Kaylyn Saucedo / Kaylyn Dicksion / MarzGurl - Armz Across America

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damian

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Channel Awesome by @Sexy Times Hitler
Before joining CA, Kaylyn started producing videos under the Marzgurl name in mid-2004. She had used the name before, including the Angelfire/Matrix nightmare that was The Real High School Life (archive), where she documented the going-ons at her school, Smithson Valley High School. A failed attempt at finding a replacement "editor" for the site lead to her penchant for the dramatic to show in the most early-00s teen way possible:
marzGurl said:
11-05-2003

I doubt that anyone to whom this concerns will read this tonight... but I am so sorry. I'm sorry that I have become such a bitter human being, so angry at things so small. I'm sorry I yell and scream when there's nothing I can do about it anyway. I probably do this just to get attention, and I admit that. I get depressed when I think that "If I don't do this, no one will see me, and I'll fall back into the dark again, where no one notices I'm even alive." So I yell. And I scream. And I throw things. Throw a tantrum, is more like it. And it's childish of me. I hate myself more than anything for it. I think from now on I'll let myself fade. I think that people would rather hear nothing from me at all than to hear me screaming out of simple stress and lack of attention. I'm sorry to everyone I hurt tonight. Like I said, this probably won't get read anyway, but... well, if you want to talk to me, I'll be online for a while longer. AOL - martiangirl1986, MSN Messenger - martiangirl1986@hotmail.com.

Linkin Park's BREAKING THE HABIT
Memories consume
Like Opening The Wounds
I'm Picking Me Apart Again
You all Assume
I'm safe here in my room
(Unless I try to start again)
I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm
Breaking the habit
Tonight

Clutching my cure
I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more
Than anytime before
I had no options left again

I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm
Breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight

I'll paint it on the walls
'Cause I'm the one at fault
I'll never fight again
And this is how it ends

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
But now I have some clarity
To show you what I mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
So I'm
Breaking the habit
I'm Breaking the habit
I'm Breaking the habit
Tonight

With a heavy heart,
MarzGurl
The follow-up blog: The Real College Life remains mired in development hell.

While at San Antonio College, she became a newly minted weeb, which not only further proved the failures of higher education, but also lead to her teaming up with Shaun Chiaffa in order to make videos documenting the anime con scene, which are still available on her YouTube channel in all of their cruddy mid-00s glory:
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Around early 2006, Chiaffia split with Kaylyn, leaving the latter to continue producing Marzgurl videos alone.

In 2008, Doug Walker, sowing the seeds for what would eventually become Channel Awesome, announced a contest to find the "Nostalgia Chick". Kaylyn submitted her entry on The Last Unicorn and subsequently making it into the Top Five.
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The final three were narrowed to Kaylyn, Krissy "That Chick With the Goggles" Diggs, and Lindsay Ellis, who would eventually win the position. Kaylyn and Krissy were allowed to produce videos for the site under their own names, inadvertedly making this one of the most cancerous "Everyone's a winner!" decisions in internet history.

She produced a variety of shows for CA, such as the abandoned after three episodes What's That Anime?, her next main series Marzgurl Presents, the news/opinion-focused Anime News Editorial, Marzgurl Sings! (Poorly!) and a podcast centering on media in general entitled Beyond the Black Rims with co-host and brother Josh Saucedo, which started out as YouTube-exclusive before being hosted on CA in 2015, continuing to this day.

Kaylyn was a generally respected producer during this time, appearing in all of the odes to cinematic auto-fellatio known as the Anniversary Movies and frequently collaborating with other producers such as Lewis "Linkara" Lovhaug, Jonathan "ChaosD1" Burkhardt and most controversally, Justin "JewWario" Carmical.


Change The Channel by @Odie Esty
Marzgurl was one of the original creators of the change the channel doc along with Lupa, linkara, and Holly but it def appears like she was more involved then them. She takes up 7 pages of the doc while the others don't cross 5, save lupa who was involved in more drama and had screenshots in her section. She also wrote the forward for her doc. Despite that, nothing particularly damning comes up in her testimony. Most of it is based around mike michaud being shitty to her, which is definitely worth bringing up, but a lot of it is also about honest mistakes. at one point marzgurl brings up how she wasn't in one group shot of a movie, but then was in another and felt bad about not being in the first. her section is filled with things like this which just seem irrelevant.
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Marzgurl mentions she had wanted to leave CA for a while but had an agent who scheduled her con appearances and said it wouldn't be a good move until she had at least 10k subs. 10k is a pittance in modern youtube and you can't reliably make minimum wage below 100k. Marzgurl says she adjusted this to instead leave on her tenth anniversary but a glance at her social blade makes it clear she didn't have much of a choice, she had just barely crossed 10k when the change the channel doc went live. as of now she sits at 17k but social blade shows she acquired 7 thousand of those subs from her video released about the doc in the first place. At one point in the doc she mentions doug didn't tell anyone he was ending the nostalgia critic until they read it in the script of To Boldly Flee and recounts how worried she was. Marzgurl was eating from doug's plate for years and was wholly unable to turn it into anything noteworthy of her own.
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Marzgurl's video talking about Jewwario is her most popular by a long shot, with 162,000 views. the closest vid to it is basically a vine from 7 years ago and her nostalgia chick video from ten years ago, neither of which crossed 100k. Her patreon manages to make less than spoony who hasn't made a video in years, and has no goals or rewards. Like most of the CA crew she subsisted entirely on doug's fame and was never able to make anything of her own. Say what you will about Doug, the man is at least popular on his own merits. like most celebrities Marzgurl is self centered and fame hungry, but unlike most celebrities no one really gives a shit. except for us, which is maybe the worst part.


Jew Wario (Justin Carmical)
Justin Carmical (April 11, 1971 − January 23, 2014 [Aged 42]), better known online as JewWario, was a YouTuber who uploaded gaming videos

On January 23, 2014, he committed suicide. He locked himself into the bathroom and shot himself while his wife was talking to him from the other side of the door.
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As a fellow TGWTG contributor, Kaylyn and Justin became friends and would even appear together on Channel Awesome collaborations:

When Justin died, Kaylyn felt she needed to honor him by finishing one of his pet projects. This would be a final farewell and tribute to her late friend.
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Then the unexpected happened and it was revealed that Justin was a rapist and that Channel Awesome was covering up the allegations.
On April 2, 2018, many former 'TGWTG' and 'Channel Awesome' producers contributed to a detailed document titled "Not So Awesome", where they detail their abuse as well as neglect, misconduct, and manipulation at the hands of CEO Mike Michaud, Doug Walker, and Rob Walker, including the poor management and favoritism of the site.

One contributor, referring to herself as "Jane Doe", disclosed that she had been groomed and sexually abused by a TGWTG producer while not disclosing the name of the person. On April 11, 2018, Channel Awesome released a statement titled "Our Response" in which they respond to several of the former producer's grievances with Jane Doe being the first. In their response to her, screencaps of chatlogs are shown in which they discuss how to deal with the problem producer in question. Despite redacting the producer's name, in the second screencap cap, it's shown that the chat had taken place on February 12, 2013, a Tuesday. It's shown that the producer would be terminated from TGWTG on Friday, February 15, 2013, the day in which Justin Carmical reportedly left the site and inadvertently revealing Carmical to be the alleged sexual deviant.

On April 11, 2018, it was revealed that he was terminated by Channel Awesome over sexual misconduct accusations, which has tarnished his reputation.

On April 12, 2018, a Reddit user revealed that she had allegedly been raped by Carmical in her sleep after making several attempts to convince him to leave her alone. The alleged legitimacy of the post has since been confirmed by former TGWTG forum admin Holly Christine Brown and former TGWTG producer Jacob Chapman (JesuOtaku).

#KickVic
Most believe that JewWario broke MarzGurl and that this was her chance at a redemption arc. She would start with Vic Mignogna and help clean up the rest of the american anime voice acting community.

She created the # "KickVic":
https://twitter.com/MarzGurl/status/1085835389242302464 https://archive.fo/oDE8E
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You can find most of her posts regarding #KickVic and Vic Mignogna in the Main WeebWars thread.

All of Kaylyn's spergery earned her a Demand for Preservation of Digital Stored Information (Basically a do not delete shit order) from Vic Mignogna's legal team at BHBH:
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All this means is that she is a possible future target for a lawsuit or deposition.


Money Issues
Kaylyn is pretty well known as a shameless E-beggar, from oil changes to imaginary lawsuits MarzGurl sets a new standard in E-Begging. Her masterpiece was crowdfunding her wedding:
https://marzgurl.tumblr.com/post/75063876870/click-here-to-support-josh-and-kaylyns-wedding (https://archive.fo/zpPap)
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Just as the KickVic stuff was starting to ramp up, Kaylyn's kitty (Siren) got sick. Tried as hard as she could, she couldn't get enough funding:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-for-siren-the-kitty (https://archive.fo/KmfxG)
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Siren died soon after. :'( But don't worry, her spirit still lives on... on Twitter:
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MarzGurl vs Yellow Flash
Yellow Flash is a IStandWithVic/Comicsgate Youtuber that likes to make live-streams on the weirdos of said movements, typically titling them as "Let's Monetize (X)", which he later deletes. He made a few streams featuring our very own OrangutanArmz, turns out she doesn't like people making fun of her.

Kaylyn, on a Facebook Private group chat, asked for her "closest friends" to DOXXXXXX YellowFlash was. One of the funniest parts is that she claims to have gone to Police and FBI over people making fun of her ON THE INTERNET and even wants to go to congress over it.
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Another funny part is that she mistook YF's twitter location of "616", the Marvel Comics main universe, as an area code. She plans to sue for defamation but can't be arsed to compile the "evidence" herself and instead asks for her private group to do it.
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Her free consultation lawyer said he would contact YouTube and Twitter to deplatform YF and recommended she counter his "miss-information" with her information:
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There it is, there's the Kaylyn we know. "Money is always an issue" for good 'ol Marzgurl:
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Some people were skeptic about the authenticity of the leak, we can thank Marzgurl for confirming it validity;
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She later started a GoFundMe for "Legal Fees". She needed $1.5K to retain a lawyer to begin the process of a defamation suit:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/wff68g-help-with-legal-fees (https://archive.fo/YwiPp)
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TFW your 'Sue a Sperg' GFM gets overfunded but your 'Save my Kitty' GFM didn't even get 50% of it's goal:
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Kaylyn Dalene Saucedo
DOB: January 27, 1986
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feral cat #6385

GIVE ME CRUNCHIES!!!!
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Not necessarily. Would need to know if she was sent defamation mitigation request. Could just be a deposition target to see who she has talked to.

Look at the date. She has had that since March.

Sounds like she is full of shit too. Police calling and asking if it was her address? Yea sounds as credible as the fake swat story from that va troll woman.
 

REGENDarySumanai

Man of excellent taste
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I've been waiting for this day for a long time. The reaper's out for his dues and Mrs. Saucedo is next.
 

LMR365

Nicolas Cage holding a birthday cake.
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Finally! Someone had the balls to make a thread about her. lol Hey, Armzgirl? I hope you "win" your lawsuit girlfriend? lol God Armzgirl is really losing her fucking mind over NOTHING! You gonna get sued yet you waste 400 DOLLARS on video games. lol, Why don't you use that 400 on the so-called Lawsuit you are trying to clear your "name" for or use the cash for commission artwork given you have no new friends left. You are on your own you dipshit monkey and also if you do try to win a lawsuit. (Which is unlucky) You will be the most hateable human being on earth. Worse than Hitler and at least Hitler never waste 400 dollars on video games. Oy Vey Armzgirl! :story:
 

A2P

Weeb Wars' Gorilla Warfare Commando
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If she wasnt going to delete them anyway, then why is she claiming this is an intimidation tactic?

Either she is mind numbingly exceptional, or she spent her GFM on coke and is now suffering from the comedown
 

RodgerDodger

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OK, she legitimately never received the certified letter. Which would have been a valid defense against exemplary damages... but she is admitting that she DID receive the letter via e-mail. She somehow fails to grasp that that counts! This isn't service of lawsuit. Also has anyone figured out that she outright lied to her paypigs about her Legal Fund? She put it up and claimed it was to enable a lawsuit against Yellow Flash. When the truth is she was soliciting funds to consult a lawyer about the incoming legal shitstorm from Texas. Gee, and she accuses Nick of running a scam?
 

RodgerDodger

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she refused to comply with the TDMA order. I hope she's ready to be in debt for the rest of her life.
She's already in debt for the rest of her life. And that was just to bury her cat. Once again this chick used to be a paid medical experimentation subject as her main source of income. Good life decisions and Marzgurl do not appear to have even a casual relationship.
 

ComeoutandJULAY

BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BU-BURN TO THE GROUND
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Yes, finally. A TGWTG cow, #KickVic sped, and halal all rolled into one. God bless.

My assessment of MarzGurl is that first and foremost, she's an attention whore. Her self-insertion into the ProJared/Atelier Holly/Commander Heidi/whatever the fuck drama further cemented that for me. She craves asspats from her fellow SJW brethren and has gotten at least some of it (judging by her GFMs) recently, which she views as a good thing because she never quite had it very well back in the TGWTG days. Her entire online presence over the past decade has consistently centered around the theme of "always a bridesmaid, never the bride" (I mean, fuck, after all she was added to the site as a runner-up for the Nostalgia Chick contest, not even the winner)--she was one of the OG players of Channel Awesome yet was constantly overshadowed by other contributors that weren't as lifeless and uncharismatic as she was, like Spoony, the Nasty Cockslut, Peeved Pedro, and even former competitor Lindsay Ellis to some degree. And as time went on it seemed as though she found herself less and less able to shake off that sort of inferiority complex until she pretty much went off the deep end with both #ChangeTheChannel and especially this whole Weeb Wars thing and is now about to get her ass dragged into court.

There was a teeny-tiny part of me at some point that was sympathetic toward Kaylyn, especially after the JewWario thing, but her content is shit anyway, so I just sort of let it go. I think at this point it's not so much that she's unaware of the bad optics behind her actions as it is that she just doesn't give a shit (she's said repeatedly that Vic could add her to the lawsuit if he wanted to...yeah, that's going to work out wonderfully for you, honey). Going after Vic's mom, threatening YellowFlash with a lawsuit...if it's a way for her to attain the attention she never really got back in her heyday, she'll take it. Kind of makes me wonder how things would have gone had she actually won the NChick contest all those years ago. But that didn't happen, so, well...here we are now.

Anyway, @damian, best of luck to you for updating the OP. There's tons of fucking shit to unpack about our favorite squirrel, ranging from her mediocre content's inability to save her from living in borderline poverty to her involvement in #ChangeTheChannel to of course her role in #KickVic. It's not very easy to cover 11 (and counting) years worth of failure, so props to you for taking up the mantle, sir. :semperfidelis:

But if you're just going to focus on the #KickVic stuff, that's fine, too.
 
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damian

Not *cough* Zack.
True & Honest Fan
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Anyway, @damian, best of luck to you for updating the OP. There's tons of fucking shit to unpack about our favorite squirrel, ranging from her mediocre content's inability to save her from living in borderline poverty to her involvement in #ChangeTheChannel to of course her role in #KickVic. It's not very easy to cover 11 (and counting) years worth of failure, so props to you for taking up the mantle, sir. :semperfidelis:

But if you're just going to focus on the #KickVic stuff, that's fine, too.
My OP won’t be as extensive but it will touch on a bit of everything. So far what I have in mind:
  1. Intro
  2. Channel Awesome (need help)
  3. Change The Channel (need help)
  4. Jew Wario (need help)
  5. KickVic involvement
  6. GoFundMe (Cat)
  7. “Please Dox YF for me”
  8. GoFundMe (Lawsuit)
  9. ArmzGurl gallery
  10. Social Media
Need some assistance on the Channel Awesome & Jew Wario stuff since I never followed it. Feel free to either DM me or reply to this post.
 

CountSarmale

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We should have an archive/database of everyone's tweets and put it on the each OP, would make it so much easier when searching for particular statement as text.
I remember one guy making some pdf of Mazrgurl and Marchi's full twitter timelines, is he still around?
 

ComeoutandJULAY

BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BU-BURN TO THE GROUND
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My OP won’t be as extensive but it will touch on a bit of everything. So far what I have in mind:
  1. Intro
  2. Channel Awesome (need help)
  3. Change The Channel (need help)
  4. Jew Wario (need help)
  5. KickVic involvement
  6. GoFundMe (Cat)
  7. “Please Dox YF for me”
  8. GoFundMe (Lawsuit)
  9. ArmzGurl gallery
  10. Social Media
Need some assistance on the Channel Awesome & Jew Wario stuff since I never followed it. Feel free to either DM me or reply to this post.
I've been a bit wrapped up in a bunch of other things atm (which is why I haven't actively posted all that much here in a while), but what I can say is that outline is just about perfect. I think even with just a few quick and to-the-point paragraphs for the things you need help on with some extra media sprinkled in (I don't want to be too specific about what that would entail for obvious reasons), you'll be set.
 

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