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Kiwi Farms
We have been asked by our fellow internet bullies at lolcow.farm to preserve a cow whose thread is in danger of being lost due to the fickle whims of lolcow.farm's administration. On some farms, they put animals down if they get too pathetic. Here at the Kiwi Farms, we're not as particular about where we get our m.ilk, or, to be more specific to the cow in question, our 25 gallons of blood.
Ladies, meet Kelly Ronahan.
Kelly is a ballet dancer from Canada whose entire life revolves around a mystery ailment that causes her to lose iron and hemoglobin in her blood. To treat her condition, she requires regular blood transfusions.
Like most munchies, it's fairly obvious that Kelly loves the attention that she gets from being ill, but unlike most munchies, who rely on nonspecific symptoms to prolong their medical fifteen minutes, Kelly really does need the transfusions. She says it's because her disease is so rare no one knows what's wrong with her. The ladies at lolcow.farm think it's because she extracts her own blood, and that this bloodletting is responsible for her anemia. Kelly has a history of anorexia and self-harm, so it's certainly not outside the realm of possibility.