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[Semiprofessional Sperg]

The fun part in all this is knowing Kev and Wedge probably just pissed on each other and called it good, seeing as neither of them can achieve an actual orgasm.

I hope the janny took one step in, smelled the piss and just quit instead of cleaning the room. Actually, I hope the hotel designated it a biohazard and burned down the entire building, because forcing someone to clean that room would be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I hope the janny took one step in, smelled the piss and just quit instead of cleaning the room. Actually, I hope the hotel designated it a biohazard and burned down the entire building, because forcing someone to clean that room would be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

But Kevryn's got alllll kinds of trans cuties about to be visiting him from Twitter for hot lesbian sex, now that they're all vaccinated and Kevryn's forgotten about the militia threat saga.

The hotel would be wise to just mark out one room for them, and track their individual staff members' exposure time.

 

[White Devil]

I hope the janny took one step in, smelled the piss and just quit instead of cleaning the room. Actually, I hope the hotel designated it a biohazard and burned down the entire building, because forcing someone to clean that room would be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

We never signed it.

 

[Swan]

I hope the janny took one step in, smelled the piss and just quit instead of cleaning the room. Actually, I hope the hotel designated it a biohazard and burned down the entire building, because forcing someone to clean that room would be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

I've actually been thinking for a little bit and I'm starting to wonder if Kevin paid James to have sex with him. After all, Wedge is a prostitute and I find it strange that there's no mention on either of their profiles about being in a "relationship" (despite Kevin calling him DADDYYYyyyY~ all the time). Hell, I'd say Kevin and Wedge have a better relationship than Kev and his "Mxstress".

Tfw the only way you can get laid is paying an ugly shemale who draws on his eyebrows with sharpie and no balls to piss in your necrotic, sealed up Amhole.

 

[Fareal]

my name, it is wedge
my anus is wreck
tranny whore, so edge
can’t get tugboat check
when no more food left
and OnlyFans money run low
i hold my breath
i lik the amhole

 

[s0mbra]

Daily Kev Twitter dump
He's turning against Nintendo or something??
Stole power by playing ooverwootch
Absolutely revolting Dilation thread (NSFL)

Bonus theory: Wedge has been quiet on twitter for over 7 hours, while Kevie hasn't. Has he learned we found his past? Or is he traveling back home, leaving us with no video????

>He plays the story missions on normal
My throwaway joke about him being shit at OW wasn't a joke apparently. For those who aren't autistic enough to subject yourself to OW, normal is so easy it's legitimately boring.

 

[White Devil]

>He plays the story missions on normal
My throwaway joke about him being shit at OW wasn't a joke apparently. For those who aren't autistic enough to subject yourself to OW, normal is so easy it's legitimately boring.

I always thought OW was just a straight TF2 rip marketed directly at deviants.

 

[s0mbra]

I always thought OW was just a straight TF2 rip marketed directly at deviants.

Pretty much, yeah.
There's a few short "story" missions they bring out every year where your team fight through hoards of bots and are pretty easy in general (unless you have retarded teamates).

It's totally just his rural internet though I'm sure, not him just being bad at everything he does.

 

[Cerabella]

 

[Gone Ham]

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Kevin mention the farm, hi Kevin.
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Ah kevie, we do it because we love you

 

[Doodle]

Kevin mention the farm, hi Kevin.
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Kevin: "They have 1000 pages on me! Its scary!"

You ever wonder if they ever put 2 and 2 together and realize that if they didn't document every insane and grotesque thing they do through Twitter multipe times per day that agriculturalists would have no material to work with.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Kevin mention the farm, hi Kevin.

They need to quit calling us "Diet Nazis" we are all firmly dedicated to the ideals of National Socialism so "diet" doesn't apply, and in another sense, we also don't give a rat's ass if they eat too much food.

(Although Will is a bit skinny, maybe he needs to try some of Kevin's eggs so that he doesn't waste away).

 

[Gone Ham]

They need to quit calling us "Diet Nazis" we are all firmly dedicated to the ideals of National Socialism so "diet" doesn't apply, and in another sense, we also don't give a rat's ass if they eat too much food.

(Although Will is a bit skinny, maybe he needs to try some of Kevin's eggs so that he doesn't waste away).

We’re the Göring of the high command. We don’t do “diets”

 

[SIGSEGV]

You ever wonder if they ever put 2 and 2 together

Nope, can't say that I do.

 

[stupid frog]

I've actually been thinking for a little bit and I'm starting to wonder if Kevin paid James to have sex with him. After all, Wedge is a prostitute and I find it strange that there's no mention on either of their profiles about being in a "relationship" (despite Kevin calling him DADDYYYyyyY~ all the time). Hell, I'd say Kevin and Wedge have a better relationship than Kev and his "Mxstress".

Tfw the only way you can get laid is paying an ugly shemale who draws on his eyebrows with sharpie and no balls to piss in your necrotic, sealed up Amhole.

Kevin is paying for a prostitute. He pays for everything in their encounters.

 

[SIGSEGV]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1383962376609796102 (archived)
How does he know its his favorite if he's never experienced it?

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Kevin mention the farm, hi Kevin.

Man, if only there was a way to not garner attention online. Like for example not being a complete degenerate and not posting completely retarded thing on twitter 24/7.

 

[Chef Hanlon]

Kevin: "They have 1000 pages on me! Its scary!"

You ever wonder if they ever put 2 and 2 together and realize that if they didn't document every insane and grotesque thing they do through Twitter multipe times per day that agriculturalists would have no material to work with.

That's a just a testament to how brazen they are. They believe they should be immune from any and all criticism for whatever dumb thing they say as a public figure, but they're also the same type of people to parrot "freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences!" and "There's no such thing as cancel culture!". Bullshit they're hypocrites to the nth degree. They like when consequences happen to other people, but can't stand when the same happens to themselves.

Also, hello Kevin, don't flatter yourself. Most of the users on this thread follow a plethora of other cows too. You aren't special, you just happen to overshare the most gross shit, and that's why you're at 1000. I would barely call it an obsession to screencap a few dumb things you post on twatter and then say, "Hey this is kinda disgusting". People don't need this thread to make you look bad. Average women on twitter, who don't know you, stumble upon your account and are immediately repulsed by reading any random excerpt from you. You do a good enough job making yourself look bad without us. The only person who turned your life into a public spectacle is YOU.

 

[Groovelord Neato]

Kevin mention the farm, hi Kevin.
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Hypergranulation (also known as over granulation or proud flesh) is a common non-life threatening phenomena. Hypergranulation is characterised by the appearance of light red or dark pink flesh that can be smooth, bumpy
or granular and forms beyond the surface of the stoma opening.137 It is often moist, soft to touch and may bleed easily. It is normal to expect a small amount of granulation around the site.


Love to describe my shiny new genitalia using a wound complication

 

[retard strength]

> become physical therapist to help people recover mobility after accidents, injuries, and invasive surgeries

> have mtf troon show up and demand you look at their voluntarily inverted penis monstrosity and stick a chopstick 2mm into it