Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

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More public wanking over Beyond-shite.
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T-Pain was only 22 when he rhymed "mansion" with "Wisconsin" and yet still gets no credit for his musical genius.

I can't imagine being such a hack that I claim to be an expert on Beyonce's music and yet have no idea about the long history of musicians forcing words to rhyme that don't actually rhyme. This is especially common in African American music. Kanye West once rhymed "collagen" with "apologin."
 

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T-Pain was only 22 when he rhymed "mansion" with "Wisconsin" and yet still gets no credit for his musical genius.

I can't imagine being such a hack that I claim to be an expert on Beyonce's music and yet have no idea about the long history of musicians forcing words to rhyme that don't actually rhyme. This is especially common in African American music. Kanye West once rhymed "collagen" with "apologin."
It's called a slant rhyme and has been the basis of many a verse throughout history.
 

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T-Pain was only 22 when he rhymed "mansion" with "Wisconsin" and yet still gets no credit for his musical genius.

I can't imagine being such a hack that I claim to be an expert on Beyonce's music and yet have no idea about the long history of musicians forcing words to rhyme that don't actually rhyme. This is especially common in African American music. Kanye West once rhymed "collagen" with "apologin."
It's called a slant rhyme and has been the basis of many a verse throughout history.
I'll gladly take that over "awfully hot coffee pot" any day of the week.
 

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Kevvie did an interview
It's not often we see anything with absolutely terrible editing nowadays but yet the cuts in this interview are visually offensive and unapologetically blatant. I'm thinking they had to narrow down 2 hours of terrible self-indulgent soliloquy with hints of obsession and grandiose delusion into 10 minutes of salvageable, minimally-coherent content.

On the plus side, Kevin doesn't sound half as much as the lispy affected fag as he does in my head when I read his tweets.

I'd pay actual money for the uncut full-lolcow version of this interview. PM me if anyone working for this network is here :lit:
 

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Kevin is getting quite doughy. He’s going to find it harder to hook up with the body conscience twinks, probably why he’s going back to Utah. Those closet Mormon queens can’t afford to be too picky.
Was Vintage-CWC onto something when he had the idea of making gays straight? Was it a warning to the future someone like Kevin was trying to outdo CWC as a cow? Or was it something deeper?

I hate him. Am I Fox News now?
Nah I hate him, too. It just means we're Auschwitiscs. Not enough feels for how autistic I felt making that post.
 
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Here's the final part of his Nuthouse Saga (so far):
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Even though NYPD offered to settle out of court, Kevvie, the fighter he is, actually thought about declining their offer and sue their ass (or so he claimed). Fortunately for him he relented.

Kevvie thinks he cannot be a danger because he doesn't have a gun. Someone tell him about Eric "Professor Bikelock" Clanton.
And didn't he threatened to run people over with his car?
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Mental illnesses exist; patriarchy doesn't. What doesn't exist cannot be the cause of a problem.
And mental illness is indeed a problem -- your problem.

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Nope, mental illness is not a problem at all!

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I'd be very surpised if the FBI doesn't keep a dossier on his gay ass.

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There's a good way to stop the senseless killing of niggers and spics: deny their rights to bear arms.

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Who the fuck is June Jordan and why shall I listen to some nigger "poet"?
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Not one bit of self-awareness:
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Again, not one bit of self-awareness:
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I wonder who yelled at Kween Shite?
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Kween Kween is incapable of commiting plagerism!
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As if that vanity book isn't enough, Kevvie's just got to sperg about Beyond-shite some more:
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Woooa! Beyond-shite referenced a well-known, genre-defining movie! What a brilliant genius she is!

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What the fuck are "sonic inequalities"?

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Yeah yeah yeah, Beyond-shite is anti-capitalist and pro socialism. I bet she's a trans woman too.

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Every fucking song of that cunt fits into your Sexuality chapter. Because she is a filthy slut who can't shut up about being a filthy slut.

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Kevvie. surprisingly, has little to say about Toni Morrison's passing, and whatever little he said smacks of self-absorption:
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"Y'a da shit, Kevin! Yo man!". :'(

More stupid ink:
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"If you surrendered to the air, you could ride it", is that what you'll tell yourself when you stand at the ledge of the rooftop of your department building?

As a permastudent, he sure has lots of allowance:
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Looks like it's down to counsel to squabble over fees at this point.

Also I'm not sure why he wanted to conceal the nuisance settlement cash value, but it's $10,001. I assume there's some technical reason it's exactly a dollar above $10,000, maybe to make sure it's mandatory to report it in some way. I honestly have no idea why though.

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Looks like it's down to counsel to squabble over fees at this point.

Also I'm not sure why he wanted to conceal the nuisance settlement cash value, but it's $10,001. I assume there's some technical reason it's exactly a dollar above $10,000, maybe to make sure it's mandatory to report it in some way. I honestly have no idea why though.

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Ha. His quote:

"The offer is also allegedly a good indication that my case is strong and New York City doesn’t want to see it go to trial or through further discovery phases where they must produce documentation, reports, and records they prefer to keep hidden. Cutting us off at the pass, as the case may be, with an attractive settlement (though I’m not going to name specific numbers here)."

I honestly thought when he concealed the number, it would be reflective of a year's salary or so for the fierce fighter in him to cave on the first offer. Then I remembered that is a year's salary for an adjunct lecturer offering shit-tier electives.
 
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Ha. His quote:

"The offer is also allegedly a good indication that my case is strong and New York City doesn’t want to see it go to trial or through further discovery phases where they must produce documentation, reports, and records they prefer to keep hidden. Cutting us off at the pass, as the case may be, with an attractive settlement (though I’m not going to name specific numbers here)."

I honestly thought when he concealed the number, it would be reflective of a year's salary or so for the fierce fighter in him to cave on the first offer. Then I remembered that is a year's salary for an adjunct lecturer offering shit-tier electives.
Kevin admits his classes were shit-tier. :lit: Nice.

It's kind of disappointing that he didn't go all in and bankrupt himself. Well bankrupt himself further.
 

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Ha. His quote:

"The offer is also allegedly a good indication that my case is strong and New York City doesn’t want to see it go to trial or through further discovery phases where they must produce documentation, reports, and records they prefer to keep hidden. Cutting us off at the pass, as the case may be, with an attractive settlement (though I’m not going to name specific numbers here)."
Tbh getting any offer at all that wasn't "fuck off" kind of surprised me. The case wasn't terribly strong and would probably have been dismissed on grounds of qualified immunity. I have no idea why they even offered him nuisance value. Maybe politics, maybe they just had some kind of order to get as many cases out of the queue as possible. I honestly don't think it would have even cost as much in legal fees (from lawyers on staff) to get this thrown out as they paid him off.

I might be discounting the value of the case because I tend to disregard anything Kevvy himself says, so maybe it was actually a slightly better case than I thought.
 
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My instant first impression was he's a loser trying to look tough. Then I actually started examining his tattoos and they're just as autistic, childish and crappy looking as ADF's tattoos. He has a lighthouse, a fucking rocket ship, a compass, stars to go with the rocket, a boombox, a shark's fin in the middle of the star field, and just all kinds of tacky garbage.

Then of course you have the feminist muscle shirt beneath with the bullet necklace to complete the ensemble of a tryhard poser.
 

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Kevvie supports the Antifaggots. Surprises nobody:
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If Kev's dad voted for Trump because he liked his policies and thoughts, this is absolutely legit. And I can't see how religion has anything to do with it.

White man mansplaining white woman in competitive allyship:
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I don't recall Kevvie has a grudge against Bernie Sanders?

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Only the dead drunk would buy his "book" -- to puke on.

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I bet his attic is filled with his vanity-press book.

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All those stupid Beyond-shite knick-knacks are going to cost him -- or rather, his Trump-voting dad.

Kevvie thinks someone had plagerized his "syllabus":
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Given he's kept his respectful silence about the incident, one can surmise the plagiarizer was a nigger bitch.

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Then why don't you just quit and cede your teaching position to someone who isn't a white male author, given they can highlight your concepts or thoughts better?

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In this clown world, I'm afraid some colleges just might.

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We already know being a homo is a preference.

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Too edgy for dreams.

At long last, a tiny scrap of platitude that is true.
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every time this guy raves about beyonce being the messiah i think back to goldmember

my primary connection with beyonce is "the chick who fucked mike myers in the worst austin powers movie"

thats the person he built his life around
He reminds me of those creepy jerkoffs in that movie about the two obsessive Tiffany fans.
 
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