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Introduction
Kelli Mariella (anagram for "i.e., all real milk") is a 25-year-old radical communist who transitioned in order to live out his sexual fantasy of becoming a part-cow-part-girl with cartoonishly large breasts.
Background
Before Kelli decided to pursue his quest to become a big tiddy cow woman, he was a pretty standard band nerd. His parents are doctors, and are relatively supportive of Kelli's horrible life decisions. However, as with most troons, Kelli insists that his parents are evil, transphobic neoliberals. (Edit: interestingly enough, Kelli's mother isn't just any type of doctor. She is a psychiatrist.)
Kelli received a Bachelors in Sociology from Ohio State University, and briefly pursued a Masters in Sociology from Penn State. He spent most of his time at Penn State screeching about Marxism, complaining about how much he hates cisgender people, making up stories about transphobic harassment, and trying to establish himself as the token troon on campus by sperging about radical leftism to university news outlets.
The height of Kelli's graduate school career occurred when he landed himself in trouble with the campus police after he shared the following tweet with his roughly 1,000 followers:
Naturally, Kelli refuses to believe that there is anything wrong with expressing his violent urges towards professors on a public social media platform that can very easily be traced back to his identity.
He dropped out of his masters program shortly after this incident because of the cishets or capitalism or whatever, and has since returned to Ohio. Currently, he and his cats live in Columbus, where he attends a "coding bootcamp" program in hopes that he can become a video game developer.
Life as a Cow
While Kelli does have a fursona, he does not participate in the standard furry nonsense. This is because he believes his fursona to be merely a reflection of his true & honest identity, which is that of a sexually submissive cow with lactating breasts.
In his actual, physical selfies, he can often be seen wearing a cow headband, a leather collar with a bell on it, and black-and-white clothing.
When he tweets about his various fetishes, he describes his desire to act like a submissive cow.
He tattooed his fursona permanently onto his body, complete with the transgender symbol.
Perhaps most exceptional of all, he changed his legal name to Kelli Mariella, which is an anagram for "i.e., all real milk."
Breast Obsession
While Kelli would like to pretend that he is a #valid transgender individual, his sexual motivations become glaringly obvious whenever he speaks about his obsession with breasts. Specifically, his own breasts.
As you may have noticed in his selfies, he either squeezes his arms against his sides to pretend that he has cleavage, or he wears bras that are very heavily padded.
He has countless tweets in which he talks about how badly he wishes to have enormous breasts, and how this is the single greatest contributing factor to his "dysphoria."
He claims to have D-cups after being on estrogen for a little over a year, and he believes that he will eventually reach his goal of having F-cups.
Most importantly, he has expressed interest and excitement at the idea of being able to lactate.
Kelli's Herd
Despite the sheer insanity that should be evident to anyone who spends more than 10 seconds reading through Kelli's social media, he has amassed quite a following on Twitter, where he has over 1,000 followers.
In keeping with the script, Kelli is also polyamorous, and his various girlfriends exhibit similar or even greater levels of autism. His "fiance" is a 19-year-old trans lesbian whose fursona is nearly identical to Kelli's: a female cow with enormous breasts. Kelli's other girlfriend, Melody, is a female "cowbra," which is a hybrid between a cow and a cobra.
Identifying Information
Legal name: Kelli Mariella Knipe
Birth name: Kevin Knipe
DOB: 11/10/1993
Phone: (419) 966-6176
Address: 345 E 20th Ave, Apartment A, Columbus OH 43201
Occupation: Attending "We Can Code IT" Program in Columbus, Ohio
Education: Bachelors in Sociology from the Ohio State University
Social Media
Facebook / archive
Twitter (main) / archived
Twitter (lewd, private) / archived
Patreon / archived
CuriousCat / archived
Github / archived
Updates
11/20/2018: Someone took it upon themselves to tell Kelli about his thread, and he has gone into DFE mode. His Twitter and Facebook have both been deactivated.
Kelli Mariella (anagram for "i.e., all real milk") is a 25-year-old radical communist who transitioned in order to live out his sexual fantasy of becoming a part-cow-part-girl with cartoonishly large breasts.
Background
Before Kelli decided to pursue his quest to become a big tiddy cow woman, he was a pretty standard band nerd. His parents are doctors, and are relatively supportive of Kelli's horrible life decisions. However, as with most troons, Kelli insists that his parents are evil, transphobic neoliberals. (Edit: interestingly enough, Kelli's mother isn't just any type of doctor. She is a psychiatrist.)
Kelli received a Bachelors in Sociology from Ohio State University, and briefly pursued a Masters in Sociology from Penn State. He spent most of his time at Penn State screeching about Marxism, complaining about how much he hates cisgender people, making up stories about transphobic harassment, and trying to establish himself as the token troon on campus by sperging about radical leftism to university news outlets.
The height of Kelli's graduate school career occurred when he landed himself in trouble with the campus police after he shared the following tweet with his roughly 1,000 followers:
Naturally, Kelli refuses to believe that there is anything wrong with expressing his violent urges towards professors on a public social media platform that can very easily be traced back to his identity.
He dropped out of his masters program shortly after this incident because of the cishets or capitalism or whatever, and has since returned to Ohio. Currently, he and his cats live in Columbus, where he attends a "coding bootcamp" program in hopes that he can become a video game developer.
Life as a Cow
While Kelli does have a fursona, he does not participate in the standard furry nonsense. This is because he believes his fursona to be merely a reflection of his true & honest identity, which is that of a sexually submissive cow with lactating breasts.
In his actual, physical selfies, he can often be seen wearing a cow headband, a leather collar with a bell on it, and black-and-white clothing.
When he tweets about his various fetishes, he describes his desire to act like a submissive cow.
He tattooed his fursona permanently onto his body, complete with the transgender symbol.
Perhaps most exceptional of all, he changed his legal name to Kelli Mariella, which is an anagram for "i.e., all real milk."
Breast Obsession
While Kelli would like to pretend that he is a #valid transgender individual, his sexual motivations become glaringly obvious whenever he speaks about his obsession with breasts. Specifically, his own breasts.
As you may have noticed in his selfies, he either squeezes his arms against his sides to pretend that he has cleavage, or he wears bras that are very heavily padded.
He has countless tweets in which he talks about how badly he wishes to have enormous breasts, and how this is the single greatest contributing factor to his "dysphoria."
He claims to have D-cups after being on estrogen for a little over a year, and he believes that he will eventually reach his goal of having F-cups.
Most importantly, he has expressed interest and excitement at the idea of being able to lactate.
Kelli's Herd
Despite the sheer insanity that should be evident to anyone who spends more than 10 seconds reading through Kelli's social media, he has amassed quite a following on Twitter, where he has over 1,000 followers.
In keeping with the script, Kelli is also polyamorous, and his various girlfriends exhibit similar or even greater levels of autism. His "fiance" is a 19-year-old trans lesbian whose fursona is nearly identical to Kelli's: a female cow with enormous breasts. Kelli's other girlfriend, Melody, is a female "cowbra," which is a hybrid between a cow and a cobra.
Identifying Information
Legal name: Kelli Mariella Knipe
Birth name: Kevin Knipe
DOB: 11/10/1993
Phone: (419) 966-6176
Address: 345 E 20th Ave, Apartment A, Columbus OH 43201
Occupation: Attending "We Can Code IT" Program in Columbus, Ohio
Education: Bachelors in Sociology from the Ohio State University
Social Media
Facebook / archive
Twitter (main) / archived
Twitter (lewd, private) / archived
Patreon / archived
CuriousCat / archived
Github / archived
Updates
11/20/2018: Someone took it upon themselves to tell Kelli about his thread, and he has gone into DFE mode. His Twitter and Facebook have both been deactivated.
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