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[*extremely mom voice*]

Why is he calling someone he was engaged to "straight girl" it sounds like it's kind of shade...what does her sexuality have to do with it? he could've just said his ex. Maybe I'm reaching but the whole thing rubs me the wrong way

This is Kevin we're talking about. Sexuality has everything to do with it.

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(from @stupidfuck)

Kevin wants to be an eternally helpless infant. A baby can be useless, selfish, and demanding, and still get showered with attention and adoration. Being married to a straight girl often means having a baby and *gasp* being a responsible father, aka the ultimate end of youthful innocence.

Plus, a married straight girl has fucked a man. Ew.

"Sapphic love" is more pure to him because lesbians don't fuck men, and AGP is a fetish for accessing the aspects of women's lives where men aren't allowed.

 

[Bani]

tons of sperging today, he's celebrating 7000 followers, so here's the skinny

twitter is this dude's life
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pretty sure he's saying he just wants to fuck Bradley Manning

why can't i hold all these crossovers
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Zinnia, Horny Thorney, Bradley Manning, Sonicfox and Renfamous all showed up on his twitter today, along with a ton of lolcalves and repeat offenders i recognize from the troon social media thread here. the rat king hungers thirsts.

0w0
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Kevin's e-boyfriend "DevourerRose" chiming in at the end there with the most exceptional take ever
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everyone in Kevin's circle of "friends" are coomers, consoomers, stooners and perpetually fucking unemployed

crossover with Horny Thorney
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still delusional
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nigga you gay
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troon fight troon fight troon fight
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"holding the fort"
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by the way Bonnie did another video today and, as expected, his voice is 110% male, not even attempting to imitate a female

like all troons, Kevin is a sociopath who wants to see people who disgree with him fucking die
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so just like real life, Kev
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i wonder how well this tweet will age
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gross
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ranch info, alpaca move starting soon
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please file a lolsuit
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and finally, DEEP Kevin lore: he says he used to be engaged before he torpedoed his entire life, flipped his cock inside out and ran away to join Cirque du Ladydiqué
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edit: now that we know he was engaged and presumably broke it off to live out his fetishes, leaving a confused ex and estranged family behind, has Kevin finally checked the last box on the troon trope list? is he now the Ubertroon?

Kevin's totally yanking that right out of his ass. 1) If he was engaged he would have brought it up before, 2) everything about Kevin indicates that he's never touched or seen an actual vagina in his life, 3) screwing over some hapless woman to "be ur real self uwu" is a popular troon story, so Kevin is probably just trying to fit in, and 4) if he honestly expects us to believe that a human woman would be attracted to this mess, he's even more delusional than I thought:

Now, this is a long, long shot, but I think it's suspicious that Kevin brought up his "engagement" literally only a few hours after I made this post in the tranny thread:

The troons that wait until they're married to transition are the absolute worst. They intentionally do it so that their partners can't leave. Yeah, incels like Kevin are pathetic, but at least Kevin didn't destroy some hapless woman's life for the sake of his fetish and/or narcissism.

Granted, it could be a coincidence, but if it's not: is Kevin seriously trying to "troll" us by claiming that he emotionally abused some girl? Kevin, buddy. This shit is standard for tranny cows. If this is true (which I doubt) getting dumped a girl before you even got a chance to ruin her life isn't shocking or "sticking it" to us. For fuck's sake, Zach literally has a string of women whose lives and bank accounts he's destroyed. If you're going for the "evil tranny triggering all the twansphobes by abusing normie women" angle, you're fucking sucking at it, like you suck at everything.

 

[Dustlord]

Kevin's totally yanking that right out of his ass. 1) If he was engaged he would have brought it up before, 2) everything about Kevin indicates that he's never touched or seen an actual vagina in his life, 3) screwing over some hapless woman to "be ur real self uwu" is a popular troon story, so Kevin is probably just trying to fit in, and 4) if he honestly expects us to believe that a human woman would be attracted to this mess, he's even more delusional than I thought:

Now, this is a long, long shot, but I think it's suspicious that Kevin brought up his "engagement" literally only a few hours after I made this post in the tranny thread:



Granted, it could be a coincidence, but if it's not: is Kevin seriously trying to "troll" us by claiming that he emotionally abused some girl? Kevin, buddy. This shit is standard for tranny cows. If this is true (which I doubt) getting dumped a girl before you even got a chance to ruin her life isn't shocking or "sticking it" to us. For fuck's sake, Zach literally has a string of women whose lives and bank accounts he's destroyed. If you're going for the "evil tranny triggering all the twansphobes by abusing normie women" angle, you're fucking sucking at it, like you suck at everything.

We know that Kevin is aware of this forum, and the engagement posts only started after people began accusing him of being a virgin because he can't even do anal properly. So I think that's probably the cause.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

like all troons, Kevin is a sociopath who wants to see people who disgree with him fucking die
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Even if every country had its own "right-wing fascist world leader" that's only like 200 of them.

Though I don't know who "we" and "our" refers to in this so maybe it's a smaller group, like incel virgins named Kevin trapped on alpaca farms.

 

[Shield Breaker]

like all troons, Kevin is a sociopath who wants to see people who disgree with him fucking die

I hope their poorly wired house burns down at some point. I don't want any of them to die, I just want him to lose all of his toys.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Am I the only one who is absolutely horrified that there are 7000 people who want to hear from this sick freak? 7000 people are ok with him (unsuccessfully) pleasuring himself to the thought of himself as a baby?

I mean I doubt it’s 7000 troons who all think like Kev. You got a count for people who follow him out of sheer curiosity, medical doctors researching the effects of transgenderisum/dick chopping, people who ironically following Kev because they think he’s a MDE troll and just people who want to troll Kev.


oh and brands. Because Kevin is such a consumer I’m sure bots follow him because he says all the right [CONSUME PRODUCT NOW, THANK YOU BRAND FOR ALLOWING ME TO PURCHASE YOUR PRODUCTS] stuff.

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

We know that Kevin is aware of this forum, and the engagement posts only started after people began accusing him of being a virgin because he can't even do anal properly. So I think that's probably the cause.

When a man in his mid-30s feels the need to point out he's not a virgin to strangers on the internet.

 

[stupid fuck]

it sure has, Kev


yer a faggot, Kevin


he's been on his pedo fetish account again, guess Animal Crossing got him all worked up


h u g e m o o d



regarding the ex discussion, i searched "@transsalamander engaged" and it turns out he's mentioned it a few times

make of that what you will


seeing as Animal Crossing has distracted Kevin from his usual oversharing schedule, have some classic Kevin from previous years

Kevin treats his family like shit, including his brother

(looks like his inheritance is from his late aunt )

and his mother


and even his uncle


and the way he talks about his late father is weird


how quintessentially troonish


oh lord, claims he's got Tourettes


and for dessert, feast your eyes on the time Kev live tweeted meeting Penny

 

[Tomssu]

Pretty much proves KevKev is utterly useless

In answers the usual stupid

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

it sure has, Kev
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yer a faggot, Kevin
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he's been on his pedo fetish account again, guess Animal Crossing got him all worked up
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h u g e m o o d
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regarding the ex discussion, i searched "@transsalamander engaged" and it turns out he's mentioned it a few times
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make of that what you will


seeing as Animal Crossing has distracted Kevin from his usual oversharing schedule, have some classic Kevin from previous years

Kevin treats his family like shit, including his brother
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(looks like his inheritance is from his late aunt )

and his mother
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and even his uncle
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and the way he talks about his late father is weird
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how quintessentially troonish
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oh lord, claims he's got Tourettes
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and for dessert, feast your eyes on the time Kev live tweeted meeting Penny
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So Kevin reluctantly admits that "his needs always came first" and was a selfish twat as a child, which definitely probably impacted his relationship with his brother. But then next, he claims that he himself is who should be angry, claims his brother had no problem with him being trans, but then the last time they spoke was when he came out to him.

WHYYY do I get the feeling that Kevin was a domineering, spoiled, shithead of a sibling to his brother (who he is 6 years older than, a pretty significant age gap), and him trooning out was the last straw for his brother? People who are as self-absorbed and manipulative as Kevin do not magically become that way over night. His brother has probably been putting up with him for years and then distanced himself from Kevin for his own mental/emotional wellbeing.

If Kevin genuinely thought he had a right to be angry with his brother, and "didn't want to hold grudges" he would not be reaching out to him with the desperation in those messages. I mean really, taking a pic of the little google mail suggestion thing and bitching about it? If you haven't spoken to a family member in years and stopped talking on bad terms, why would you expect them to hit you back up right away? What was in the email he sent?

To Kevin: you clearly upset your brother enough that he decided to cut your toxic ass out of his life and move on. If it was really on him that you guys no longer speak, maybe reflect on your actions and the kind of person you were to him growing up that screwed up your relationship with him, rather than bemoan the fact that he clearly couldn't give a rat's ass about you anymore.

 

[Lost send help]

regarding the ex discussion, i searched "@transsalamander engaged" and it turns out he's mentioned it a few times
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and the way he talks about his late father is weird
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I mean he is a furry, if you’ve seen a lot of women in the furry fandom they’re often equally autistic so him being engaged to one of them who has super low self esteem isn’t really that shocking. Her not sticking with him as shes not into girls is doubtful though considering Kev looks very much like a man.

I do think his dad dying when he was that young basically broke him and he's stuck mentally at 13.

 

[James Howlett]

it sure has, Kev
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yer a faggot, Kevin
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he's been on his pedo fetish account again, guess Animal Crossing got him all worked up
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h u g e m o o d
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regarding the ex discussion, i searched "@transsalamander engaged" and it turns out he's mentioned it a few times
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make of that what you will


seeing as Animal Crossing has distracted Kevin from his usual oversharing schedule, have some classic Kevin from previous years

Kevin treats his family like shit, including his brother
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(looks like his inheritance is from his late aunt )

and his mother
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and even his uncle
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and the way he talks about his late father is weird
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how quintessentially troonish
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oh lord, claims he's got Tourettes
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and for dessert, feast your eyes on the time Kev live tweeted meeting Penny
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What a fucking roller coaster. Like, those tweets about his mom and brother reinforce my distaste for Kevin as a person, then I see the shit about Dad. Like, I'm roughly Kevin's age and also enjoyed many generations of Star Trek including Voyager with my own dad. Kevin is trying to taint my own fond memories by pointing out he took his troon name from Janeway. I imagine Dad doing pinwheels on the other side of the River Styx

Anyway, here's a picture of Kevin's brother, Connor;

He's not Brad Pitt, he likes Star Wars and Magic: The Gathering and Game of Thrones. Nothing to write home about. Here's his last Facebook update from 5 years ago, only comment is from Kev himself.

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

What a fucking roller coaster. Like, those tweets about his mom and brother reinforce my distaste for Kevin as a person, then I see the shit about Dad. Like, I'm roughly Kevin's age and also enjoyed many generations of Star Trek including Voyager with my own dad. Kevin is trying to taint my own fond memories by pointing out he took his troon name from Janeway. I imagine Dad doing pinwheels on the other side of the River Styx

Anyway, here's a picture of Kevin's brother, Connor;
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He's not Brad Pitt, he likes Star Wars and Magic: The Gathering and Game of Thrones. Nothing to write home about. Here's his last Facebook update from 5 years ago, only comment is from Kev himself.
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I also did some minor stalking. Connor seems pretty off the grid (social media/internet-wise) and/or has most of his stuff private, so from the little bit about him we can safely assume he doesn't have the chronic-oversharing gene.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

God they're always fat and/or just straight up ugly.

I wonder if one of the side effects of horse piss pills is weight gain. RARELY to you see a petite troon. I bet Blaire White starves himself to stay waif.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

"holding the fort"
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by the way Bonnie did another video today and, as expected, his voice is 110% male, not even attempting to imitate a female

Is it weird that I'm more interested in the Alpaca Ranch Saga right now instead of in Kevin? At least the other troons are doing stuff, instead of being useless degenerates on twitter.

like all troons, Kevin is a sociopath who wants to see people who disgree with him fucking die
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Pretty sure he can not name even one right-wing fascist leader. Tard is as political as Barbie is.

i wonder how well this tweet will age
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Work he won't be doing.

anch info, alpaca move starting soon
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please file a lolsuit
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Honestly, Ranch Saga so much more interesting than Kevin the Eunuch.

and finally, DEEP Kevin lore: he says he used to be engaged before he torpedoed his entire life, flipped his cock inside out and ran away to join Cirque du Ladydiqué
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edit: now that we know he was engaged and presumably broke it off to live out his fetishes, leaving a confused ex and estranged family behind, has Kevin finally checked the last box on the troon trope list? is he now the Ubertroon?

There was a woman stupid enough to get engaged to him? Was she re-tarded like he is or just really desperate? Either way, she obviously dogged a bullet. Imagine he had married her and 20 years later suddenly decided he's an honest to God woman and left her and potential kids behind. But he isn't Greta Gustava, yet.

__________________

I can totally understand Kevin's family not wanting to talk to him.

 

[Gizmoduck]

Is Kevin's Tourette's that he uncontrollably blurts out his private life on Twitter?

And holy shit, he's got daddy issues. Good for his brother for staying away from this lunatic.

Also... "I'm kinda like Ana from Frozen"

Remember that scene in Frozen where Ana shits her diaper?

 

[James Howlett]

This will never not make me laugh, it will always make me feel better about whatever else is happening in the world or my personal life. Kevin lopped his junk off to live on an alpaca farm in southern Colorado. I'm doing well.

 

[0 1]

it sure has, Kev
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yer a faggot, Kevin
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he's been on his pedo fetish account again, guess Animal Crossing got him all worked up
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h u g e m o o d
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regarding the ex discussion, i searched "@transsalamander engaged" and it turns out he's mentioned it a few times
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make of that what you will


seeing as Animal Crossing has distracted Kevin from his usual oversharing schedule, have some classic Kevin from previous years

Kevin treats his family like shit, including his brother
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(looks like his inheritance is from his late aunt )

and his mother
View attachment 1207295 View attachment 1207285 View attachment 1207287 View attachment 1207289

and even his uncle
View attachment 1207294

and the way he talks about his late father is weird
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how quintessentially troonish
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oh lord, claims he's got Tourettes
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and for dessert, feast your eyes on the time Kev live tweeted meeting Penny
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I'm fairly certain his fiance is another MtF except they didn't exclusively chase other MtFs like Kevin does. Given that he says his ex introduced him to Steampunk Penny and he suspiciously doesn't mention they were or were not trans, that pretty much confirms it for me. I can guarantee you that if his ex were a natal woman, he would bring it up every ten nanoseconds.

As far as we know, Kevin didn't have a job whereas his brother was working on something involving computer science. I can only presume that his supposed fiance had a personal squabble with his brother. What's astounding is that Kevin caved to appease his significant other over family. I don't doubt for two seconds that his brother hates him, anyone would for that. Especially given that he didn't stick with his fiance in the end.

Here's some good life advice that anybody with an inkling of common sense knows: if your beloved gives you an ultimatum of "it's me or [x]" for anything, they don't actually love you. You messed up, Kevin. You traded family which lasts for life in favor of a volatile relationship which lasted a few years. Here I thought I've been desensitized to Kevin, and he finds yet another way to disgust me. What's most telling is the phrasing of all of it. Look at these quotes.

"It's been three years since he last spoke to me."

"My ex and I kicked him out[...]because she gave me an ultimatum."

"He knows I'm not mad."

"I legitimately wonder if it isn't just executive dysfunction keeping him from replying."

"He keeps ignoring me."

"He has another sister now."

"All I can do is keep apologizing and hoping he replies."

All of them place the impetus on everyone else. His brother is the one being difficult! Kevin didn't even kick him out, his fiance just told him to! Now his brother won't talk to him! Whenever he speaks about his brother (or the one instance with his fiance), he uses a passive writing style (Kevin is being acted upon). His brother and fiance did these things to Kevin, not the other way around. For a clearer example, take this quote:

"The last time he spoke to me[...]"

This shows how Kevin frames any instance of wrongdoing on his brother's behalf. He could've said "I haven't spoken to my brother in years," or "we haven't spoken to each other in years." But instead he puts the blame on his brother via this wording; his brother is the person who hasn't spoken to Kevin, it isn't even so much as a shared responsibility. This is in comparison to when Kevin talks about himself.

"All I can do is keep apologizing and hoping he replies."

"I want him to feel forgiveness from me."

"I just want my brother back."

"It breaks my heart."

The only time he refers to himself in the active voice (Kevin is doing the act), he's an innocent angel who can only sit and wait for this wound to heal itself (and he still portrays himself as helpless when speaking in the active voice as well). He's doing his best to get his brother to forgive him, and he just wants to be a family again even though he was the one who stabbed his brother in the back over a person he didn't even stay with. When he doesn't get a response, it isn't because he went out of his way to screw his brother over, it's because his brother just won't accept his apology. According to him, these things are happening to Kevin, he didn't cause them, and Kevin can only hope and believe.

Him showing off the text he sent his brother to apologize sells that this is Kevin fishing for pity. This is already a personal issue to begin with, but showing off the apology only serves to prove that Kevin is doing this for attention. If you feel bad about doing something to a person, you don't advertise your apology unless you want other people to notice. Kevin may actually feel bad about his brother, but this feeling is heavily overshadowed by his mindless desire for pity and praise, so he's only using this as a means of propping himself up.

Kevin's a sleazy little scumbag, same as always, and he doesn't deserve a single iota of the pity he's fishing for. This doesn't make you look sympathetic, Kevin. This only proves that you only think about yourself. And then there's this lecture he gave his mother:

This is coming directly after a message from his mother saying she's struggling at the moment and is in physical pain, yet Kevin couldn't even pretend he actually cared and opted to complain at her to stop calling her "Kevie." Whereas a normal person would wait until the other person is perhaps in a better mood for a more opportune time to even bother them with this (or just not care), Kevin instead just dumps this on her the moment it enters his head. Despite his claims that he's not trying to guilt her or that he isn't angry, he proudly displays this rant under that message:

So he claims he's not trying to make her feel bad and that he isn't upset, but he's content to announce to the world that she slighted him and that he's not looking forward to any further interaction with her now, and then continues to blame her when some random stranger responds to it? Does he actually think he's fooling anybody?

And once again, the active voice comes in again. It's his mother's responsibility to do this, and she is the one who should correct her behavior. If something's done wrong or needs to be improved, it's "you, they, he, she," and when something is done right or is completely innocent, it's "me, myself, I."

Nobody buys your boldfaced lies about you still caring about your family, Kevin. You do this to get back at them. Nobody who still respects their family will say this about them unprompted:

With all of this information, I decided to add this to the OP. It's telling of both Kevin's relationship with his family and also of his own narcissistic, detestable personality.

 

[Gizmoduck]

I'm fairly certain his fiance is another MtF except they didn't exclusively chase other MtFs like Kevin does. Given that he says his ex introduced him to Steampunk Penny and he suspiciously doesn't mention they were or were not trans, that pretty much confirms it for me. I can guarantee you that if his ex were a natal woman, he would bring it up every ten nanoseconds.

Absolutely. These trooncels hate actual women so much their code dictates that they must be referred to as "cis" or "natal," so I'm still betting he's never been with a woman.

Speaking of hating women, in one of his tweets our sweet little Kevie mentions that his brother now has "another sister." So they have at least one sister? He probably grew up resenting the attention she was getting from the neighborhood boys and wanted to have it for himself, being a homosexual man and all.

 

[sadstuck]

RARELY to you see a petite troon

Of course, you only use that word for actual women.