Skitzocow Kenda Newton/ Kenda Lasers -

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 4, 2021

Kenda Newton is a lot of things all wrapped into one, but ‘sane’ is not one of them.

She’s a former NASA electrical engineer. I don’t know why she doesn’t work there anymore but she’s made videos mentioning doing drugs while working in NASA, having sex in her office and stealing files so these are possible reasons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aqeg5SJNCw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYMYEaYGvj4&feature=youtu.be

She likes to get drunk and post YouTube videos as if she's talking to people. In particular, her ex-husband Jamie and her kids, mostly her daughter K2 (Keira). She doesn’t have access to her children but talks to them regularly (on the phone) and sends them care packages. They don’t see her videos because her videos don’t get any views but that’s okay because she’s telepathic so the people who she’s talking to in the videos are still getting the information.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCMZTCIJz3c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3_OXgrYBq0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P56mE1TfEaw

The family member she has most contact with is Grams (her mother) who she relies on to drive her around, get groceries etc. She posts videos complaining about how Grams is rationing out her meds or alcohol but they seem to have a good relationship and she tells a lot of stories of them joking around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo4mLXUbVJk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQwJL5sD-v4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctobAH9J38w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RP5r_W1T6E

She believes she is a time travelling extra-terrestrial demon witch. Most of her videos talking about her magic includes burning stuff or throwing stuff over the fence to her neighbours yard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4yuowk1RpA&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C05lS0ISdUc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz6fqUmTACs

She also claims to have been recruited to the men in black when she was in the fourth grade so she sometimes posts her conspiracies to do with people being after her because of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AA542m_hq8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_UAUmCM4ss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R568nCG8sCo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KyhBODovI0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hARSynY0C9k&feature=youtu.be

She claims to have caused the Challenger explosion, 9/11 and COVID 19.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERc3xq_1eYo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha_Nj2RpMOc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6SlSJebK2w

Her neighbours seem to like her despite her antics and she tells stories about different interactions with them usually something like wandering around their yards in the middle of the night wearing her bunny hat, bumming beer money off them or trying to hook up with them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG7mQBBeoCs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxsilMpW4j8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBTMo6gDN4E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZM4Iw2td9E

She’s also pretty funny and posts random videos like these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZvf2UbAKak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBTHke3W1vE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKc5IjTAiBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYgllqmOYHM&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1zVDYq9HWI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBYZNzAr4q4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teBVZ-fQPHE

Social Media Accounts:
https://twitter.com/kenda23
Kenda Newton (@kenda23) | Twitter (archive.md)

https://www.instagram.com/kendawicked/
Kenda Newton (@kendawicked) • Instagram photos and videos (archive.md)

https://www.instagram.com/kendakeira/
KendaKeira (@kendakeira) • Instagram photos and videos (archive.md)

https://www.instagram.com/kendalasers/
https://archive.md/Soxhm

https://www.facebook.com/kendapimp
Kenda Newton (archive.md)

https://www.pinterest.com/k3newton/
Kenda Newton (k3newton) on Pinterest (archive.md)

YouTube Accounts:

Kenda Newton
Kenda Newton - YouTube (archive.md)

Kenda Atholton
Kenda Atholton - YouTube (archive.md)

Kenda Lasers
Kenda Lasers - YouTube (archive.md)

Other:
https://soundcloud.com/kendanewton
kenda-newton | Kenda Newton | Free Listening on SoundCloud (archive.md)

https://www.mixcloud.com/kendanewton3/listens/
Kenda Newton's History | Mixcloud (archive.md)

https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/20485364-kenda-newton
Kenda Newton - Fairfax, VA (67 books) (archive.md)

https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/3612989/Newton_v_Sohl
https://archive.vn/rk3v1

https://digital.wpi.edu/concern/student_works/9w032356b?locale=en
Student Work | The implementation of technology in education | ID: 9w032356b | Digital WPI (archive.md)

Zelos Wilder · Jan 4, 2021

Now this was a fucking trip to go through.

the new ford bronco · Jan 4, 2021

the "deeply mentally ill vlogger" genre is my favorite thing on youtube besides tool restorations.

Liber Pater · Jan 4, 2021

I can't access the court filings because I don't have a Pacer subscription. Are there any legal Kiwis who do?
Also lmao at "It's not because we're special, it's because we're retarded"

R00T · Jan 4, 2021

She claims to have caused the Challenger explosion, 9/11 and COVID 19.

one of those things is not like the other...

fantastic thread! she's crazy and funny!

Zhoban · Jan 4, 2021

Liber Pater said:
I can't access the court filings because I don't have a Pacer subscription. Are there any legal Kiwis who do?

@AnOminous is probably the best for that.

On the broader side of things, this looks like a great thread. It's been a while since we've had a quality one like this.

AnOminous · Jan 4, 2021

Liber Pater said:
I can't access the court filings because I don't have a Pacer subscription. Are there any legal Kiwis who do?

The docket's on the RECAP archive.

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/4287046/newton-v-sohl/

Also the complaint itself.

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.mdd.278899.2.0.pdf

Revo · Jan 4, 2021

I am glad to see good threads on crazy people like this one who are made in this year.
I am interested to see the updates on this woman.

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 4, 2021

Glad you all like Kenda. These are Kenda's videos from yesterday:

‘Kcheaters 28’ - Slide show of all her posts that day

‘Kcheaters 27’ - She brought a home made mootzerella meatball sub to one of her neighbours in exchange for a smoke. Neighbour said she’s been nothing but trouble since she moved to the neighbourhood but eventually caved.

‘Kcheaters 25’ - Talking to the kids. Say she paused the movie to read a poem which she’s going to send them. It made her think of take a penny leave a penny. She’s going to leave a prism in the take a penny leave a penny tray so the kids will never owe anything. Finds a zebra toy that Kiera/ K2 used to play with when she was 4 and cuddles it and says no one will muzzle this zebra.

‘Kcheaters 24’ - Grams bought her some lipsticks. Grams got her face cream which protects from broadband and also nicotine patches. She moved her puzzle table into a different room. Talks about the money she saved Grams by not buying cigarettes.

‘Kcheaters 23’ - She’s waiting on Grams to come back from CVS and thinks it’s funny and Grams and Lenny’s (Gram's husband) solution for everything in life is 2 Tylenol and 2 Advil. Grams brought her the 3 Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Die Hard 2 and number 23. She’ll wait till it gets dark to watch the last one and listen to Disturbia and complain about how boys don’t go down on her enough.

‘Kcheaters 22’ - She heard Tyrone (current boyfriend) shit talking her when she was taking out the recycling. She is telepathic, a taker and crazy and she’s working on flashing images into people’s brains for when they really piss her off.

‘Kcheaters 21’ - Was telling Grams that her and Tyrone and her are fighting over whose turn it is to give head. Grams said she was just gonna go to CVS and get her new nicotine patches because the ones she’s using clearly aren’t working. Kenda gave her a list of other stuff to get too.

BingBong · Jan 4, 2021

Ellesse_warrior said:
Glad you all like Kenda. These are Kenda's videos from yesterday:

‘Kcheaters 28’ - Slide show of all her posts that day

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‘Kcheaters 27’ - She brought a home made mootzerella meatball sub to one of her neighbours in exchange for a smoke. Neighbour said she’s been nothing but trouble since she moved to the neighbourhood but eventually caved.

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‘Kcheaters 25’ - Talking to the kids. Say she paused the movie to read a poem which she’s going to send them. It made her think of take a penny leave a penny. She’s going to leave a prism in the take a penny leave a penny tray so the kids will never owe anything. Finds a zebra toy that Kiera/ K2 used to play with when she was 4 and cuddles it and says no one will muzzle this zebra.

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‘Kcheaters 24’ - Grams bought her some lipsticks. Grams got her face cream which protects from broadband and also nicotine patches. She moved her puzzle table into a different room. Talks about the money she saved Grams by not buying cigarettes.

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‘Kcheaters 23’ - She’s waiting on Grams to come back from CVS and thinks it’s funny and Grams and Lenny’s (Gram's husband) solution for everything in life is 2 Tylenol and 2 Advil. Grams brought her the 3 Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Die Hard 2 and number 23. She’ll wait till it gets dark to watch the last one and listen to Disturbia and complain about how boys don’t go down on her enough.

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‘Kcheaters 22’ - She heard Tyrone (current boyfriend) shit talking her when she was taking out the recycling. She is telepathic, a taker and crazy and she’s working on flashing images into people’s brains for when they really piss her off.

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‘Kcheaters 21’ - Was telling Grams that her and Tyrone and her are fighting over whose turn it is to give head. Grams said she was just gonna go to CVS and get her new nicotine patches because the ones she’s using clearly aren’t working. Kenda gave her a list of other stuff to get too.

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holy shit. that's a lot of videos for one day. this should be a pretty constant stream of luls.

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 4, 2021

BingBong said:
holy shit. that's a lot of videos for one day. this should be a pretty constant stream of luls.

She's pretty consistent with uploading videos but when she get's drunk she'll post about 40 videos in one night.

Revo · Jan 4, 2021

BingBong said:
holy shit. that's a lot of videos for one day. this should be a pretty constant stream of luls.

i appreciate the fact that she is making short vlogging videos for understanding easily her message and her intentions unlike other lolcows.

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 4, 2021

Here's Kenda's videos from January 2nd:

‘Kcheaters 20’ - She ran out to the kids and yelled that she had stuff on fire that she was throwing in the snow, do they want to take a picture of that or with her. Isaiah was the only kid who said ‘with her’.

‘Kcheaters 19’ - Slide show

‘Kcheaters 18’ - Filming the TV playing Pirates of the Carribean.

‘Kcheaters 17’ - She’s watching the auxiliary discs that come with Pirates of the Caribbean. Talks about when her and Jamie brought K2 to Disneyland when she had to go to the Kennedy space centre for work. She had an argument with the dude running the pirates of the Caribbean ride but K2 was obsessed with the movie afterwards. She can’t find the movie discs and they were probably all scratched up from the kids watching them so much. Talks about doing fencing in high school. Says there’s one thing you forgot, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.

‘Kcheaters 12’- She was going to do her makeup but decided not to. Talking about a book she was going to give to Stefan (Friend, possible love interest). He has a ring and knows about the Masonic theatre which is being converted into apartments. Extra terrestrials approached him for the ring? Stefan and Kenda will be okay once the extra terrestrials know he has the book? Reads the page she has from the book. It’s about Masons. She doesn’t agree with what’s written on the page. She doesn’t believe in heaven and calls it a travel zoo. Goes back to reading the page. Calls the Masons a circle jerk and laughs that they have to write their spells down and work together.

‘Kcheaters 16’ - Talking about the four winds of heaven and why it’s wrong.

‘Kcheaters 15’- Talking to Brayden (Brother) about light checks and stuff she was talking about with Stefan last night.

She's talked about Stefan before a few months ago but she talked about him being a vampire and made references to the Vampire Diaries so I thought he wasn't real.

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 5, 2021

Kenda didn't post any videos last night so here's her videos from New Year's Day

‘Kcheaters 13’ - Grams didn’t get her ice cream cake, she got her an oreo yoghurt instead. It’s not just as good. She also got her humus and cheeseburgers but she doesn’t feel like eating them yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqhLCEJTTnQ

‘Kcheaters 14’ - Grams brought her Drag me to hell so she’s going to try to watch it later once she’s finished watching Pirates of the Caribbean.

Kcheaters 14

K

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‘Kcheaters 11’ - Grams got her an ice cream cake today. Talking about stuff she’s sending to K2 which she will be taking pictures of later. She took some pages out to give to Stefan because he was asking about stones which she had pages of in the pack for K2. Stefan showing up and talking about the stones is magnet magic so the pages were meant to go to him instead of K2. Grams is bringing her a cheeseburger, an ice cream cake and rum.

Kcheaters 11

K

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‘Kcheaters 8’- Talking about all the cleaning she did yesterday and she put on fresh bed sheets and doesn’t want to get up. Talking about sleeping naked. Doesn’t have anything to watch but doesn’t want to deal with Grams yet. Says she’s in an advanced place in her reading. She misses the kids. She gets offended when people talk smack about a year, it fucks up your hindsight. She killed father time when she was 4 and also killed the boogie man. Her kids love her more than other kids love their parents because she is honest about having a favourite. Thinks you should be vocal about it if you’re a parent and have a favourite child. Razor tag is a game where you run around and cut people. She’s not going to play it but thinks it’s manlier than going out and hunting. Would never date a man with a laser on his gun for hunting. Here’s to more terrorism in the new year.

Kcheaters 8

K

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‘Kcheaters 10’ - Had 2 guys over last night just as friends. Says her night didn’t go as planned but now she has 2 great unattached guys who are good friends. Says she now has a guy who wants to talk to her and a guy who wants to just treat her like a toy so a friend and a boyfriend.

Kcheaters 10

K

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‘Kcheaters 7’ - Talking about smoking weed and making friends and talking nonsense. That’s one of her favourite things to do. Says when she was at NASA they had never seen someone who took so many drugs. People don’t get to judge you on your extracurricular activities which may be the reason you’re good at other things. Do drugs kids!

Kcheaters 7

K

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‘Kcheaters 6’ - Talking about talking out loud to sort out her thoughts. Said Stefan came over and could pick up some of the conversations she had had with herself previously. She thinks it’s cool but didn’t ask him how it worked.

Kcheaters 6

K

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‘Kcheaters 4’ - Talking about last night. She got a kiss on the cheek from Tyrone and Stefan at midnight. Talking about stuff she was reading to Stefan. Says Tyrone stopped really talking to her a week after they started dating and just wants to fuck her. When he arrived, he talked to Stefan and Kenda about religion and stuff and they went through her pictures. Stefan is an extra-terrestrial and so is Kenda. Tyrone and Stefan talked about growing up around here.

Kcheaters 4

K

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‘Kcheaters 3’ - Talking about war of the roses, it was a radio show she used to listen to when she was driving to NASA in the morning. She saw a picture of stained glass that said war of the roses. Talks about a competition they would do for roses. Eerie single time they would ask the guy who he wants to send the roses to he would use it to sleep with a girl.

Kcheaters 3

K

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‘Kcheaters 5’ - Talking about Tyrone going through her phone and says she had to show him her phone whenever she was looking for a song or something to make sure she’s not texting anyone else. He’s being super controlling. Stefan was also recruited (to MIB?) Talking about white light. They all talked about their kids. 15 kids between them to talk about.

Kcheaters 5

K

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‘Kcheaters 2’ - Says she might change the name of her YouTube again because she’s got too many followers now. She has 3 subscribers. The pandemic hasn’t changed her life she just does the same thing every day. She’s named her new videos after the show cheaters because of a friend who used to watch that show.

Kcheaters 2

K

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‘Kcheaters 1’ - Talking about a friend coming over who has the same interests in books and stuff as her, nothing sexual (Stefan) Then says fuck I fucked up tonight. Mike I need some help, don’t tell Mickey (Ex).

Beluga · Jan 6, 2021

Great stuff as always @Ellesse_warrior. Here are my favourite quotes that killed my sides:

If you have to be fucked to eat pussy you're homosexual but that's ok

Sometimes when I do stuff my ass muscle hurts again, right

It's not because we're special its because we're retarded

Skitzocows are so fascinating and saddening at the same time. The idea that a healthy normal person's brain can be suddenly eaten away by schizophrenia is truly terrifying. Kudos to her mom for taking care of her.

hateful entity · Jan 6, 2021

Beluga said:
Great stuff as always @Ellesse_warrior. Here are my favourite quotes that killed my sides:

Skitzocows are so fascinating and saddening at the same time. The idea that a healthy normal person's brain can be suddenly eaten away by schizophrenia is truly terrifying. Kudos to her mom for taking care of her.

"It's not because we're special its because we're retarded" would be a great random.txt lmao

mpeg12 · Jan 7, 2021

I like to think that she is on alot of Tylenol 24/7

Ellesse_warrior · Jan 7, 2021

Here's Kenda's videos from yesterday:
‘Kcheaters 34’ - Talking about falsifying documents for people who had to see their parole officers.

‘Kcheaters 33’ - Slide Show

‘Kcheaters 32’ - Slide Show

‘Kcheaters 31’ - She talked to K2, she’s back in school tomorrow so it will be hard for Kenda when she can’t talk to her on the phone so often. They talked about Kenda being off cigarettes and getting 2 new years kisses.

‘Kcheaters 30’ - Grams was here. They had a fight yesterday about Kenda’s weight. Kenda says she’s too fat to fit into her clothes and doesn’t want to have to work out all day to be a size zero again. Grams brought her McDonalds. She has a rant about how she doesn’t really like the hot cakes from McDonalds it’s the syrup she likes. She told Grams to just steal some syrup for her. Kenda asked her what’s with all the food after calling her fat. Someone suggested she just tell people she’s bloated. That’s such a girl thing. Grams brought her the 3rd and 4th Twilights, Risky Business, Meet the Robinsons, Murder she wrote and the Black Stallion book. She’s going to finish the 3rd pirates of the Caribbean first then watch the others. She’s noticed people have started watching her videos and says it’s probably because people love cheaters.

‘Kcheaters 29’ - Slide show

PurpleSquirrel · Jan 7, 2021

She's charming, in a brain-damaged sort of way. Unlike so many schizos, she doesn't seem to be a danger to herself or the people around her.

Token Weeaboo · Jan 7, 2021

PurpleSquirrel said:
She's charming, in a brain-damaged sort of way. Unlike so many schizos, she doesn't seem to be a danger to herself or the people around her.

I dunno... She did talk about having a demon coming out of asshole...

Skitzocow Kenda Newton/ Kenda Lasers -

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