Horrorcow Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Dustlord]

ranch update!

oh my god, the new ranch is an absolute fuckin lemon

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a potentially hazardous house, soon to be with no power, alpacas presumably still yet to be relocated, and a potential lolsuit on the way

taking bets on what the gofundme goal is going to be, i'm guessing 25 grand

So their inspector didn't even give them any paperwork or documents? I'm no expert but I'd be very skeptical and look into a second opinion before I bought a property if that was the case.
If they're going to run a business, it can't hurt to double check everything anyway.

 

[Bani]

Costings time for Kevin's most recent purchases! I was planning to wait until the very end of the month but with the revelation of the new ranch troubles I couldn't resist.

$87.96: Four Transformers Earthrise deluxe figures @ 21.99 each (Earthrise is a continuation of the Siege line, which I've already criticized in this thread for its unpleasantly brittle plastics. Basically they're shit and will probably crumble in a year)
$263: Pink Nintendo Switch (he already has one)
$60: Animal Crossing New Horizons
$9.99: Final Fantasy Tactics for his e-boyfriend
$150: 5 plushie toys @ $30 each (see previous link)
$250: Lego dinosaur set (see previous, & thanks to Gizmoduck for the find)

We're up to $820.95 in confirmed purchases this month. Combined with my previous tally we're looking at a total of $1,196 spent so far this year on toys and video games.

Twelve-hundred dollars, and that doesn't even take shipping into account. That's more than someone who actually has a child would spend on toys.

A grown ass man, over thirty years old, with no children, spending over a thousand dollars on toys in less than three months. I assume he also puts some of his inheritence towards the troon ranch (otherwise they wouldn't want him there lol) so who wants to bet he isn't putting any of this money aside and will be totally fucked when he runs out? Is he going to go back to selling his shitty pony art at sweaty furry conventions? Can't wait for that saga.

 

[Old Fart]

$150: 5 plushie toys @ $30 each (see previous link)

Thirty US quid for a pluche... thingy?!? Are they filled with coke or something?

 

[James Howlett]

Twelve-hundred dollars, and that doesn't even take shipping into account. That's more than someone who actually has a child would spend on toys.

A grown ass man, over thirty years old, with no children, spending over a thousand dollars on toys in less than three months. I assume he also puts some of his inheritence towards the troon ranch (otherwise they wouldn't want him there lol) so who wants to bet he isn't putting any of this money aside and will be totally fucked when he runs out? Is he going to go back to selling his shitty pony art at sweaty furry conventions? Can't wait for that saga.

I agree that he's not saving any money, but I doubt Kevin will ever try to create his own income ever again. The only saga happening after the inheritance runs out is the "42% saga"

 

[Shield Breaker]

Costings time for Kevin's most recent purchases! I was planning to wait until the very end of the month but with the revelation of the new ranch troubles I couldn't resist.

$87.96: Four Transformers Earthrise deluxe figures @ 21.99 each (Earthrise is a continuation of the Siege line, which I've already criticized in this thread for its unpleasantly brittle plastics. Basically they're shit and will probably crumble in a year)
$263: Pink Nintendo Switch (he already has one)
$60: Animal Crossing New Horizons
$9.99: Final Fantasy Tactics for his e-boyfriend
$150: 5 plushie toys @ $30 each (see previous link)
$250: Lego dinosaur set (see previous, & thanks to Gizmoduck for the find)

We're up to $820.95 in confirmed purchases this month. Combined with my previous tally we're looking at a total of $1,196 spent so far this year on toys and video games.

All I got from this is that assholes like this are the reason why shit is overpriced when I buy toys for my kids.

 

[Witthel]

Costings time for Kevin's most recent purchases! I was planning to wait until the very end of the month but with the revelation of the new ranch troubles I couldn't resist.

$87.96: Four Transformers Earthrise deluxe figures @ 21.99 each (Earthrise is a continuation of the Siege line, which I've already criticized in this thread for its unpleasantly brittle plastics. Basically they're shit and will probably crumble in a year)
$263: Pink Nintendo Switch (he already has one)
$60: Animal Crossing New Horizons
$9.99: Final Fantasy Tactics for his e-boyfriend
$150: 5 plushie toys @ $30 each (see previous link)
$250: Lego dinosaur set (see previous, & thanks to Gizmoduck for the find)

We're up to $820.95 in confirmed purchases this month. Combined with my previous tally we're looking at a total of $1,196 spent so far this year on toys and video games.

Sorry for the bit of powerlevel here, but as someone who grew up in a family that had to rely on government assistance just to afford bills and necessities it truly pisses me off not only watching someone lucky enough to obtain an inheritance like Kevin Splurge all of it on fucking legos, plushies and video games. But also seeing all of the other trannies on the ranch constantly grift and e-beg and actually having it fulfilled solely because they pumped themselves full of horse piss.

Life truly isn't fair, isn't it?

 

[stupid fuck]

tons of sperging today, he's celebrating 7000 followers, so here's the skinny

twitter is this dude's life

pretty sure he's saying he just wants to fuck Bradley Manning

why can't i hold all these crossovers

Zinnia, Horny Thorney, Bradley Manning, Sonicfox and Renfamous all showed up on his twitter today, along with a ton of lolcalves and repeat offenders i recognize from the troon social media thread here. the rat king hungers thirsts.

0w0


Kevin's e-boyfriend "DevourerRose" chiming in at the end there with the most retarded take ever

everyone in Kevin's circle of "friends" are coomers, consoomers, stooners and perpetually fucking unemployed

crossover with Horny Thorney


still delusional


nigga you gay


troon fight troon fight troon fight


"holding the fort"

by the way Bonnie did another video today and, as expected, his voice is 110% male, not even attempting to imitate a female

like all troons, Kevin is a sociopath who wants to see people who disgree with him fucking die


so just like real life, Kev


i wonder how well this tweet will age


gross


ranch info, alpaca move starting soon


please file a lolsuit


and finally, DEEP Kevin lore: he says he used to be engaged before he torpedoed his entire life, flipped his cock inside out and ran away to join Cirque du Ladydiqué


edit: now that we know he was engaged and presumably broke it off to live out his fetishes, leaving a confused ex and estranged family behind, has Kevin finally checked the last box on the troon trope list? is he now the Ubertroon?

 

[Raging Capybara]

He's lying. He never had a girlfriend, I still think he's a virgin.

 

[Gizmoduck]

Maybe it's time for a new poll to see where everyone stands, but this creep is definitely a virgin imo. He's never said a single word that didn't just reinforce the incel vibe.

 

[0 1]

tons of sperging today, he's celebrating 7000 followers, so here's the skinny

twitter is this dude's life
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pretty sure he's saying he just wants to fuck Bradley Manning

why can't i hold all these crossovers
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Zinnia, Horny Thorney, Bradley Manning, Sonicfox and Renfamous all showed up on his twitter today, along with a ton of lolcalves and repeat offenders i recognize from the troon social media thread here. the rat king hungers thirsts.

0w0
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Kevin's e-boyfriend "DevourerRose" chiming in at the end there with the most exceptional take ever
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everyone in Kevin's circle of "friends" are coomers, consoomers, stooners and perpetually fucking unemployed

crossover with Horny Thorney
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still delusional
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nigga you gay
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troon fight troon fight troon fight
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"holding the fort"
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by the way Bonnie did another video today and, as expected, his voice is 110% male, not even attempting to imitate a female

like all troons, Kevin is a sociopath who wants to see people who disgree with him fucking die
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so just like real life, Kev
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i wonder how well this tweet will age
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gross
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ranch info, alpaca move starting soon
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please file a lolsuit
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and finally, DEEP Kevin lore: he says he used to be engaged before he torpedoed his entire life, flipped his cock inside out and ran away to join Cirque du Ladydiqué
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edit: now that we know he was engaged and presumably broke it off to live out his fetishes, leaving a confused ex and estranged family behind, has Kevin finally checked the last box on the troon trope list? is he now the Ubertroon?

Liking Sonicfox is the litmus test of whether or not you judge people based on identity rather than personality and morals. Not even other furries like Sonicfox since he's an obnoxious greaseball with a gore fetish.

Anyway, speaking of tweets aging poorly, here's a reminder that Kevin said this on the third of this month, and we are now nearly a month out from him saying this.

 

[Witthel]

Liking Sonicfox is the litmus test of whether or not you judge people based on identity rather than personality and morals. Not even other furries like Sonicfox since he's an obnoxious greaseball with a gore fetish.

Anyway, speaking of tweets aging poorly, here's a reminder that Kevin said this on the third of this month, and we are now nearly a month out from him saying this.

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Not surprising at all that he couldn't take a break from twitter. Because just like porn, it's pretty much the only meaningful thing in his life, without it, he has nothing.

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

nigga you gay
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Buff anime girls you say? Why aren't you showing your face then you absolute troglodyte? Is it because you're a mutilated husk of a man?

 

[Tomssu]

Our boy KevKev? I think not.

Please shut up

 

[Norman B. Normal]

and finally, DEEP Kevin lore: he says he used to be engaged before he torpedoed his entire life, flipped his cock inside out and ran away to join Cirque du Ladydiqué
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Okay, I'm calling it now: There is no "Kevin." This whole profile is an extended creative writing exercise by a group of TERF students at Bryn Mawr.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

View attachment 1206101Our boy KevKev? I think not.
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lol, keep telling yourself that. Nobody wants a sex partner who cries about their genitals and/or mutilated hole while fucking.

 

[fnaarf]

Thirty US quid for a pluche... thingy?‽ Are they filled with coke or something?

My first instinct was to say that that's not a bad price if it's a handmade and good quality plushie from Etsy, and then I scrolled up. No. Ten bucks in a thrift store, and even then they'd sit there for eight months until the right child threw a tantrum over them. It's kind of amazing to me that the ranch can't seem to pool together their collective funds what with Kevin's bottomless wallet.

 

[sadstuck]

Am I the only one who is absolutely horrified that there are 7000 people who want to hear from this sick freak? 7000 people are ok with him (unsuccessfully) pleasuring himself to the thought of himself as a baby?

 

[Sonya-chan]

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"trans people are better at sex" is literally something I head from all trans chasers.

 

[lololololagain]

like all troons, Kevin is a sociopath who wants to see people who disgree with him fucking die

You get banned for misgendering but a ugly tranny can flat out wish death on someone.


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edit: now that we know he was engaged and presumably broke it off to live out his fetishes, leaving a confused ex and estranged family behind, has Kevin finally checked the last box on the troon trope list? is he now the Ubertroon?

Why is he calling someone he was engaged to "straight girl" it sounds like it's kind of shade. He really hates any woman or straight person that doesn't think he's a woman or wants to fuck him. Which is 98% of all women/straight people irl. People tolerate ugly troons.
what does her sexuality have to do with it? he could've just said his ex. Maybe I'm reaching but the whole thing rubs me the wrong way
Please leave women alone, fuck ugly gross troons.

 

[Dustlord]

View attachment 1206101Our boy KevKev? I think not.

What's up with all of these troons comparing their sex lives to normal people? People that are happy with their sex lives don't typically do that.