Same, thinking on it now I guess there's only two ways it could go for someone so desperate for attention they'll literally tear apart their own limbs and poison the only animal that can still tolerate their presence; either she'd be going mad because that's HER hospital bed and those are HER doctors and nurses and what do you mean they don't have time for their most favourite, most fascinating case? (for anyone new; Kelly can't help but mention in all her forged medical documents about how she's so amazing and brave and interesting) or she'd be finding a way to put herself in the center of it all and absolutely reveling in it, somehow getting the biggest and best case of COVID of anyone in Canada that's so unique is defies all expectations when it comes to symptoms and treatments.Well, they do say if you play stupid games then you win stupid prizes.
I'm glad she's not getting any real attention from doctors or wasting resources that should be going into COVID stuff. But it does make you wonder how long it's going to be until she does something to put her in a hospital and putting others at risk.
I'm pretty happy it's the former and that the already overworked and stressed out staff don't have to roll their eyes and humour her latest suggestion of an incredibly rare disorder that just so happens to have all the signs and symptoms of someone purposely ingesting draino.
That said I know everytime I think she's actually learned her lesson and will dial it back she just doubles down so like you said, it's kind of a matter of when, not if, she'll make another big production.
That's very true, although we also know she doesn't think through any of her plans before initiating (note for new kids: She comes up with symptoms and then tries to find a disorder that fits it, rather than most munchies who do it the other way around) so with this one I do wonder if every once in a while she regrets going that far, but then also can't stop herself from making it worse because her she'd then have to either explain how she "got better" from an incurable disorder (like she did with MS) or hope that no one ever remembers it and mentions it again, you know like her need for a hysterectomy or being a a dog fuck-em-and-eat-em cult.This is exactly the situation she’s been pushing herself too for years, I highly doubt she’s mad she got there. She’s only upset that COVID ruined the attention she got from doctors. She pulls this whole “why me” act frequently, but it’s just part of her script.
I mean, she's come close to admitting that it's all made up a few times before, but pulled back when she realized that if she does that then none of her future ailments will ever be believed, even by other munchies.
Guess she'd have to start trying to branch out and give the whole munchie-by-proxy thing another go, but that can have some pretty hefty legal consequences, especially when you suck as hard as she does at covering her tracks, haha.
I could be wrong and apologies if I am, but I don't believe she actually got a hysterectomy. She actually played the hysterectomy card twice if I remember, quite a long time apart as it was the "cure" for her anemia but since, you know, doctors aren't big on removing health organs it never happened....quit getting infusions and got a hysterectomy. ....and then came back with "weird sores youguize" and her "psych" first "diagnosed her" by texting with her that she had EB, but that was too stupid for words. Finally, she started blaming 'behcets' for her "sores."
But it's been a while since I've checked back in here so it's possible it did finally happen and it just slipped me by.
Also the best part about her "sores" was that she first claimed that they were being done to her by her cult leader/stalker/pimp and THEN switched to a super special form of behcets because honestly, who hasn't confused the two before?