Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

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Honest Coyote

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Do you remember Kevvie's plan to write a memoir? Turns out what he really wants to write is an anti-Mormon screed:
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Any critical-thinking person will see the name "Kevin Allred" on the cover and buy the book -- as a gag gift.

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His memoir could go two ways. On one hand, Kevvie has never done anything special or interesting and his memoir
would be absolutely boring. He'd be better off doing a copy/paste of this thread, because at least we try to be funny.

On the other, he has delusions of edginess and radicalism despite swallowing the most corporatized product possible as a substitute for a personality, and delusions of courage despite being a certifiable whiny bitch. Remember his story about running off to his room and locking the door, and his dad "backing down" by letting him sit in there and not trying to kick his door open? Kevin thought it made him sound badass, not like a particularly obnoxious teenager. His entire story would be a series of self-owns without him ever realizing how he sounds to normal people. The other good thing that might happen is he could break a non-disclosure agreement with Rutgers. It would be awesome to see him try to start an autistic slap fight with the gender studies department. Either way, the only way his book would be good is as a stealth parody of aging, dysfunctional hipsters who think they're fighting the man while growing increasingly out of touch with the world around them.

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Kevvie will use his Capricon superpower to hex you. You're already dead but your body won't explode until August.
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Don't most AIDS tests take 6 months to show positive?
 

Apteryx Owenii

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Thanks for the update, but I think it could have used some spoiler tags.

That check wasn't for very much money, unless he got like exactly a million dollars or something.
It's $10,001. Basically "fuck off" money but it's still a complete pisser that they settled instead of driving him into debt trying to prove he's not a crazy asshole.

Don't know why he blacks out the amount, it's public record.
 

Doctor Placebo

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Let's start 2020 with something sane:

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Unless it's something a white person says to a POC or a straight person says to an LGBTQXYZ or a man says to a true and honest wahman, right Kevy? You've gotta draw the line somewhere or you have people saying Beyonce's music sucks, Christian bakeries politely refusing to cater gay weddings, and your dad telling you he raised you better than this. All of which are acts of white supremacists patriarchal heteronormative colonial violence on par with lynching, if you think about it.
 

Kosher Dill

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If you care about what Kevvie has on his bookshelves (note: it doesn't mean he reads the books):
Alice Walker:
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Octavia Butler and Tananarive Due
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Toni Morrison and Toni Cade Bambara
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Assorted feminist "poets"
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Zora Neale Hurston
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More "poets", I presume:
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"various Black women freedom fighters"
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James Baldwin and Black feminist anthologies:
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Music-related:
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This is deeply and thoroughgoingly weird. Who ever heard of someone - of any race - whose entire library is only black Americans? Imagine what a castrated mind you'd have to have to think no one from any other culture, past or present, had anything worthwhile to say.

I'm looking forward to his "FUCK YOU, DAD" exposé of Mormonism, just to see how bizarrely the religion gets twisted by using only his own resentful memories and whatever few black ex-Mormons wrote books.
 

Doctor Placebo

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This is deeply and thoroughgoingly weird. Who ever heard of someone - of any race - whose entire library is only black Americans? Imagine what a castrated mind you'd have to have to think no one from any other culture, past or present, had anything worthwhile to say.
It's what an obsessed, hardcore racist would do. Like I can very easily imagine a member of the Alt Right insisting on only reading and owning books by non-Jewish whites, and I can easily imagine a Hotep doing exactly what Kevy is doing. But since Kevy is a cracker, this is far, far more pathetic.

At least the few specimens of nutty black people who want to be Nazis and KKK members are lulzy. Self loathing white leftist SJW's like Allred are just boring. Since their opinions are just slightly more extreme versions of what woke academia and Hollywood shovels out on race, they don't even express themselves in funny or creative ways. At least Allred's Beyonce obsession is lulzy because he takes it to such creepy levels. Like if he met her on a bad day, would he go full Buffalo Bill? But his other hot takes on race, politics, and religion aren't even good for a laugh. They're the same mindless self loathing white drivel that thousands of woke SJW's vomit onto social media every day.
 

Positron

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It seems each of my updates must include how Kevvie is totally sick of social media and wants to quit it all. This time it was Kobe Bryant. In Kevvie's feminist circle everyone must be complaining how Bryan was a RAPIST!!!, with zero regard of his empowered blackness:
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But as long as Beyond-shite is still alive, Kevvie cannot take leave from Twitter. Despite the Grammys have bestowed the cunt with more awards than more-talented artists, they are still racist and hate black people!
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Beyond-shite is a winner precisely because she didn't win!
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Beyond-shite is so generous! She donated 7 million dollars!
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He bought some Beyond-shite shit but hesitated about the coolest, most expensive swag. And he calls himself a fan! :story:
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Kevvie's newest epiphany: Bernie Sanders is in exactly the same camp as Joe Rogan:
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Yup, Kevvie expects Sanders to win the election and then step aside for some pee o'sea woman, otherwise he is just one of those damn dirty selfish socialists.

EVIL WHITE WOMEN! DIE!!!!
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Kevvie is white, but unlike other white people, he is correct.
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It's my birthday. Give me money!
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Will Kev catch the Wu Flu? Stay tuned!
 
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Positron

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Long time no update, but I suspect we didn't miss anything!

First, a sample of Kevvie's trademark "no you" smugness that, to the uninitiated, might look like a glimmer of self-awareness:
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It seems our frustrated intellectual can't break through among the throng of Trump haters.

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Rutgers is in New Jersey, closest to the adopted home of covid-19 (New York). And this of course put Kevvie into panic mode:
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Kevvie keeps telling people to stay at home, yet he has regular "mini-breakdowns" doing so.
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No matter how hard he yammers about the virus, he still doesn't understand where it came from:
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College-educated deadbeats are all alike. The Timecube guy call them "educated stupid"; I call them "educated immoral".
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Kevvie the Consoomer:
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More likely the execs realized that this has-been has no market value nowadays.

Black women:
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There is at least one troon and one self-professed male crossdresser in his list.

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But every piece of shit shat out of a black woman's ass does.

And finally, this is how this fag looks like masked:
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No money for rent; plenty of money for fag shit.

And finally finally, some good news to dispel your covid blues.
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AnOminous

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I can't help but wonder how he knows there are so many people out getting coffee if he's taking his own advice and staying inside :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:
He's complaining about the lines in the coffee shops when he goes there to get his entirely necessary coffee, when all these fuckers are out getting their completely unnecessary coffee, like irresponsible assholes!
 

Positron

Anti-intellectual; pro common sense
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So here is our BLM Month update. I skip all his wanking over black feminists like Angelia Davies and Audre Lorde. No one needs to know about any single one of them, though Kevvie's kindly prepared a 3-page bibliography for anyone who don't value their time or their brain:
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Yup. These are all REQUIRED READING and it's just the first page!

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A teacher should value his students' time. Kevvie is not a good teacher.

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#ACAB
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"...get them off the streets and let them deal with their fuckin' issues in therapy." I'm sad that Rutgers didn't do likewise.

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I get it. The police force is supposed to reform thugs and rioters with love and understanding and empathy. Cops should put down their guns and tear-gas launchers, sit down, and let black people tell their story about why they must break the store window and grab the 80" QLED TV. After that we can all heal by singing Beyond-shite.

Like that coward Richard "Terra" Jones, Kevvie shits on the children of cops too:
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The dump I just took was more poetic than this shit.


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The only celebrity whose politics must be taken seriously is BeyBey.
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Kevvie is the One True Ally of Black People; all others are performative shams who do it all wrong:
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Very clear. I'm sure every ally knows exactly what to do.

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So did Kevvie did the performative minimum and hold a placard in the streets?

Kevvie, good ally he is, makes BLM all about himself:
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Because white people prefer to imagine people who have different experience from theirs to die.
Here is an example:
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No you!
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On a more personal front, Kevvie ponders how he can make himself useful:
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I really hope a homeless saga in the offing, but this being NY I'm not holding my breath.

I'm amazed how all these broke people can afford hair dye:
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Ginger Piglet

Burglar of Jess Phillips MP
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So here is our BLM Month update. I skip all his wanking over black feminists like Angelia Davies and Audre Lorde. No one needs to know about any single one of them, though Kevvie's kindly prepared a 3-page bibliography for anyone who don't value their time or their brain:
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Yup. These are all REQUIRED READING and it's just the first page!

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A teacher should value his students' time. Kevvie is not a good teacher.

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#ACAB
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"...get them off the streets and let them deal with their fuckin' issues in therapy." I'm sad that Rutgers didn't do likewise.

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I get it. The police force is supposed to reform thugs and rioters with love and understanding and empathy. Cops should put down their guns and tear-gas launchers, sit down, and let black people tell their story about why they must break the store window and grab the 80" QLED TV. After that we can all heal by singing Beyond-shite.

Like that coward Richard "Terra" Jones, Kevvie shits on the children of cops too:
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The dump I just took was more poetic than this shit.


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The only celebrity whose politics must be taken seriously is BeyBey.
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Kevvie is the One True Ally of Black People; all others are performative shams who do it all wrong:
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Very clear. I'm sure every ally knows exactly what to do.

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So did Kevvie did the performative minimum and hold a placard in the streets?

Kevvie, good ally he is, makes BLM all about himself:
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Because white people prefer to imagine people who have different experience from theirs to die.
Here is an example:
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No you!
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On a more personal front, Kevvie ponders how he can make himself useful:
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I really hope a homeless saga in the offing, but this being NY I'm not holding my breath.

I'm amazed how all these broke people can afford hair dye:
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Lol. Every time you kill a black person, they kill a cop. Like that's not going to result in massive racial tensions and a legal and police clampdown that would have the effect of bringing back Jim Crow.

Also, lol @ how all that poetry is basically
prose with
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random places.

Also also, that hair is even worse than his manbun-mullet combo from my OP.
 

Honest Coyote

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Could saying your not paying on principle vs. inabilty due to financial hardship lead to legal trouble? Seems like a great tool for the landlord to use if they wanted. Once the Coronavirus restrictions are eased, evictions are back on the table (August 20th), and I can't imagine it'll inspire too much sympathy from a judge. Seems like dumbass just fucked himself by being an attention whore on social media.
 

Ginger Piglet

Burglar of Jess Phillips MP
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Could saying your not paying on principle vs. inabilty due to financial hardship lead to legal trouble? Seems like a great tool for the landlord to use if they wanted. Once the Coronavirus restrictions are eased, evictions are back on the table (August 20th), and I can't imagine it'll inspire too much sympathy from a judge. Seems like dumbass just fucked himself by being an attention whore on social media.
Not a burger lawyer, but I'm not entirely sure that a Government body would have a right to do that. Would that not arguably result in expropriation without compensation?