Skitzocow Kevin D Blanch - Ex-Mormon Fukushima conspiracy theorist, anti-nuclear crusader, crazy old man

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0xDEADBEEF

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There’s a weird group of people out there who believe radiation from the Fukushima nuclear power plant disaster in 2011 is killing them. While doing research on this community, I stumbled upon somebody so strange I believe he deserves his very own thread.

Let me introduce you to Mr. Kevin Blanch, a loony old man on a crusade to expose Obama for causing his cancer.

But first, a song:


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Before his diagnosis, Mr. Blanch was like a lot of other conservative old men on Youtube. He liked to rant about banks, ex-Mormonism, big business, his self-proclaimed financial genius. He lived in Ogden, Utah, and owned a small business that did stucco siding and plastering. Sadly, his life was changed forever on October 13, 2011, when he was diagnosed with Lukemia.




While nobody, even lolcows, deserves to get cancer, Kevin’s response to it wasn’t exactly… rational. The Fukushima nuclear power disaster had happened just seven months earlier, and while it’s unlikely anybody ever be able to prove it, Kevin decided that it was solely responsible for what happened to him. He dove head-first into the deep end, and hasn’t come up for air since.

He now travels around the country with nearly $20,000 he’s raised from the Fukushima-consipiracy community, delivering Fedsmoker-style rants on Youtube and interrupting government panels on nuclear policy. Even though he’s lived more than five years beyond his doctor’s estimate, and appears to be in remission, his crusade continues. He desperately wants the world to know that Obama knew about the dangers posed by Fukushima’s radiation, and (for some reason) lied to the American people about it.



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This one is a mix between an autistic rant about eugenics, and a rap that mixes Nirvana with Michel Jackson.


“Don’t take it personally, but you’re all scum”


You're totally not crazy.



He claims to have a “Freelance PhD” in Socieconomics, and recently wrote a 149-page book you can own for the low low price of $955.

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Link (archive)

Don’t want to pay for it? Don’t worry, he has a video series where he reads it to you.



Recently, he’s been making trips to Washington DC, taking part in marches with mask-wearing weens in an ADF-style beret. Up until a few years ago, he also ran a radio show called "Post Ignorance", but it appears to be defunct now (even though he's still advertising it for some reason).

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You can find his posting his crazy ramblings mainly on Youtube and Facebook. There’s a lot to go through here so I’ll be digging into this guy for a while.

Facebook
Youtube
Resume (archive)
GoFundMe (archive)
Personal Site (archive)
Old radio show (archive)
Disqus (archive)
 
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Patrick McCormack

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Feline Darkmage

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Believe me, our humor is of the most refined variety available. Probe the darkest realms of insidious corruption which are demonstrably manifesting in the rape, pillage, poisoning and incontrovertible, irrevocable transmogrification and unalterable mutation of the fragile life-envelope of this planet...if the systematic dismantling of sacred perfections of unrecoverable, irreparable sacred genome kingdoms amuses you, you might be a a neonic neonicotinoid irradiated paramecium.

what?
 
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VJ 120

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Believe me, our humor is of the most refined variety available. Probe the darkest realms of insidious corruption which are demonstrably manifesting in the rape, pillage, poisoning and incontrovertible, irrevocable transmogrification and unalterable mutation of the fragile life-envelope of this planet...if the systematic dismantling of sacred perfections of unrecoverable, irreparable sacred genome kingdoms amuses you, you might be a a neonic neonicotinoid irradiated paramecium.
Can someone translate this from :autism: into English please?
 

0xDEADBEEF

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Believe me, our humor is of the most refined variety available. Probe the darkest realms of insidious corruption which are demonstrably manifesting in the rape, pillage, poisoning and incontrovertible, irrevocable transmogrification and unalterable mutation of the fragile life-envelope of this planet...if the systematic dismantling of sacred perfections of unrecoverable, irreparable sacred genome kingdoms amuses you, you might be a a neonic neonicotinoid irradiated paramecium.

Thanks for bumping my forgotten thread, exceptional individual.

I think Fukushima's radiation is affecting your brain. Your word-salad bullshit isn't convincing anyone here. If you want us to believe your conspiracy theory, show us some fucking proof.
 
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AA 102

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Believe me, our humor is of the most refined variety available. Probe the darkest realms of insidious corruption which are demonstrably manifesting in the rape, pillage, poisoning and incontrovertible, irrevocable transmogrification and unalterable mutation of the fragile life-envelope of this planet...if the systematic dismantling of sacred perfections of unrecoverable, irreparable sacred genome kingdoms amuses you, you might be a a neonic neonicotinoid irradiated paramecium.
You should add some dressing to that word salad you just made.
 

Tranhuviya

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Believe me, our humor is of the most refined variety available. Probe the darkest realms of insidious corruption which are demonstrably manifesting in the rape, pillage, poisoning and incontrovertible, irrevocable transmogrification and unalterable mutation of the fragile life-envelope of this planet...if the systematic dismantling of sacred perfections of unrecoverable, irreparable sacred genome kingdoms amuses you, you might be a a neonic neonicotinoid irradiated paramecium.
What did he mean by this?
 

Telefunken

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Believe me, our humor is of the most refined variety available. Probe the darkest realms of insidious corruption which are demonstrably manifesting in the rape, pillage, poisoning and incontrovertible, irrevocable transmogrification and unalterable mutation of the fragile life-envelope of this planet...if the systematic dismantling of sacred perfections of unrecoverable, irreparable sacred genome kingdoms amuses you, you might be a a neonic neonicotinoid irradiated paramecium.

Can someone translate this from :autism: into English please?

I took a College level Environmental English class where we had to read schizophrenic rants like this about nuclear power on a daily basis. Let me translate this exceptional individual into English.

Analysis:
1. He claims that they are better than us, and that they have better jokes.
2. "Look, corporate nuclear power is poisoning us and ruing the environment and our DNA"
3. "You seem to find the changing of DNA in the environment to be funny. If so you must love bee killing pesticides, you single celled microbe."

Tl:dr: he is trying to claim intellectual superiority to us by badly imitating academic language.

Notes:
1. Neonic and neonicotinoid mean the same thing; they both refer to a pesticide that kills bees.
2. Paramecium: a single celled microbe
3. We had several people in our class who would rant like this. They were very stupid.
4. The word "transmogrification" in this sentence is totally redundant. The word "life-envelope" is a synonym for environment.
5."[Y]ou might be a a neonic neonicotinoid irradiated paramecium" appears to be a poor metaphor, and the sentence structure and word order used demonstrates a very poor understanding of grammar.

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This appears to be his youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEAFalQ-KrHRi_sdbZWZgbg
 
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The Dude

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I'm reasonably certain I've run into this cat before when I lived in Ogden during 2005. I moved up there after I married Mrs. Dude in May of that year and we rented a basement apartment while she finished college. I was a supervisor at a video store and this guy, if it's him, came in several times a week. He always gave us the creeps because he'd rent things like Olsen Twins movies or other films staring little girls, yet he never had kids with him. He also discussed conspiracy theories with the clerks, asking us things like if we thought 9/11 was a false flag attack, what our views on aliens were, the JFK assassination...all kinds of weird stuff. I didn't mind talking conspiracies with him because I find them entertaining, but he had a very weird vibe to him. I usually took care of him because the girls working there didn't feel comfortable around him. He would openly check them out, clearly undressing them with his eyes, and he'd say things like how he thought they were pretty, complimenting them, and asking if they had boyfriends. Especially the two high school girls we had working there. When I saw him coming to the counter I would tell the girls it was time for their breaks so they wouldn't have to deal with him. He'd usually give me a dirty look when I did this, but he was at least polite while dealing with me.

Edit: I could possibly be wrong, this was over a decade ago, but this guy sure looks and sounds like how I remember the video weirdo, only older obviously. I've got a pretty good memory for people like this, which is why I've done so well in my current field as a security officer and have been promoted several times.
 
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waptek

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as strontium 90 bone seeker he blamed is low likelihood cause for him i looked up Acute myeloid leukemia,
it is typically fatal within weeks or months if left untreated & found it may be related to benzene exposure,

i looked up pre mixed mortar stucco or masonry composition ingredients & found that some are 2% LAB
(linear alkyl benzene) by weight so this may be the real cause so it may be occupational exposure caused
 

Wm Chuckaspear

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Necro'ing to note a cow crossover in 2021:

Marissa Morris, a schizy pseudo composer whose peek-a-boo game with YT videos slagging Null led to Smutley's preserving her videos on Porn Hub, is yammering about Blanch - and Dana Durnford. Those two are sane, but their debunkers are wackos who get lots of views and money, which makes Marissa jealous.

Background: Marissa has a second thread commemorating her flaming days as a KF poster. She also distinguished herself by calling Tommy when he was streaming to recruit him to her anti-KF campaign and learned - from Tommy - about the dog masturbation and statutory rape incidents. Marissa's a prissy 50-something virgin and not an ancient free-love hippy like Tommy, but after some stunned word gargle she returned to combining forces to fight the evil that is us. Also recruited the mountain Jews and McKim because, as with her admiration for Blanch, genius always recognizes genius.
 

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