Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, dickgirl lover, CWC stalker

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Kengle now has 10k+ twitter followers, is he still a lolcow?

  • no

    Votes: 22 4.5%
  • yes

    Votes: 471 95.5%

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Aww lordy he’s youtubin
It’s exactly what you think it is, says more are being worked on


A pervious version of Sonichen was literally an information dump about the square yardage of different regions on different planets, their capitols, populations, and chief exports. It looks like he plans to do that again judging by his word count roadmap. Also according to his word count spread sheet, about half of what he’s written is about the origins of life on fakeplanet and evolution into mammals. That’s right, we get to find out how our characters evolved from single celled organisms, instead of just assuming they did.
Even Phil at least makes up events happening in his made up shit hole country.
the long freeze at the end of his creepy-ass portrait made me feel like i've been cursed and will be murdered in 7 days

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ToroidalBoat

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TaterBot

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He's still doing this?! In the 6 years since this thread started, he has not changed one thing one iota. The atrocious art pieces, videos, tweets, etc are as bad and downright baffling as ever. Chris may claim that he's the "original" autist, but that title clearly belongs to weird old Kengle
 

Blood Bath & Beyond

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I wasn't expecting much when I first looked into Kengel, but I've got to admit that I'm actually pretty impressed by some of his artwork. A lot of it falls into the sweet niche realm of outsider art that I am very fond of. For such a boring lolcow, he makes some really interesting stuff.
 
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ToroidalBoat

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He's still doing this?!
Kengle's futile quest to "transition into a public figure" and "Lol-Cow Roundup" is how he copes with midlife crisis, I think.

After all, he did start all that only several years ago, instead of back when the internet was new -- despite being a technophile.
 
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TaterBot

i don't believe it
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Kengle's futile quest to "transition into a public figure" and "Lol-Cow Roundup" is how he copes with midlife crisis, I think.
After all, he did start all that only several years ago, instead of back when the internet was new -- despite being a technophile.
I bet he started the same way Chris did: playing simple video games. The art style surely predates computer drawings, he probably drew similar stuff in grade school with crayons on paper.
Kengle is at least 60, isn't he? Or older? Shouldn't he be coping with elderly crisis by now?
 

MysteriousStranger

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I wasn't expecting much when I first looked into Kengel, but I've got to admit that I'm actually pretty impressed by some of his artwork. A lot of it falls into the sweet niche realm of outsider art that I am very fond of. For such a boring lolcow, he makes some really interesting stuff.
I'd be happier if he actually drew stuff instead of copying and pasting clipart in Photoshop. I admit, the result is intensely creepy, but you get so much more of someone's mental processes with hand drawing.
 

Terrorist

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the long freeze at the end of his creepy-ass portrait made me feel like i've been cursed and will be murdered in 7 days

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presidential assassin lookin ass. always referred to in media by his full name, lookin ass.

that picture just spoke to me and it complained about how To Catch A Predator is entrapment
 

ToroidalBoat

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I found this page with stories from women married to autistics. A recurring word of advice is "run as far as you can and don’t look back." While it's clear the site may have a bias, I couldn't help but wonder if the typical behaviors are why Kengle was divorced.

One particularly bitter entry had this to say:
If [you autistics are] pissed about what this blogger has written, then don’t read it... go back to tracking weather statistics ...
 
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ToroidalBoat

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[kengling]
Reminds me of how newspaper comics are concerned with maximizing the amount of content per page. Kengle seems to think readers excuse excessive dialog because "that's what American comics do."
 
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