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[Aunt Carol]

What the genuine fuck did you just put into my head

Rate me optimistic, I guess, but when someone says "clown sex worker," it creates a certain expectation.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

From here, which is his wife's obit: "Ross and Ruth moved to Abilene in 1970 and began worshiping with the S. 11th and Willis Church of Christ. They were instrumental in beginning the deaf ministry at Willis in 1971. Ruth traveled to Kenya to work with the deaf in 1987, '89, and '91. After Willis started building Sam's Place, an orphanage for deaf children in Kenya, she taught Willis women how to quilt."

Which makes Wedge's "I was deaf and my horrible cult stopped me from doing ASL and told me it was government devices in my teeth" claim kind of spurious. Two of his grandparents, in the same "cult" he was in, worked with deaf kids for an extended period of time. Two of his cousins are ASL interpreters for hospitals, for fuck's sake. The idea that they were like "no, fuck James in particular, if he learns ASL it's the work of the devil" is absolutely ridiculous

I can actually believe that his family didn't want him to use ASL. As previously mentioned he's only slightly hard of hearing. They probably got fed up with their son who's perfectly able to hear wanting to only communicate through ASL.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

I think some of his issues getting the orchi were just "people not filing the right paperwork", which like... global pandemic, doctors have better things to do than lop your balls off. That said, I didn't get schizo vibes from anything he's posted - other than the "government in my teeth" thing, he seems too lucid and coherently written and non-paranoid (by troon standards, anyways) to be a schizo. Might just be very well-controlled with medication, but schizos are known for going off their meds intermittently so I'd have thought I'd see something still.

I'd personally put the timeline down to exaggeration. The bits where dates don't line up are always the bits where it'd be cooler if he exaggerated - spending a longer time in the cult, spending five years dating men before flouncing at his parents about being gay, being out as trans for even longer. I think he's just stretching times and dates to make stuff seem more impressive or serious imho.

Yeah, that's actually a thing in schizophrenia. Paranoia isn't required, the disconnect from reality is. Somebody who is obvious schizophrenic to everybody is really far gone, while Wedge may still be mostly there. Admittedly, working out any of this is a bitch when, well, the person in question is a troon. But if Wedge really is believing he had PiV with Kev and creampied Kev when Kev's amhole is non-functional and Wedge doesn't have the anatomy for doing creampies anymore...

I think we can safely say that there definitely is a disconnect from reality.

As for not filing the right paperwork: balls that are sus (cancerous, infected, necrotic, suspected of any of the above) can be gotten done in a week if the ORs are open. But the paperwork would require things like showing that this is...well...not just "LOL I wanna cut off somebody's balls!" and the patient is giving full, proper consent. If there's doubts about the patient's mental health being up to snuff...

That's why I said that self-admitted mental health issues would have been causing Wedge problems there. Consider the shitshow it could end up being for the doctor (and hospital) if you had somebody who has multiple personalities and they didn't all agree with the bottom surgery.

 

[stupid frog]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/how-an-anarchist-commune-for-queer-people-grew-a-haven-in-conservative-rural-colorado.89024/

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

TBF I can understand this sentiment.

Personal revelation, after some self-reflection: it turns out I have so much more respect for a clown prostitute, one who goes all-in on the clown schtick, than I do for a troon. If Wedge just went around in his mime/Cirque-level makeup all the time, I would just think "huh, OK. Man, I should watch Shakes the Clown again."

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This isn't to say that Wedge is currently an adequate clown prostitute. I'd want to see erotic balloon animals, honking dildo, big shoe/dick jokes, pulling flags-of-all-nations from an anus, I dunno...seltzer-squirting falsies? I'm not the clown expert here; Wedge should be on top of this schtick.

Have you met Lil Lunchbox?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Have you met Lil Lunchbox?

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This is exactly the level of commitment and passion Wedge should aspire to, and her performative clownhood outshines the entire Tranch's weak attempts at performative femininity. Does she like alpacas?

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I don't quite get that Simpsons gif. Is Wedge saying that while he was jerking himself off onto Kevin's amhole—I'm sorry, giving him a "creampie"—that he accidentally blasted him in the eye with jizz?

 

[pog]

balls that are sus (cancerous, infected, necrotic,

amogus

 

[lowenergy]

I don't quite get that Simpsons gif. Is Wedge saying that while he was jerking himself off onto Kevin's amhole—I'm sorry, giving him a "creampie"—that he accidentally blasted him in the eye with jizz?

I think it’s meant as a metaphor for their beautiful lovemaking. Wedge cumming on/in the Amhole is like a Snake in the Can gag: a little startling, definitely cheap/unsatisfying, a poor facsimile of the real thing, and ultimately disappointing for everyone involved.

edit: wordz

 

[pog]

Spoiler: it turns out kevryn wasnt sus................

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Which makes Wedge's "I was deaf and my horrible cult stopped me from doing ASL and told me it was government devices in my teeth" claim kind of spurious. Two of his grandparents, in the same "cult" he was in, worked with deaf kids for an extended period of time

United Church of Christ and Unitarian Universalist are both too conservative for people like this. They see everything with Christian roots as a "cult" and want it dismantled

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

United Church of Christ and Unitarian Universalist are both too conservative for people like this. They see everything with Christian roots as a "cult" and want it dismantled

And will chimp out if you are not comfortable with it, because you actually passed actual history classes on the basis of knowing history...and don't think religious bigotry can ever be justified.

It's kind of ironic that some of the best evidence for their claims of White privilege is how they react to people suggesting that it might be always wrong to be a bigot, actually. A lot of this seems to be a carry-over from the Tumblrinas who fled to Twitter--that somebody like Kev or Wedge are the most oppressed people ever and have it so very hard compared to everybody ever, compared to...I don't know...a kid who's a victim of sex trafficking.

Which is probably also how they justify a lot of what they do.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Unitarian Universalist

I don't want to know how euphoric you have to be to view a ”religion”, that can best be described as a collection of the various different heresies and false religions that have constantly attacked Christianity mashed up into one globalist mess, as fundamentalist.

 

[Gone Ham]

Daily Kev Twitter dump
He's turning against Nintendo or something??
Stole power by playing ooverwootch
Absolutely revolting Dilation thread (NSFL)

Bonus theory: Wedge has been quiet on twitter for over 7 hours, while Kevie hasn't. Has he learned we found his past? Or is he traveling back home, leaving us with no video????

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Kev's taken Jim up the mezzanine.

https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1383494549255852034

And there he looms...

 

[Divine right to rule]

Kev's taken Jim up the mezzanine.

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https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1383494549255852034

And there he looms...

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They are all in one place. Now, I am not suggesting anything, but if Earl and his right-wing deathsquad was to strike, now would be an ideal opportunity.

 

[SIGSEGV]

They are all in one place. Now, I am not suggesting anything, but if Earl and his right-wing deathsquad was to strike, now would be an ideal opportunity.

I'm on my way.

 

[Gone Ham]

Earl and the Chuds preparing to storm the Tranch (colorized, 2021)

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

The Kevvie Krew shitposts have been exceptionally high in quality and quantity today.

 

[Pizdec]

The fun part in all this is knowing Kev and Wedge probably just pissed on each other and called it good, seeing as neither of them can achieve an actual orgasm.