Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

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Has Kevin ever seen any interview with Beyonce where she's asked a question that wasn't cleared in advance? It's completely obvious that she has literally no intellectual life. She's dull-normal, at best. It's painfully clear that she was chosen at an early age and taught how to shake her ass and lip-sync, and very little else. I wonder if she actually sings on her albums.
It's ridiculous this pole smoker has managed to make an "academic" career on a pop star who is as real as the rivalries in professional wrestling.
 

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an "academic" career
That lasted for what, 5 years, if even that much? Dude's been unemployed for years, completely ostracized by the academic world and literally no one cares about his book. This dude is as much a failure as you can get short of being actually homeless.

And you know what's worse? The liberal academy would have kept this guy sucking on its tits his entire life. All he had to do was stop just shy of saying he was going to run over his students (with a vehicle) if they liked Trump but even that was too much restraint to ask from Kevvy boi. Despite being relatively low-key, his blatant stupidity deserves a hundred-page thread here.
 

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Has Kevin ever seen any interview with Beyonce where she's asked a question that wasn't cleared in advance? It's completely obvious that she has literally no intellectual life. She's dull-normal, at best.
Yes, and he declared her a genius troll:
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If it were ALL BY HER how come each song comes with at least 5 writing credits?

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Sampling credits are separate, dumbass.

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When forgiveness isn't really forgiveness:
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SJWism is a worse form of slave-morality than Christianity: at least when God forgives, He really forgives.

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You call it "resentment"; I call it "grudgwanking" -- and niggers copied it from the Jews.

Change of subject, but still the same shit.
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I don't think you have a problem serving a God that hates you and thinks you are shit -- as long as the God is black.

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You don't have a PhD, fuckface.

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He needs to get #MeTooed

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He is drinking himself to death thanks to Trump...
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... and he is scared of shrinks and cannot afford them.
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Do you need financial sponsorship to keep you off Twitter too?
 

Rekkington

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Yes, and he declared her a genius troll:
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If it were ALL BY HER how come each song comes with at least 5 writing credits?

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Sampling credits are separate, dumbass.

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When forgiveness isn't really forgiveness:
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SJWism is a worse form of slave-morality than Christianity: at least when God forgives, He really forgives.

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You call it "resentment"; I call it "grudgwanking" -- and niggers copied it from the Jews.

Change of subject, but still the same shit.
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I don't think you have a problem serving a God that hates you and thinks you are shit -- as long as the God is black.

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You don't have a PhD, fuckface.

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He needs to get #MeTooed

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He is drinking himself to death thanks to Trump...
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... and he is scared of shrinks and cannot afford them.
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Do you need financial sponsorship to keep you off Twitter too?
Love the autistic confidence emanating from "i kinda study Beyonce's career and teach on it."
Is there any other white woman wearing hilarious African clothes you can divide your time with?
 
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Yes, and he declared her a genius troll:
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If it were ALL BY HER how come each song comes with at least 5 writing credits?

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Sampling credits are separate, dumbass.

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When forgiveness isn't really forgiveness:
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SJWism is a worse form of slave-morality than Christianity: at least when God forgives, He really forgives.

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You call it "resentment"; I call it "grudgwanking" -- and niggers copied it from the Jews.

Change of subject, but still the same shit.
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I don't think you have a problem serving a God that hates you and thinks you are shit -- as long as the God is black.

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You don't have a PhD, fuckface.

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He needs to get #MeTooed

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He is drinking himself to death thanks to Trump...
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... and he is scared of shrinks and cannot afford them.
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Do you need financial sponsorship to keep you off Twitter too?
Imagine spending years studying psychology to be a therapist. So many sleepless nights cramming, learning different disorders, reading case study after case study of trauma, having to learn how to address coping mechanisms, delving deep into some of the worst aspects of humanity like child abuse and rape and incest...

To go out into the world, ready to do whatever you can to help people...

Only to have a sad, pathetic faggot tell you the reason his life sucks is because he doesn't like current politics and nobody respects his fetishizing of a pop singer whose past her best-by date.
 

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Only to have a sad, pathetic faggot tell you the reason his life sucks is because he doesn't like current politics and nobody respects his fetishizing of a pop singer whose past her best-by date
You're under-selling Kevin here, he has every chance to be a psychologist case-study's wet dream. Whatever has gone wrong with this man for him to take it up the butt and obsess with someone that Big Media said he should listen to and buy - and then worship her as an intellectual when half her songs are extremely shallow without any intenteded message at all? What has caused him to become so obsessed with being "socially correct" that he made himself unemployable in his career of choice by taking it to the point where he is no longer socially acceptable? What drives this man to be so utterly, tragically pathetic and useless in his one chance at life?

Of course, the answer may be he has autistic-level IQ and simply isn't equipped with the neural hardware to make good life decisions or process anything higher than sucking dick and Beyoncé-levels of "intellectualism". (lmfao) In fact, I'd bet money this it.

But there is always the chance that he had the weirdest upbringing, or trauma, or abuse that influenced who he is today. Maybe he has such a particular world view and set of beliefs that it causes his life to crush under the weight of so much neurosis.

Let's put it this way: if a bona-fide, competent psychologist released a book tomorrow about Kevin Allred and how he is the face of an entire generation of pathethic, whiny, entitled children who like to roleplay they are opressed in their rich, first-world countries, and what is it at the root of the problem and why they feel the need to act like that and rely on each other for self-validation even when they inevitably end up oppressing everyone who isn't part of their groups... well. I'd buy that book in a heartbeat. Could turn out to be a fumble, only saying what we already know (entitled narcissists will be entitled narcissists) or it could turn out to be the read of the century.

If Kevin was only a pathetic liberal moron, we wouldn't have over a 100 pages discussing him. He's a particularly spectacular sort of moron. Any psychologist who went into the field with a genuine fascination for the human mind would love to study him.
 
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You're under-selling Keving here, he has every chance to be a psychologist case-study's wet dream. Whatever has gone wrong with this man for him to take it up the butt and obsess with someone that Big Media said he should listen to and buy - and then worship her as an intellectual when half her songs are extremely shallow without any intenteded message at all? What has caused him to become so obsessed with being "socially correct" that he made himself unemployable in his career of choice by taking it to the point where he is no longer socially acceptable? What drives this man to be so utterly, tragically pathetic and useless in his one chance at life?

Of course, the answer may be he has autistic-level IQ and simply isn't equipped with the neural hardware to make good life decisions or process anything higher than sucking dick and Beyoncé-levels of "intellectualism". (lmfao) In fact, I'd bet money this it.

But there is always the chance that he had the weirdest upbringing, or trauma, or abuse that influenced who he is today. Maybe he has such a particular world view and set of beliefs that it causes his life to crush under the weight of so much neurosis.

Let's put it this way: if a bona-fide, competent psychologist released a book tomorrow about Kevin Allred and how he is the face of an entire generation of pathethic, whiny, entitled children who like to roleplay they are opressed in their rich, first-world countries, and what is it at the root of the problem and why they feel the need to act like that and rely on each other for self-validation even when they inevitably end up oppressing everyone who isn't part of their groups... well. I'd buy that book in a heartbeat. Could turn out to be a fumble, only saying what we already know (entitled narcissists will be entitled narcissists) or it could turn out to be the read of the century.

If Kevin was only a pathetic liberal moron, we wouldn't have over a 100 pages discussing him. He's a particularly spectacular sort of moron. Any psychologist who went into the field with a genuine fascination for the human mind would love to study him.
So what should the title of this book be? Suggestions:
Professor Manchild
Destiny's Bile
The Drone of Queen Bee
The Meyoncé Effect
Beyoncé is My Real Dad!
What Do You Mean I Can't Run Over Trump Supporters With My Car?

Or maybe something more descriptive and straightforward?
Vicarious: A Failed Academic Gay White Man's Black Female Pop Star Obsession
A Bachelor's in Worthless: The Kevin Allred Story
 

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Beyonce could shit on the floor and grunt and this mong would be jizzing himself at how brilliant it is, somehow.
She's not too far away from doing that anyway, she shakes her ass around and grunt-sings in a very good imitation of a gorilla. When Cardi B is more feminine and refined than you are on stage, I'd suggest pursuing a different line of work.
 

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But there is always the chance that he had the weirdest upbringing, or trauma, or abuse that influenced who he is today.
If he's had any abuse, he suffered it in the Department of Gender Studies. Although of course it takes an utterly broken man to enroll in the first place.

So what should the title of this book be? Suggestions:
Someone came up with a good title: The Beyhive State. Mormons have a strange relationship with commercialism. Kevvie, who as a gay man cannot come to terms with his Mormon upbringing, might turn to worship the other idol he was bought up with -- worldly glamour.

(In the "Beyhive State" article Kevvie also revealed that he was already in Grad School in 2006, when Beyond-shite's album B'Day came out. 13 years later he still doesn't have a thesis adviser, or indeed a topic for his thesis.)
 
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A rare sensible moment from Kevvie:
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Still, you won't expect him to remain sensible for long:
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I don't think white people really hate being called white people.

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Maybe the problem is in your head?

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Nah, allies exist and are absolutely essential in any SJW groups. They serves as punching bags and paypigs.
I suspect his distaste of the term "ally" came from Taylor Swift being recognized as an LGBT ally.

Performative ally bullshit:
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As an ally, how can Kevvie fail to be triggered by the word "lynching"?
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Trump, the galaxy-brained chessmaster, makes the world collectively say the triggering L-word in order to literally lynch niggers:
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Kevvie is jealous that some allies have bigger followings:
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There must be fewer than 100 things wrong with Rolling Stone's "list of Top 100 Singers of All Time" considering a lot of the names are niggers:
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"But I still constantly wonder if anything I wrote is worthwhile and doubt my own capability and knowledge."
You don't have to wonder Kevvie, and there is no doubt at all.

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Stop expecting your fav artists to be your savior perfect activist; not everyone can be Kween Bey-Bey!

And now that Beyond-shite is widely recognized as a Goddess-like Savior Activist, Kevvie experiences a poignant pang of midlife crisis:
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When time passes and Kevvie is consigned to an old-age home, he will continue to produce monologues like these:
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If you ever wonder why Kevvie was able to teach his Beyond-shite course for years, remember many of his fans (and Beyond-shite fans) are dumb:
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Incidentally this is the trash that comes with the preorders of his "book":
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A bunch of incoherent political rants:
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Nice ageism! A reminder that Hillary Rodham is also 72.

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The violent, sociopathic streak that got Kevvie locked up in the bin resurfaced:
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Speaking of the bin, he keeps on digging at his old wound:
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Bottom Pict from L to R:
Tanisha C. Ford: self-claimed cultural critic whose website takes forever to load. Associate Professor of Africana Studies & History at the University of Delaware.
Our Kevvie
Michael Arceneaux: famous for the book I Can't Date Jesus... I've Put My Faith in Beyoncé. Majored in Broadcasting Journalism
Kim Katrin: Human Rights Educator and artist.

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A pair of hands on the keyboard doesn't an educator make.

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Rekkington

Obama chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"
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A rare sensible moment from Kevvie:
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Still, you won't expect him to remain sensible for long:
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I don't think white people really hate being called white people.

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Maybe the problem is in your head?

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Nah, allies exist and are absolutely essential in any SJW groups. They serves as punching bags and paypigs.
I suspect his distaste of the term "ally" came from Taylor Swift being recognized as an LGBT ally.

Performative ally bullshit:
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As an ally, how can Kevvie fail to be triggered by the word "lynching"?
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Trump, the galaxy-brained chessmaster, makes the world collectively say the triggering L-word in order to literally lynch niggers:
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Kevvie is jealous that some allies have bigger followings:
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There must be fewer than 100 things wrong with Rolling Stone's "list of Top 100 Singers of All Time" considering a lot of the names are niggers:
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"But I still constantly wonder if anything I wrote is worthwhile and doubt my own capability and knowledge."
You don't have to wonder Kevvie, and there is no doubt at all.

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Stop expecting your fav artists to be your savior perfect activist; not everyone can be Kween Bey-Bey!

And now that Beyond-shite is widely recognized as a Goddess-like Savior Activist, Kevvie experiences a poignant pang of midlife crisis:
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When time passes and Kevvie is consigned to an old-age home, he will continue to produce monologues like these:
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If you ever wonder why Kevvie was able to teach his Beyond-shite course for years, remember many of his fans (and Beyond-shite fans) are dumb:
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Incidentally this is the trash that comes with the preorders of his "book":
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A bunch of incoherent political rants:
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Nice ageism! A reminder that Hillary Rodham is also 72.

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The violent, sociopathic streak that got Kevvie locked up in the bin resurfaced:
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Speaking of the bin, he keeps on digging at his old wound:
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Bottom Pict from L to R:
Tanisha C. Ford: self-claimed cultural critic whose website takes forever to load. Associate Professor of Africana Studies & History at the University of Delaware.
Our Kevvie
Michael Arceneaux: famous for the book I Can't Date Jesus... I've Put My Faith in Beyoncé. Majored in Broadcasting Journalism
Kim Katrin: Human Rights Educator and artist.

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A pair of hands on the keyboard doesn't an educator make.

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Damn imagine being so sad and cucked you go on a big rant about how you don't deserve to even be black peoples' friend.
 
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For once, he's not wrong.
The list is stupid and has lots of people who were well known as songwriters but who frankly didn't sing all that well. Also Morrissey is down at #92. Fuck that. And John Lennon over Paul McCartney. Like him or not, he wasn't as good a singer by any stretch of the imagination, and for singing alone, doesn't belong on the list at all. Lou Reed? Another great songwriter who mumbled his way through his own songs.