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Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, dickgirl lover, CWC stalker

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Kengle now has 10k+ twitter followers, is he still a lolcow?

  1. no

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  2. yes

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  1. To be fair, the updates would just be “shut website down, started a new one” 60 times.
     
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  2. Kengling
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  3. Ken's week in real life: 0 mentions, 0 likes, 0 replies
     
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  4. "I'm not trying to make a new Kiwi Farms." - Kengle

    This hasn't changed:

    "Make life better by not thirsting for internet asspats" --> .

    Kengle's head --> O
     
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  5. I don't know why he keeps doing what he's doing. I've spoken to Ken before and told him to simply stay off the internet, disconnect from Chris, etc. and he can't fathom it.
     
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    #11785 The Captain, Nov 2, 2018
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  6. Kengle is extremely starved for attention and obsessed with becoming a "public figure."

    But we don't know what made him snap one day and try to become "Internet famous." Or why he's happy to infodump every little thing he does now, but is almost completely silent on what he did before the "transitioning into a public figure" days.

    And IIRC, he keeps making and deleting stuff to "develop his skills."
     
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  7. I genuinely don't dislike Ken and he knows that. But his current course of action is stupid at best. He's about to turn 60 years old. The man needs to focus on enjoying the twilight years of his life. Relax, travel and the like - not be documenting "lolcows" on a shitty website that nobody reads.
     
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  8. What else would he do? Does he have anything at all in his life other than boiling hamburgers and being autistic?
     
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  9. Go to the local park and feed some pigeons.
     
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  10. Becoming a serial killer?
     
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  11. He's lasted nearly a week on this current Kengling endeavor.
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  12. Ken wanna be one of the Mean Girls so bad.
     
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  13. I had a long, vivid dream where I met Ken in the wild. I overheard him introducing himself to someone using all three names so I knew who it was and then I watched him all afternoon. I was so excited to come back here and report. And then I woke up and realized what a loser I am and I was sad.
     
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  14. Kengle lives in Providence, right? Isn't there a bunch of neat old historical buildings he could document and tweet about? It would be good for him to walk around the city, he might lose some weight.
     
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  15. Summary of tweets:

    "Please notice me."
    "Why aren't CWC or Russell Greer noticing me? Also please notice me."

    Nah, he lives in some obscure city called Warwick. Kengle would have us believe it's known worldwide.

    Providence must be like Rome or Paris on the Kengle Scale of Excitement.
     
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    #11796 ToroidalBoat, Nov 6, 2018
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  16. I read somewhere he screams "Wibble wobble yum yum" every hour on the hour no matter where he is. Is this true?
     
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  17. The community college in Warwick looks depressingly boring. Like a Siberian nuclear power plant.

    Of course, on the Kengle Scale of Excitement it's probably like Harvard or Oxford.
     
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  18. You usually don't see that ugly-ass Brutalist shit in the U.S.
     
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  19. For some sort of anniversary or renovation a few years back, this place hosted an art show and incredible associated panel discussion that ended up being all about how it was a ponderous and grotesque mimicry of innovation that was already outdated at its inception, failed on every possible level, and resisted every effort to improve it.

    Kengle's attendance is a goddamn oddly satisfying moment of things fitting perfectly.
     
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