Kevin and Wedge are perfect for each other. They are both vile, insane, perverted groomers.
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BRING OUT THE UNICRON KEVIE
NO UNICRON NO PEACE
Next thing I noticed was this. I probably don't need to bring this up, but I may never get another opportunity to bring up FNV in the Kevin thread ever again. Archive
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More specifically this is the last game Kevin has played on Steam since 2020. Which for anyone who has ever played FNV or any Fallout game for that matter you know that's a staggeringly low amount of play time. Plus he only got the first achievement "Ain't that a kick in the head". Meaning Kevin probably left the game idling for 8 hours in the background while he was on twitter or something.
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I did not know that Kevin was a Brony until now, but I guess I'm past the point of being surprised.
Since he hasn't played anything on Steam since Dec of last year. I assume he's only been playing Overwatch or using other game launchers that aren't Steam.
Speak of which, this next part I found personally funny is that his most played game is Stardew Valley. A game about farming.
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I took the liberty of running Kevin's account through the Steam estimation tool
Edit: Here's some addtional stuff from SteamDB if you're interested
Here Kevin reviews two games. But the most interesting is the review of the second game Archive
Yes yes Kevin, the fetish furry message boards and community that turned you into the beloved coomer we know today.
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Speaking of internet message boards. It appears that Kevin is still part of a /vg/ guild. So looks like he never really left 4chan after all. You can take Kevin out of 4chan, but you can't take 4chan out of Kevin. Because remember,
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Wedge is finally catching up on the thread. I love when he responds to kiwis, it's so polite.
Hey Wedge, seeing as you were nice enough to reply to my post suggesting you couldn't get it up, why do you need a strap-on when your dong allegedly works just fine?
Regrettable eyebrows is the most feminine thing about Wedge. It’s kinda a right of passage to have terrible eyebrows at some point in your life.If that's truly the case, then I guess it's just further proof that these people are completely delusional. What sane individual would walk around like that and think it looks good?
I don't think any self-respecting woman would be cool with having brows like that. I know it's been stated before, but why can't these people put in even a modicum of effort into the makeup they do? If they really think they're girls, they'd look up a youtube tutorial or something and make it look actually presentable.
Keep an eye on the loathsome blob known as Jennifer Pritzker, a fat, elderly, ex-National Guard, white male billionaire who throws money behind trans nonsense. Oh he's also a lifelong Republican and NRA donor. Maybe the wokies in your life would like to know about him.Love the commentary, but I'd be remiss to not add the the reason its become such a powerful political lobby is due to AGP being predominately a rich white guy thing.
But what about a self-respecting castrated clown?I don't think any self-respecting woman would be cool with having brows like that.
I dunno Wedge, imagine using a fake penis with no feeling in it instead of one that lets you orgasm.
It's probably more like a deep stab wound with little structure. Amholes don't have musculature, only the strength of scar tissue and stitching. Kevin has posted about how his depth is, so guaranteed it's just healing up to the point of being a shallow stab wound.Hrm. So, if they get a fauxgina, they'd have a cavity shaped like one of those paper snowcone cups?
Did you see his skin before? Anyway, trashy skin texture seems to be most common in men. Men literally do have thicker skin. No amount of horse piss can cover that up.View attachment 2103874
I wonder if they ever wash those godforsaken collars.
Also, Kevin, if you're reading this, please, please invest in some moisturizer.
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Some of this is due to age, but his skin texture is absolutely abysmal. I feel like he's never even washed his face, let alone had a proper skincare routine.
With pale skin, you should always wear sunscreen, even if you stay indoors. Especially if you stare at a screen all day. A lot of his early signs of aging could've been easily avoided with regular sunscreen application.
Pfft, we all saw that strap-on pic he posted. That was maybe four skinny inches of sad plastic, what's he on about talking footlong knotted whatever. For Wedge that's an upgrade yet still not much to speak of when attached to a walking turnoff. It's not like Kevvy can do anything but play "just the tip" anyhow.
I'm picturing a clown werewolf now. The moon is full, Wedge frantically tries to barricade himself inside, but it's too late--> My strap on gives me gender euphoria
> I also feel like a werewolf
What's with the tranny community and grooming? What's with nobody doing anything about it? Is it just flying under the radar on Twitter or is it encouraged? I have so many questions.
Don't give Troon Fagin any ideas.Penny might have another fiscally-sound boarder, and one of the jobless indoor troons could fill out the paperwork to cash the government check as Wedge's "caregiver."