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It's a shame. Troons are easier to maintain than alpacas; less fussy about cleanliness and nutrition, not going to drop any inconvenient calves. It's a smaller but a sustainable income.Although filling out government paperwork is hard, and he's used to getting money quickly from his Twitter grifting. So I think he's too lazy for a proper welfare scam.
There's a man in my town who owns a bunch of run-down rental properties. He rents rooms to tweakers, lowlifes, and variously-Special people whom he finds and assists, out of the goodness of his heart, to finally fill out the paperwork that'll get them the income to stop living on the street. Now they can live in a flophouse with friendly tweakers, and their landlord graciously helps them manage their money so they never miss rent again~~
It seems like a good living; the guy got dinged for welfare fraud, sold just one of his slum properties to pay the judgment, and kept on truckin'.