Artcow Kelsey Lane Myers / Julien Lane Myers / uraniumania / kidaura / julimye - "Feminine gay trans man" who draws comical gay/trans porn, totally not a fujoshi, CWC fangirl

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Of course her one straight character is a true evil, ugly, vain, narcissistic, wealthy, fake old hag obsessed with fashion, reversing aging and feminine beauty products, lol. Projection, much?

edit: She's also 6'4, bald, has breast implants and appears to have 5 o'clock shadow - careful there Kelsey, people might think you have something against trans women

 

[hotintopeka]

I'd also like to point your attention to this:

And this is the character bio:

That sure is a lot of hes and hims for someone who claims to use "any pronouns" (at least there's a "they" pronoun here and there... twice).

But the real question is: how can you be gay but use "any pronouns" at the same time? What'll happen if he gets with another guy and then suddenly decides to be a woman one day? Would he still be considered gay? How would that even work if you're hypothetically both a man AND a woman?

Also, you gotta like how his chest is conveniently covered up.

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EDIT: In fact, I'm pretty sure she once described this character as just a non-binary guy. Kinda makes you wonder what caused this sudden change. There's nothing really about this one that exactly screams "feminine" to me (especially the beard).

 

[{o}P II]

WTF she is biologicly female and looks like the generic TERF "Man in a dress" stereotype

 

[hotintopeka]

Some more interesting tidbits:

Apparently she has ADHD. Not confirmed to be an offical diagnosis, but it certainly explains a lot.

>claims to have been a man her whole life
>has been on T for two years

I sense a contradiction...

 

[Sì.]

"I don't really like to put labels on my person" lol yeah, right.

 

[mr big penis]

So has she had top surgery? In that one picture, it looked like she had the scars under that weird fishnet top.

 

[Big Nasty]

John Candy in Spaceballs as a total flaming homo:

 

[Migraine Box]

Ah, so that's where @Collections Agent's pfp came from
brb

 

[hotintopeka]

Putting my same face theory to the test. She must really seem to like using this squinty-eyed smug Dreamworks face. Like a LOT. Especially on male characters.

(and this is just only a small sample...)

 

[Collections Agent]

Ah, so that's where @Collections Agent's pfp came from
brb
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Hey man I make it look good.

 

[eple]

Man, her body type is seriously unfortunate.

 

[Bani]

Yikes, I had no idea she had a mastectomy. I really just thought she had an A-cup to begin with, or was trying to wear a binder over D's. That's what it looks like to me: not a man's chest, but A-cup breasts. I guess if I'm being really charitable it could be fat guy moobs?

The trans people who come the closest to passing in my opinion are gym rat FtMs. You'd think someone who draws as many self-insert beefcakes as Kelsey does would have some interest in working out, but no. I would argue that her body type is just as big a contributor to her inability to pass as her wardrobe is. I mean, she's doughy, pear-shaped, and 5'4.

Pardon my armchair for a moment, but Kelsey is clearly a girly girl who feels ashamed of being one. A heterosexual girl who fits her gender stereotype is not cool and subversive enough for zoomer art students. She's gotta be unique and marginalized. It's sad that something as inane as someone liking pink is now a sociopolitical statement, but Kelsey is evidence of that. There's nothing "boring" about being straight and liking pink-- it's just who you are. Even if it was "boring" I'd rather be boring than permanently disfigured by an impulsive surgery.

 

[THOTto]

Pardon my armchair for a moment, but Kelsey is clearly a girly girl who feels ashamed of being one. A heterosexual girl who fits her gender stereotype is not cool and subversive enough for zoomer art students. She's gotta be unique and marginalized. It's sad that something as inane as someone liking pink is now a sociopolitical statement, but Kelsey is evidence of that. There's nothing "boring" about being straight and liking pink-- it's just who you are. Even if it was "boring" I'd rather be boring than permanently disfigured by an impulsive surgery.

If someone’s parents are meth heads, in and out of jail then their mom stabbed their dad, they’ll probably hate being a woman too.

 

[One Man Bland]

Holy lack of self awareness I'M-

“Fucking fan girls and their anime fanarts are making gay men look like predators with their fetish art! Don’t they know fiction is reality!?"

five minutes earlier

“Haaaaay fellow Homo-Faggots~! Are you feeling as flaming as I am? Well don’t worry here’s my certified Gay AF porn, which inexplicably looks indistinguishable from regular PIV hentai, and if you don’t like it or don’t want to fuck me then you’re the REAL bigot!”

 

[Android raptor]

I remember her from the other farms. I really wish these girls would realize it's ok to be a straight girl, even a feminine one with a high sex drive. Internalized misogyny is a helluva drug.

That said with parents like that I can see why she has issues.

 

[Coldgrip]

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Of course her one straight character is a true evil, ugly, vain, narcissistic, wealthy, fake old hag obsessed with fashion, reversing aging and feminine beauty products, lol. Projection, much?

edit: She's also 6'4, bald, has breast implants and appears to have 5 o'clock shadow - careful there Kelsey, people might think you have something against trans women

Now it's been awhile since I cracked a DnD book about races, but IIRC dragons and their offshoots age very, very slowly. 70 would still be considered a teenager in dragon years.

I also can't help but feel that this character is based on somebody she knows/knew.

 

[hotintopeka]

Whelp. This just happened... now what?

 

[Paul Barker!]

I think she's taken uraniumania down, the mentions aren't there but the mentions are there.

 

[hotintopeka]

Looks like we've got another account update:

Her main twitter is also now private.

And she's also got (yet another) tumblr page:

 

[Spergenschütz]

Art opinions ranging from saying other artists don't draw girldick right, any adult cartoon fan is a pedo, only trans artists can make trans characters, drawing porn exclusively makes you weird and Hazbin hotel is a hate crime. If you're too into shipping you must have the life of a labrat, cartoonist's teasing their fans is babyish, straights shouldn't be allowed to draw tranny porn, and RPG design tips. Here is some fun speculation from the gorls at lolcow.

About that Hazbin part, she thinks Angel Dust is a homophobic stereotype too and yes, she is part of the Hazbin Hotel hate bandwagon. This is pretty hypocritical coming from her, since many of her male OCs are used as flamboyant sex dolls and a common stereotype of gay men is that they're flamboyant sex addicts and perverts.

I personally despise ships between underage characters or incest ships, but bitching about Viv trying to make sure that the Hazbin Stans don't kill each other over ships like Charlastor (Charlie X Alastor) or Spidermoth (Angel X Vaggie) is just stupid. These aforementioned ships are nowhere near as bad as incest/pedophilia and bitching about them is just going to be a waste of time.