Artcow Kelsey Lane Myers / Julien Lane Myers / uraniumania / kidaura / julimye - "Feminine gay trans man" who draws comical gay/trans porn, totally not a fujoshi, CWC fangirl

[eeeeeeeeeeeee diot]

lmao about time this nutcase got a thread. she's so violently against any gay men being masculine she thinks they're "traitors"

she's probably resigned herself to being a flamboyant camp gay stereotype because she knows she'll never look anything like a male so that's as close as she thinks she can get (and still fails at it.)

EDIT: what on earth is going on here
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Salad Fingers makes a return as a gay man.

 

[Big Ben]

lmao about time this nutcase got a thread. she's so violently against any gay men being masculine she thinks they're "traitors"

she's probably resigned herself to being a flamboyant camp gay stereotype because she knows she'll never look anything like a male so that's as close as she thinks she can get (and still fails at it.)

EDIT: what on earth is going on here
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God it's rcdart all over again. Skinny waist and tits bigger than 75% of the female population? Way to go stereotyping your own kind as women who just LARP as gay men and don't even bother to try passing.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

I sense some strong daddy issues in this chick

 

[Bani]

Salad Fingers makes a return as a gay man.

The unholy lovechild of Salad Fingers and Mettaton, more like.

 

[Tha Promblems]

Amazing what you can dig up on the internet. I thought fujoshis died out.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I really thought this guy was just a random normal LGBTQ artist when I first discovered him.

 

[THOTto]

Alright, I hope you're ready for some fun because this rabbit hole goes deep.

The sheer number of accounts Kelsey has discarded is insane, she frequently uses canon names, making relying on archives a huge pain in the ass. Lucky for us, she has a habit of announcing account moves. Kelsey has tried to delete many of these accounts but their posts were reposted on other blogs, or in the case of instagram old usernames were tagged in photos. She typically drops accounts after too much negative push back from outside sources, such as when an author with a PhD in mathematics pointed out how insane her thinking is and her lashing out with a side of exaggeration.

archive

Some choice excerpts include: Being offended by the attack helicopter joke that was in a cartoon. Reblogging my little pony shit, always been drawn to furries. Kelsey was also an otherkin using Shigure and boyster, while making fun of other tumblrite kin faggots. More over the top hatred of fujoshis, claiming to be to be homoflexible as well as bisexual, her ask tags have a ton of this shit.

Like any good lolcow lacking in self awareness, she has a lot of opinions on existing cows ranging from enjoying Tearzah being called out, thoughts on RCDart's work. Her earlier thoughts on CWC being horrid, changing to respecting 'her' pronouns.

Art opinions ranging from saying other artists don't draw girldick right, any adult cartoon fan is a pedo, only trans artists can make trans characters, drawing porn exclusively makes you weird and Hazbin hotel is a hate crime. If you're too into shipping you must have the life of a labrat, cartoonist's teasing their fans is babyish, straights shouldn't be allowed to draw tranny porn, and RPG design tips. Here is some fun speculation from the gorls at lolcow.


Kelsey has claimed her mother was an addict, this is probably true as she lives with her grandmother Sherry Myers. Sherry divorced about a decade ago ended up with a seven figure settlement as her now ex-husband owned a produce company.


Username's found
Julimya
Kidaura / uraniumania
Ecodystopia (Archive)
Boyster (Archive)
popnremix-blog (Archive) Art tag (Archive)
discotyphoon (Archive) Art tag (Archive)
Toycore (Archive)
hocotatian (Archive)
octoling (Archive)
Knivesandnailpolish (Archive)

More face pictures: Discotyphoon, popnremix. Kelsey used loveletters as her personal tag on at least these two blogs discotyphoon archive and popnremix archive. There is a lot to dig through in these.

The following are deleted or changed instagram usernames
gameandwatch
Dickmin
Galaxygloss
Knivesandnailpolish
surfercookie
pikminandalph

Spoiler: Instagram Tag Caps

Julien Lane Myers
7750 SW Arbor Glen Ct
Wilsonville, OR 97070

Sherry Myers facebook (Archive)
Michael Myers Business Coastal Inc. (Archive)

Spoiler: Sherry's cases

 

[Automaton]

https://twitter.com/bimbobf

More hot takes on homosexuality inbound?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Updated the OP with a bunch of stuff from her old accounts, as well as the compiled info about her family.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Updated the OP with a bunch of stuff from her old accounts, as well as the compiled info about her family.

Your OP still reads like you're genuinely mad at the cow, rather than amused. It makes it a chore to read.

 

[Trapitalism]

Even most fujoshi tumblrina FTMs at least have a vague resemblance to being a dude but this bitch can't even get that right.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

OP updated, more art added, etc. Awaiting more info on her family.

 

[orelpuppington]

Even most fujoshi tumblrina FTMs at least have a vague resemblance to being a dude but this bitch can't even get that right.

it's not that hard for a girl to be androgynous if she's skinny and works out trying to tone up to have a slightly more masculine appearance. but that's too much effort for them.

 

[Sì.]

Her talking shit about RCDart is so hilariously ironic. Trans fujoshis are so agressive and entitled I'd genuinely feel bad for any gay man who comes across them.

So she's a femgay twink trans boy who "uses" she/her pronouns.

And transitions by... becoming more feminine over time. Alright.

As a bonus, she caught wind of the DestinytoMoon Drama. Wonder how she'll react if she finds this thread.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Her talking shit about RCDart is so hilariously ironic. Trans fujoshis are so agressive and entitled I'd genuinely feel bad for any gay man who comes across them.
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So she's a femgay twink trans boy who "uses" she/her pronouns.

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And transitions by... becoming more feminine over time. Alright.

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As a bonus, she caught wind of the DestinytoMoon Drama. Wonder how she'll react if she finds this thread.

You fucking beat me to the bimbo shit.

Spoiler: halal content

"I'm not a furry"
Has them fighting herds pfp.
"I'm totally not a woman"
Has ironic Bimbo Simpsons shit.
Is this a piss poor attempt at trolling?

This is probably only me, but does anyone else get Butch Hartman vibes from her art? It's like if Butch decided to downgrade his art and then start making gay hentai.

 

[orelpuppington]

"teehee i get teased for being named julien!!" meanwhile she chose that name herself

 

[Lady Pigroach]

This fake fruit is cringey AF

 

[Sea creature]

Ayyyy I used to follow this creature. I always thought they had about interesting art style but never paid attention passed the art so sadly I won't have any useful information.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Holy lack of self awareness I'M-

She had her boobs removed:

Spoiler: Mutilated Tits

 

[hotintopeka]

Doing a bit of deep digging on this "Julien" fellow, and I've noticed that about 90% of her characters are either trans or gay. I'm pretty sure that's not how representation works... not even in fiction. Apparently this is some kind of world where everyone can magically afford surgery somehow. Also she's got a bit of that same face syndrome goin' on.

Take a look at some of her DnD characters. Notice how only one of them is actually straight. In fact, I think that's the ONLY straight character of hers.

Hell, even her own kind called her out on it: