murder!")

 

[Trombonista]

I wanna see him comment on Sophie Lababyfur.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"I’ve been a finalist for a dozen good jobs over the years and they never produce an offer. ... I'm tired of being heartbroken."



How that Patreon is doing:

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It surely must be the trans part that keeps him unemployed and not the stalker and plagiarist parts.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It surely must be the trans part that keeps him unemployed and not the stalker and plagiarist parts.

Or everytime he gets a job he fucks off and uses the health insurance to get more surgeries and ends up working for like 1/3 of the time he's employed.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Hasn't seen his kids in over a year because of "the pandemic"

 

[PrincessHomura]

Hasn't seen his kids in over a year because of "the pandemic"
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I don't even want to imagine the trauma the kids must be facing at having to see Kyle waddle in wearing an ill-fitting dress and an ugly wig after over a year of safety. Poor children.