Keurig Salt -

[Vorhtbame]

I personally never drink coffee unless it was hand-harvested by sapient weasels and ground in a hand-driven grinder, then served to me with exactly 7/16 tbsp. of cream extracted from a black-and-white cow within the last hour.

By a green-eyed Gerard Butler lookalike. After all, I'm so much better than these swill-guzzling peasants.



Anyway, who wants to wager all these people will start buying coffee at Starbucks every morning?

 

[Steve Mayers]

The salt right continues to become more and more CWC like every day.

 

[John Titor]

How do you pronounced Keurig anyway? Is it Cue-Rigg (rhymes with pig) or is it Cue-REEEEEEG?

 

[proteus4994]

How do you pronounced Keurig anyway? Is it Cue-Rigg (rhymes with pig) or is it Cue-REEEEEEG?

Cure-rig afaik

 

[purepowerlevel]

I feel like a good number of these people are going to buy another Keurig after they forget exactly how the last dang, dirty, defective one broke, among which.

 

[Holdek]

How the fuck is it that the mortal enemy of autists is a coffee maker

They should all burn down their houses in solidarity with the original brony Keurig target.

 

[UptownRuckus]

Who.Fucking.Cares?

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

 

[timecop]

niggas got too much time on their hands to complain about the ethical decisions of a god damn insta-coffee machine

 

[millais]

Did they find a witty way to reference the forced covfefe meme in all this uproar yet?

 

[Done]

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I love the new 240-character limit.. More salt & autism per tweet.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

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I heard that Keurig was okay with someone shooting him. How messed up is that? That'd you be ok with someone... shoooooting hiiiiim!

 

[TiggerNits]

I personally never drink coffee unless it was hand-harvested by sapient weasels and ground in a hand-driven grinder, then served to me with exactly 7/16 tbsp. of cream extracted from a black-and-white cow within the last hour.

By a green-eyed Gerard Butler lookalike. After all, I'm so much better than these swill-guzzling peasants.



Anyway, who wants to wager all these people will start buying coffee at Starbucks every morning?

They're only 3 things in life a man should be picky about. Cars, coffee and pussy

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

keurig owns just because it means my time to get coffee from the breakroom is constant rather than variable (also the coffee is marginally better and never 8-hour-old death lava)

also i don't have to pay for it

 

[AnOminous]

I was wondering what that Wu tweet was even about regarding keurig. So, they distance themselves from a pedo sympathizer and...that makes them the devil. Sounds in line with the insanity. Also that one tweet says it all. Aren't people destroying their keurigs those that already bought them? They're just wasting their own money. This does nothing to sales except maybe even promote them by advertising publicly how crazy these people are.

These people are really huge fans of pedophilia, apparently.

 

[Jaimas]

Keurig's are pretty cool if you got a reusable cup, they're only like a dollar and last for months and you can put whatever you want in it.

You know they actually sell soup cups now?

 

[Vorhtbame]

Prepare for the salt to reverse, and start coming from the Left now. Keurig apologized.

All this because Hannity said that his viewers should withhold judgment on accusations of misconduct 40 years ago.

 

[CatParty]

Prepare for the salt to reverse, and start coming from the Left now. Keurig apologized.

All this because Hannity said that his viewers should withhold judgment on accusations of misconduct 40 years ago.

i'm eagerly awaiting the volvo destruction videos

http://thehill.com/media/360220-volvo-pulls-its-ads-from-hannity-after-moore-coverage

 

[Vorhtbame]

i'm eagerly awaiting the volvo destruction videos

http://thehill.com/media/360220-volvo-pulls-its-ads-from-hannity-after-moore-coverage

Nah, that's Muslims.

Wait, you mean the car being destroyed, not used for destruction. My bad.

 

[Male Idiot]

They should all burn down their houses in solidarity with the original brony Keurig target.

We all know Keurig is evil! Because they tried burn down CWCville! Never forget the six gorillion lego pieces melted by that Vile, Evil Machine!1!