Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, dickgirl lover, CWC stalker

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Kengle now has 10k+ twitter followers, is he still a lolcow?

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  • yes

    Votes: 471 95.5%

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Tragi-Chan

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I can’t help but think that a better way to “bring fans in on the Sonichen and Rosechen action” would be to actually write something.

(PS even Chris knew Bananasauros fucking sucks)
 

An Ghost

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Kengle flails much.

Like a fish out of water.

Thirsty for asspats.
Makes sense why sailfish is his spirit animal

according to Sonichu’s uncertainty principle, posting caps of Ken’s autism causes it to change. He’s already changed everything.

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Comic word count.
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ToroidalBoat

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posting caps of Ken’s autism causes it to change
Imagine Kengle hanging out in public with an Attraction Sign to "attract followers" or woo "Lol-Cows." Every time passerby comment or mock it, Kengle throws it out and makes another one.

Like I said before, that's what Kengle's online presence is like.

his favourite African country of the day
Don't forget random trivia of the most interesting state in the USA: Rhode Island!
 
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Army Burger

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Imagine Kengle hanging out in public with an Attraction Sign to "attract followers" or woo "Lol-Cows." Every time passerby comment or mock it, Kengle throws it out and makes another one.

Like I said before, that's what Kengle's online presence is like.


Don't forget random trivia of the most interesting state in the USA: Rhode Island!
When will he give Wyoming the love it (kind of) deserves?
 
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oh man i can't wait for more kengle content! most of the cows are predictable as all hell but i never have any idea what kengle is going to do next. it's like watching a kid play pretend where every little action they take makes perfect sense in their head and it all leads up to some bigger story, but to an observer the kid is just wandering around and rubbing his shit on the walls
 

ToroidalBoat

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Sounds like a dull technical manual. Especially with the arbitrary wordcounts before it's even written.

I've said something like this before, but that sort of writing is better suited to an encyclopedia on the setting -- how discordant and thrown together to woo "Lol-Cows" it sounds aside -- rather than a novel that's supposed to attract attention.

Had Kengle tried to tell an original story instead of a bland modern Earth clone with a bunch of Lol-Cow references, and kept the backstory to a separate encyclopedia -- kind of like what Frank Herbert did with Dune -- it could be an improvement.
 
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An Ghost

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Aww lordy he’s youtubin
It’s exactly what you think it is, says more are being worked on

Sounds like a dull technical manual. Especially with the arbitrary wordcounts before it's even written.
A pervious version of Sonichen was literally an information dump about the square yardage of different regions on different planets, their capitols, populations, and chief exports. It looks like he plans to do that again judging by his word count roadmap. Also according to his word count spread sheet, about half of what he’s written is about the origins of life on fakeplanet and evolution into mammals. That’s right, we get to find out how our characters evolved from single celled organisms, instead of just assuming they did.
Even Phil at least makes up events happening in his made up shit hole country.
 

ToroidalBoat

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A pervious version of Sonichen was literally an information dump about the square yardage of different regions on different planets, their capitols, populations, and chief exports[...]
That sounds tediously dull, even for an encyclopedia on the setting -- let alone a novel. Was it going to be in "sub chapters" too, like "Chapter 20B: The GDP Of Lumberton?"

It also reminds me of the fansite he made of that book by Gloria. It was going to have land area and population figures for various places in the setting, but surprisingly it was never finished.

That’s right, we get to find out how our characters evolved from single celled organisms, instead of just assuming they did.
And yet IIRC fakeplanet began with dragons spinning and spinning and spinning...
 
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