Kelsey Lane Myers / Julien Lane Myers / uraniumania / kidaura / julimye - "Feminine gay trans man" who draws comical gay/trans porn, totally not a fujoshi, CWC fangirl

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Kelsey Myers, or Julien Myers, is a ftm femcel with a habit of creating fairly well received art accounts, only to later burn them when called out for her behavior, a habit of tweeting things she knows absolutely nothing about, putting her foot in her mouth, and chopping her titties off. Her hobbies range from drawing, tweeting about the struggle of being a faggot (particularly that none of them will have sex with a wahmen), drawing porn with horrifying anatomy, shitting on lolcows, and in some cases mocking them only to kiss ass when they fit her agenda. She’s denied being a furry despite past admissions to strongly being drawn to furry characters and their frequent appearances in her art.

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While claiming to be a transgender gay man, Kelsey is a femcel who heavily fetishizes gay men while self-inserting with her ships until it results in self loathing. She is outspoken against fujoshi's, yet many of her ideas of gay sex are straight out of yaoi fiction. This is the result of her being left alone for much of her adolescence, with nothing but the internet to act as her babysitter. Thus, she's gone on to have numerous spats on Twitter, often with cis gay men who she considers transphobic. Kelsey is currently on testosterone and has been for a few years. At the time of writing this, she has undergone a mastectomy:
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As for why Kelsey was left alone growing up, she was unfortunately born to a drug addict mother, and a father who wasn't much better (more on that later). She lives with her grandmother, who divorced her grandfather and walked away with a six figure settlement. Having such out-of-control parents and a mother she can't stand had an impact on her view of gender as a whole. Her personal tags on now abandoned blogs discotyphoon and popnremix betray a longing to fit in with other students. However, there's an underlying smugness to it, probably stemming from low self-esteem and an unstable home. This is unintentionally a great source of hilarity on how her ideals have shifted to suit the agenda she's currently pushing.

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Kelsey has had many accounts to showcase her art. One of her better known usernames kidaura was where she really began to draw in attention. Having natural talent for character design and cartooning, she amassed a sizable following before this on an Instagram account named Ecodystopia. However, she lost the password to it and was locked out. This is something that bothered her for a while, appearing in one of her many personal tagged posts on Tumblr. Many of her accounts would use canon names and she's been known to hoard and trade url's.

Archiving is critical for a serial deleter/account-hopper like Kelsey, yet due to her unwillingness to simply change names, she's gone on to flat-out delete entire archives of her antics. Throughout her name changes you can often find previous account names in her tagged section on old Instagram accounts or in her various Tumblr pages. Spoilered are examples of this and now defunct names that no archives or images were found on:

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The following are deleted or changed Instagram usernames:
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Dickmin
Galaxygloss
Knivesandnailpolish
surfercookie
pikminandalph
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While her art had been above average for a Tumblr teen in the past, it has gone downhill steadily since then. Drawing nothing but unrealistic, self-serving porn tends to do that, as Kelsey herself has shared her opinions on the topic before. As a femcel, she seems to have little idea how intercourse or even dicks work. Like RCD, she likes to draw her men with an often painful looking curve to their bodies while saying it's bara. Much of her porn features a blond twink that many people, including our friends on lolcowfarm, believe to be a self-insert, showing that she has yet to grow beyond her 13-year-old mindset when it comes to sex.

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Although Kelsey has a boner for gays, her misinformed and often homophobic takes have drawn the ire of both the gay community and practically anyone with a brain. She'll often preach about homophobia to gay men, with a twist of how transphobic it is for them to not want to fuck a vagina. She will also often spew her hatred of fujoshi's here as well.

Her last online handle was thrown aside after an author with a phd in mathematics pointed out how stupid her reasoning was. In the cases she doesn't delete everything, she will go back to posting porn or acting like nothing happened. This kind of behavior and attention seeking on Twitter was what originally brought her onto the farm's radar in the Tranny Sideshows thread.
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In true cow-crossover fashion, Kelsey created fan characters for Sonichu and thus earned a response from Chris Chan, along with questions on her opinion of Chris's past behavior. Ironically, she held very similar views on CWC before he was taking titty skittles. Other minor cow-crossovers involved Kelsey giving her thoughts on RCD and Tearzah, saying it was good the latter was being called out.
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Last but far from least is Kelsey's parents, who manage to outdo her on nearly every level. Her mother Stacey was sentenced to five years in jail for stabbing Kelsey's Father Trase with a five inch kitchen knife. That's just the start, as both her parents are repeat offenders with extensive records. Below is a list of their various charges and crimes, along with court records. There's even more than what's listed, so feel free to dig for yourself.
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Stacey: Possession of controlled substances 1 and 2, criminal mischief in the second degree, attempt to buy alcohol underage, felony weapon possession, possession of a weapon in a public building, criminal trespass, manufacture and delivery of methamphetamine, felony possession of a controlled substance (to wit meth), and endangering the welfare of a minor. She pled not guilty but was ultimately convicted of felony possession of a controlled substance. Speeding and in possession of weed (less than 1 oz). Attempt to commit a class A felony (to wit attempted murder), DUI.
In 98 She was arrested for possession of a controlled substance 1 and 2 as well as criminal mischief in the second degree. The charges were reduced to possession 1 and a diversion occurred.



In 1992 she got busted trying to buy alcohol underage



In 1996 she was charged with felony weapons possession and possession of a weapon in a public building and plead guilty to the former. There also was a criminal trespass and a possession charge, but both cases were dismissed.



In 2005 she was charged with manufacture and delivery of methamphetamine, felony possession of a controlled substance (to wit meth), and endangering the welfare of a minor. She pled not guilty but was but was ultimately convicted of felony possession of a controlled substance. (08T17647)



In 2008 she was caught speeding and in possession of weed (less than 1 oz). She pled no contest and was convicted of both.
again in 2009 she was caught with less than 1 oz of marijuana (09T02868 )



In 2009 she was arrested for attempt to commit a class A felony (to wit attempted murder) to which she pleaded guilty and received 5 years in prison with 3 years of probation. (CR0901028 )

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Being the classy lady she is, shortly after her release she was pulled in for DUI to which she pled guilty and received a suspended sentence. (CR1411232)



2 Months after the DUI our gorl was charged with felony possession of methamphetamine and received 45 days in jail and had her license suspended for 6 months. (C141549CR)




Subsequently she was pulled over for driving without a license and apparently got in a fight with a cop to which she pled guilty to, I guess she denied that she didn't present her ID. She also had her parole violated sending her back to prison for another 18 months. (16CR25824)

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She then got busted for trying to smuggle contraband in to which she pled not guilty. She was convicted, and while no time was added to her sentence, though she did receive a year and a half more of probation for her trouble. (17CR02251)

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Her most recent offense was just another meth charge, which earned her yet more probation. (19CR07830)

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Trase: Parking tickets unpaid leading to convictions - 6, Reckless Driving, Failure to pay after eviction, violating parole, failing to appear in court, small claims cases, speeding on a boat, unpaid alimony, speeding using a car, driving without a front or rear plate, Failure to Perform Duties of Driver-Property Damage, Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicants, Possession of controlled substances, manufacturing of controlled substances, Assault in the fourth degree, Driving while suspended, driving uninsured, driving without registration.

(These charges were dropped and resolved in a criminal trial but I wanted to add them anyway):
Menacing, Pointing a Firearm at Another, Unlawful Possession of a Firearm, Recklessly Endangering Another Person, Criminal Mischief in the Second Degree.

Child support



Misdemeanor Class A - Guilty plea (likely reckless driving)


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Offense Infraction






Small claims - Record Destroyed






Speeding using a boat - Convicted, bail forfeiture






Small Claims - Destroyed



Unpaid Alimony






No front/rear plate - conviction



Failure to Perform Duties of Driver-Property Damage - convicted
Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicants - convicted
Other charges dropped or superseded

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Improper meter receipt display - convicted, failure to appear, failure to pay, sent to collections over $113

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Manufacturing and possession of controlled substances- Dismissed
Probation violation - Convicted



Possession of controlled substances - Convicted two offense violations



Assault in the fourth degree - Guilty - Convicted
Harassment - Dismissed

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Driving While Suspended - failure to attend - convicted
Driving Uninsured - failure to attend - convicted
Failure to display registration plates - failure to attend - convicted





Menacing - Dismissed for a civil trial
Pointing a Firearm at Another - Dismissed for a civil trial
Unlawful Possession of a Firearm - Dismissed for a civil trial
Recklessly Endangering Another Person - Dismissed for a civil trial
Criminal Mischief in the Second Degree - Dismissed for a civil trial



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Grandparents:
Sherry Myers Facebook (Archive)
Michael Myers Business Coastal Inc. (Archive)
Stacey Myers
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Trase Myers Facebook (archive)

Kelsey's name was legally changed to Julien in 2019:
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Myers is listed as going to SVA in New York for an art degree, graduating in 2024. She's 19 and currently taking a gap year between high school and college.

Julien Lane Myers
7750 SW Arbor Glen Ct
Wilsonville, OR 97070
DOB February 9, 2001 (age 19)

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Old Archived Accounts:
Ecodystopia (Archive)
Boyster (Archive)
popnremix-blog (Archive) Art tag (Archive)
discotyphoon (Archive) Art tag (Archive)
Toycore (Archive)
hocotatian (Archive)
octoling (Archive)
Knivesandnailpolish (Archive)

Thanks to @THOTto for helping compile info + add rewrites for this thread.
 
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I find it amazing that 10 years ago gays were lauded as being so strong and independant for being openly gay. Now they choose penis over vagina and over privileged, soft bodied, troon town morons tell them they're bigoted.

Trans penis is a fucking sausage, that ain't an actual dick, it's a roll of hairy meat. Trans vagina is a literal fucking axe wound. I'd never go near either with anything other than a flamethrower.
 

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Ah yes, shitty anatomy, self-lubricating assholes, dubious/non consent and the girls who love it when rape happens to men. Great. Or not, because yaoi is rapey shit and you shouldn't read it.

This girl isn't a gay man, she's just larping as a gay stereotype. That's literally what she turned herself into: a gay stereotype. Hilarious.

And can we talk about that "bottom-selfie" picture? Do people actually do stuff like that these days? Somebody tell me, please.
 

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Just as an aside, literally all the anti-fujoshis I've encountered online are FtMs and handmaidens. I went to college with numerous gay and bisexual men, and none of them ever complained about fujoshis. In fact, some of them enjoyed yaoi themselves.

Think about it logically: why would a gay man waste a bunch of his time thinking about what straight women jerk off to? Why would grown-ass men feel fear as a result of being sexualized by an obscure group of female geeks? It's absurd, and gay men have way bigger things to worry about, which is why the only people whining about fujoshis are other women.
 

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Ahh, she’ll fit in perfectly at SVA. A lot of the students are there because of their parents money, people who usually get in on scholarships do well though. There’s plenty of stories floating about those type and a lot of overlap with the uwu so queer stereotype. My favorite was about a cartooning major (basically comics) in their last year who only could draw stick figures while rarely showing up for class or turning anything in. Tuition is around 40k a year, and about another 20k a year in housing. Their bigger scholarship’s only cover 40-60% of tuition too.

She had a patreon under the names kidaura (per their Leaving post) and julieye (on her carrd) but it looks like it’s gone already. Her Reddit Posting shows that one of the character’s influencing her name was likely Julian the smug unicorn from animal crossing.

Emails:
julienlanemyers@gmail.com
uraniumaniac@gmail.com

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Linktree archive
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I’ll edit the post with more social media as I find it.
 
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All she needs to do is creep on 12 year old boys and try to sue a Rabbi for refusing to circumcise her and we'll have a full mirror universe Yaniv.

It's almost weirdly reassuring that Autoandrophiles exist, it gives the world a certain symmetry.
 

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Just as an aside, literally all the anti-fujoshis I've encountered online are FtMs and handmaidens. I went to college with numerous gay and bisexual men, and none of them ever complained about fujoshis. In fact, some of them enjoyed yaoi themselves.

Think about it logically: why would a gay man waste a bunch of his time thinking about what straight women jerk off to? Why would grown-ass men feel fear as a result of being sexualized by an obscure group of female geeks? It's absurd, and gay men have way bigger things to worry about, which is why the only people whining about fujoshis are other women.
Most anti-fujioshis are SJWs who are all like "you just like yaoi because you're a self-hating misogynist who wants to live in a world without women!!!"
 

Bani

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Ahh, she’ll fit in perfectly at SVA. A lot of the students are there because of their parents money, people who usually get in on scholarships do well though. There’s plenty of stories floating about those type and a lot of overlap with the uwu so queer stereotype. My favorite was about a cartooning major (basically comics) in their last year who only could draw stick figures while rarely showing up for class or turning anything in. Tuition is around 40k a year, and about another 20k a year in housing. Their bigger scholarship’s only cover 40-60% of tuition too.

She had a patreon under the names kidaura (per their Leaving post) and julieye (on her carrd) but it looks like it’s gone already. Her Reddit Posting shows that one of the character’s influencing her name was likely Julian the smug unicorn from animal crossing.

Emails:
julienlanemyers@gmail.com
uraniumaniac@gmail.com

Listography archive
Linktree archive
Kidaura ko-fi archive
I’ll edit the post with more social media as I find it.
I visited SVA's illustration department once and I was shocked by how shit the students' artwork was. "You get what you pay for" my ass. 80% of the student work I saw looked like either Julien's or Luna Slater's. For sixty grand a year, you'd think they'd be turning these kids into Rembrandts. Turns out they're just running a glorified daycare.
 

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lmao about time this nutcase got a thread. she's so violently against any gay men being masculine she thinks they're "traitors"

she's probably resigned herself to being a flamboyant camp gay stereotype because she knows she'll never look anything like a male so that's as close as she thinks she can get (and still fails at it.)

EDIT: what on earth is going on here
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