Gross Kelly Ronahan, Vampire Munchie - Part of our ongoing cross-cultural exchange program with Lolcow.farm

[ZB927]

Is Kelly the munchie queen now?

Jaquie is still dead so I would think she is still the queen?

 

[Ruin]

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[DumbDude42]

this is worse than those trannies who get their dicks cut off
much worse

 

[multiverse]

Well that escalated quickly.

Not really. I'm shocked that it took what, almost 3 years since she was fully healed over with skin grafts? They let her sit with her infected legs until it was life or death.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I wish she'd post about stream it

fixed

glass-in-vagina saga

what?

 

[Menotaur]

I'm renown for having a strong stomach - renown. But that drop-box link just about sent me to the bathroom to call Ralph on the porcelain telephone. Good fucking Jesus Christ; that makes YouTube Industrial accidents look lame by comparison of disgust. That would make Ratu Udre Udre vomit.

Now there are 2 people in the world that don't need make-up for TWD. Iggy Pop and her.

 

[Vingle]

My only question is, what did the mod-edit mean by not getting weird with it?
Anyway, she wanted this and she seems to not want help and just eternally be a victim of being hurt. Can't really feel I feel sorry for her.

 

[Ruin]

Can I get a page number for the glass in the vagina saga? That's so fucking weird I have to read about it.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

[Mod Edit: Please be mindful this thread is in Beauty Parlor and is mostly for women, so don't be weird.]

Seems the time has come
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Mod edit for posterity:
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"If you keep picking at them. they'll never... Oh."

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Can I get a page number for the glass in the vagina saga? That's so fucking weird I have to read about it.

I think this thread was made after it, and it was razor blades iirc.

@Vingle Null is reluctant to feature BP threads because they tend to get flooded with retarded comments and thirst posts.

 

[Iron Hamster]

She'll get those Oscar Pistorius legs and start doing ballet again. Get famous for being a cripple ballerina

And shooting up the joint

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Can I get a page number for the glass in the vagina saga? That's so fucking weird I have to read about it.

I'm sorry what

I think this thread was made after it, and it was razor blades iirc.

I know next to nothing about this cow (literally just clicked on the front page link) and I don't know whether to rate this as informative or horrifying

 

[Burd Turglar]

It never ceases to astound me how far mental illness can drive someone into the dirt. This bitch was a fucking dancer and now her legs are getting cut off. Lolcows are one thing but the beauty parlor has shit that blows my fucking mind. Is it a chick thing to be this bat shit crazy?

 

[Not Even Twice]

What in the world...
I always thought Beauty Parlor was for weird make-up youtubers and instagram drama. But these last few pages have been horrifying to read, easily blowing ass napkins out of the water.

 

[Clown Baby]

Kelly already looked like a ventriloquist dummy, and after surgery she'll be the relative size of one.

It's fun to watch people with no prior knowledge of Kelly find this thread. When I called people dainty for freaking out over neovaginas, this woman's legs were the reason.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Forgive me if this is a dumb question, but what would the value be of having one BKA and one AKA?

For a non-Kelly amputee, it seems like if both joints were spared, then the patient could still walk, and if one healthy leg was spared, they could still gimp around on crutches, but one fake leg and one AKA would be too unstable and there would be no real possibility of not being wheelchair bound.

Or am I ignorant about the state of prosthetics these days?

Even if someone doesn't use prosthetics it can be useful to have a bit of shin for ambulating to and from a wheelchair, etc. You'd be surprised what (some) people can adapt to do.

 

[Esmeraude]

Kelly went from a sideshow to read about when I'm bored and lurking to my pet cow

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Video announcement in Instagram Story (11 March 2021):


Archived video (2021-03-11):

Spoiler: The leg-hole is the window to the soul

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Where's the gore photos? any pictures without the bandages on?

Here's some

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Here's some

HOLY SHIT! Now thats a hole LMFAO!

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

I hope they put her in tard mittens after the surgery so she can figure out a more creative way to rip herself apart.

While I voted for arms and stumps, if she will get no-no tubes, the only way I can imagine is tongue eating.

Pros: bloody blood, something-something Behcet Mouth Sores
Cons: hard to progress slowly to keep pretense.