Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, dickgirl lover, CWC stalker

Kengle now has 10k+ twitter followers, is he still a lolcow?

  • no

    Votes: 22 4.6%
  • yes

    Votes: 456 95.4%

  • Total voters
    478

Sonichoo

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The old OP for this thread was outdated and never got into how unique Kengle is as a lolcow, so it's been replaced. You're welcome. - @chimpburgers

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Kenneth, or Kengle as many people affectionately call him, is someone who has been misunderstood as being boring and nothing special. In the earlier part of this thread, he functioned more as an artcow with a fascination for bizarre clay sculptures, orange peels, psychedelic Buffalo Cubes and other oddities. He posed no harm to anyone and many Kiwis saw him as a weirdo Uncle. Even Kengle expressed how his "wacky Uncle Kenny days" were over, and before discussing why, you need to understand Ken's beginnings. Several years ago, he was a member of the CWCki Project, the predecessor to Kiwi Farms, and out of mercy, @champthom banned him because he was getting himself into trouble with his persistent attention seeking behavior. People on /cwc/ made dozens of threads about him, so you know he was developing a reputation for being one of the biggest Christian Weston Chandler white knights out there.

In fact, that was part of the reason Kengle got so much attention. He was seen concern trolling on many of CWC's Facebook statuses. It can also be said that he was partially to blame for Chris's macing incident at Gamestop in late 2014, and would later encourage ADF to bring a can of mace. Other than that, the focus of the thread was on his many failures in finishing projects he would start. For example, Kengle created Sonichen and Rosechen, a Sonichu parody, and developed a website where he would post artwork and stories related to it. He would keep an Excel file tracking how many words a day he would write to complete his fantasy novel. Often times, he would delete his web pages and abandon them, and this is a pattern that's noticeable in many other Kengle endeavors.

This pattern extends to his odd career choices. Despite having an accounting degree, Kengle never pursued his CPA, even with Kiwis with accounting backgrounds like @yawning sneasel were making strong arguments for him to pass the certification. Kengle would often grow upset at anyone criticizing his position. In the last year, Kengle also passed his Certified Nursing Assistant exam, only for him not utilizing this certification either. He also thought about returning to community college to acquire education in web development and programming, and nothing came of that.

Kengle also saw several Kiwis in this thread as being his banes of existence, most notably @Peace and Harmony. Their quarrels resulted in Ken trying to dox P&H on his Facebook, revealing what university he attended. His grudge against P&H is rooted in the edits made to his Lolcow Wiki article which he felt were libelous. P&H offered Kengle the opportunity to grab a burger, and even attempts to reconcile with Kengle resulted in failure. In fact, Kengle's gripes against Kiwi Farms largely originate from the Lolcow Wiki article existing. Most recently, he tried to reedit the article into his own vanity page, only for those edits to be removed and for him to receive an indefinite ban for his behavior.

In a phone interview conducted by @Flowers For Sonichu, Kengle was adamant about his hatred for this website, complaining his thread would keep growing no matter what he did. This is the interview for reference. It provides a great example of what Kengle has become overtime: a very bitter, passive-aggressive individual who bites the hand that feeds him. He will stop at nothing until his Lolcow Wiki article and thread are removed or stop affecting his SEO results.

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fkiwichimpburgers%2Fkengle-asshurt-about-the-lolcow-wiki-entry-existing-and-being-an-asshole-to-ffs
Overtime, Kengle has shifted his efforts to creating websites like Onionfar.ms which he abandons in at least a month or so. All of these new projects have also resulted in failure and it goes back to the issues discussed above. Even in his relationships with other lolcows, Kengle has a mentality which makes it difficult for him to hold long-term relationships with them. Chris barely noticed his blatant notice-me-senpai antics and wouldn't talk to him much until Kengle paid him anyway. Kengle doesn't see himself as a lolcow at all, but just a person who happens to interact with people of interest covered by Kiwi Farms. He tries to be "one of us" when those efforts often create blunders which backfire on him constantly.

In the most recent attempt to build a personal army against @Null, Kengle already lost several supporters. Raven Sparks left his Answeringkiwifarms Facebook group because she thought he was trying to divert attention to helping Kiwi Farms, and Richard Jones was also a prominent member. He left because Kengle failed to protect him when facing criticism for his actions as seen in the following screencaps.



This last screenshot summarizes Kengle's whole reason for existing. I think it says a lot about what you need to know about him before getting into this thread. He's a chronic attention seeker desperate for friendship from lolcows covered on the Farms with lack of self-awareness about himself. It's observable in his relationships with Gloria Tesch and Pixyteri, both of which have failed in the end. Among these characteristics, many of the running jokes in this thread stem from Kengle's grossout Facebook statuses where he would post grotesque pictures of the food he'd eat, coupled with his false adherence to Islam.

He hates Kiwi Farms, but keeps flocking back to it when offered the chance, paying for his own Supporters membership to have an account here without getting banned again. Obviously, you can probably guess what eventually happened.


In the words of @Karen Riley:

I've been reading this thread page by page for the last month or so and its striking how much of an asshole he's became and how much of his original goodwill he's managed to erode on here.

Seriously, there was a time where it would have been cruel and ridiculously disproportionate to attack Kengle through his ex wife or through his place of employment and the fact everyone shared that mindset shows just how far has actions have caused him to fall.

He's trying to be passive aggressive and appear like he genuinely wants to help Null's mum and totally isn't trying to attack her to get back at Null but it's so ridiculously transparent everyone can see through it. Shame on you Kenneth.
 
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HandBanana

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Kenneth is either one of three things. He's either one of the most dedicated and ingenious trolls slowly trying to get into Chris's good graces to set him up for a large downfall (Hi Anna), an old lonely dude trying to make something out of his life by helping the lost soul that is CWC (white knight), or a crazy motherfucker that see's Chris as some sort of physical and sexual conquest that will ultimately end in some sort of disgusting murder/suicide (probably this one).

Either way not really lolcow worthy.

:tomgirl:
AUGH YEAH
:heart-empty:
 

PhilPickleman

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Wow, that website is pretty... interesting. There's some oddly disturbing images on there. I wonder what the relationship like Kenneth and Chris is exactly. I've seen Kenneth post a few times on Chris' FB posts but haven't heard much. Up until now, this is the most information I've gotten on him. I'd love to hear Chris' opinions on Sonichen and Rosechen.

Also, the Frankenchu article may give me nightmares.
 

Lucrid

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Fibonacci

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Kenneth is EXTREMELY obsessed with people like Chris and Ulillillia (not that we have anything to say for it). I don't necessarily think he shadows Chris for attention like Anna does, I think he legitimately thinks he's being a friend to Chris. He's interesting but I don't think he's a LOLcow. Kenneth will friend anyone in the CWC community and it's not difficult getting a conversation with him. Of note, he's a practising Islamist convert and I think he's a retired probation officer or some type of counselor of that sort.
 

Lucrid

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The big difference is that Kenneth actually tries to incorporate his Chris/Sonichu/Ulillillia obsession into his real life/professional life. Whereas most of us prefer to remain anonymous and keep our Chris-related interests separate from everything else we do. Kenneth is not shy about talking about how he spends hours every day doing Sonichu-related stuff. Like, he has a video called GIMP and Sonichu that's over an hour long, and it's just him re-tracing Sonichu pixel-by-pixel using GIMP.
 

Kosher Dill

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Lucrid said:
The big difference is that Kenneth actually tries to incorporate his Chris/Sonichu/Ulillillia obsession into his real life/professional life. Whereas most of us prefer to remain anonymous and keep our Chris-related interests separate from everything else we do. Kenneth is not shy about talking about how he spends hours every day doing Sonichu-related stuff. Like, he has a video called GIMP and Sonichu that's over an hour long, and it's just him re-tracing Sonichu pixel-by-pixel using GIMP.
He closed his Youtube account literally while I was in the middle of watching a video |:(
But I just wanted to say about the whole GIMP thing: in the video I looked at, he was saying how he bought it on Ebay. A couple seconds of googling would have revealed that it's free and open-source. The man's a little slow. :sonichu:

... or maybe he just IGNORES ALL GOOGLE RESULTS.
 

Lucrid

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Kosher Dill said:
Lucrid said:
The big difference is that Kenneth actually tries to incorporate his Chris/Sonichu/Ulillillia obsession into his real life/professional life. Whereas most of us prefer to remain anonymous and keep our Chris-related interests separate from everything else we do. Kenneth is not shy about talking about how he spends hours every day doing Sonichu-related stuff. Like, he has a video called GIMP and Sonichu that's over an hour long, and it's just him re-tracing Sonichu pixel-by-pixel using GIMP.
He closed his Youtube account literally while I was in the middle of watching a video |:(
But I just wanted to say about the whole GIMP thing: in the video I looked at, he was saying how he bought it on Ebay. A couple seconds of googling would have revealed that it's free and open-source. The man's a little slow. :sonichu:

... or maybe he just IGNORES ALL GOOGLE RESULTS.
Oh well. That's too bad. But either way, his channel wasn't all that interesting even though there was a lot of videos. I managed to skim through it all before he closed it, and it was mostly chemistry videos (heating up things in test tubes...I remember he was heating up pieces of Kentucky Fried Chicken with various chemicals), rants about politics (usually about Muslim countries or North Korea), driving videos, videos about places he likes to eat at, and then finally the Sonichen/Rosechen stuff. I think there was only one video where he talks about Chris himself, the rest of those types of videos were just about the comics and ways to draw Sonichu/Rosechu/all of his other weird characters in GIMP or Photoshop. I think that he used to have a lot more Sonichen/Rosechen-related videos, because he had a playlist with that name that had a whole bunch of deleted videos. But anyway, yeah, it's all gone now. And probably for the better.
 

Sonichoo

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Yeah, perhaps it's possible that he saw this topic on the Cwciki and decided to remove all the videos. I did watch parts of a couple, but they weren't that interesting to me.
Perhaps he's even a member of the forum? :tomgirl:
 

Zim

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Kengle probably has the worlds biggest larger then previousely photographed e-duck right now. He's on Opl's friend list and has an entire topic dedicated to him. Who wouldn't want to have that sort of recognition? He'll totally be famous for it and absolutely not look like a douchenozzle.
 

Lucrid

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Well from the videos I'm pretty sure that he isn't a troll or out to make fun of Chris in any way. The worst he does is criticize him for his drawing and lack of originality in his characters (and, recently on Facebook, criticize him for the Wal-Mart thing). But he doesn't seem to be laughing at Chris or finding him funny/amusing in the way that most of us do. He's obsessed with Chris in a different way and it's odd that he seems quite a bit older (in his 30s? 40s?) and he thinks that making sites that are spinoffs of Chris's stuff would help him at all professionally. The way he talked in his videos at times made me think that he also has some sort of mental problem. Autism, maybe, I can't say.
 
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