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Kevin protects pedophiles and rapists just because they're trans! Who else will he blindly defend?


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Rainbow Frog Army

meh
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His politics are entirely a matter of convenience. If Republicans were offering free HRT and bottom surgery, Kevin would vote red until he died. So like 3 years, but still.

He's hardly alone. Politics of convenience are a big issue in Communist circles, so much so that even Communist thought leaders have spoken on it. I'll try to find the quote, but there's a guy from like the 50's complaining about how people join the Party just for what it can grant them, not for what they can offer.
Well, given you can pretty much split the Party up into 'people who joined purely for what it can grant them' and 'people not bright enough to grasp that the first group cannot be tolerated if you are going to have a communist economy,' I can see why the thought leaders have problems.

Communism is really popular for people like Kev, whose contributions to the economy will be 'complete drain on resources.' It's not just free HRT and bottom surgery that Kev would want, but also people letting him continue his current lifestyle. If that free HRT and bottom surgery came with any sort of expectation that he make a positive contribution of any sort...well, Kev's resulting meltdown would be highly entertaining. It would probably not even matter if everything's become so automated and there's so little human-done labor left that to spread it out equally means all Kev's obligated to do is put in a quarterly 1-hour shift staring at robots, Kev would still be being obligated to work...
 

Chef Hanlon

Travis strikes again!
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This might also be why they try to go straight to the top to bully corporations into giving into their silly demands. That's somehow easier than just choosing not to shop there.
It's funny because when the troons were attacking Cloudflare's CEO for offering their services to the Farms, the entire troon "brigade" only existed on twitter. They don't realize that not everyone gives a shit about what happens on twitter and probably all he had to do is disable notifications on his phone for a day or so. People like Kevin exist in a peculiar state of terminally online where they think that everything that happens on sites like twitter is real life and that change.org has any actual legal binding effect (if it ever did #giveboogiethedeathpenalty has clearly proven otherwise).

What more people need to realize is that pandering to their demands doesn't make them go away it just emboldens them to think what they do actually works and encourage them to keep doing it.

He's hardly alone. Politics of convenience are a big issue in Communist circles, so much so that even Communist thought leaders have spoken on it. I'll try to find the quote, but there's a guy from like the 50's complaining about how people join the Party just for what it can grant them, not for what they can offer.
I hate the idea that Kevin's idea of communism is probably consists of the government handing out free Transformers and Nintendo Switches on every street corner. I'm just imagining some sweat shop in China where child workers are producing Kevin's toys.

"My little hands are tired and I haven't slept or eaten in days, but the knowledge that my hard work brings Mr. Gibes so much joy makes it all worthwhile." Cut to a scene of Kevin taking one toy out of the box and chucking the rest onto the floor.
 
I wonder if Kev could maaaaybe be tricked into housework as a LARP, if someone were able to convince him it’s something that secretly gets women off. Just play to his dumbest, most misogynistic opinions and act like he’s in on a sisterhood secret: “Dusting gets me soooooo wet, don’t tell the patriarchy!” “Spent all morning washing up — feel how hard my nips are.” “Folding laundry always gives me full-body orgasms.”
 

A_right_horrorshow

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It's funny because when the troons were attacking Cloudflare's CEO for offering their services to the Farms, the entire troon "brigade" only existed on twitter. They don't realize that not everyone gives a shit about what happens on twitter and probably all he had to do is disable notifications on his phone for a day or so. People like Kevin exist in a peculiar state of terminally online where they think that everything that happens on sites like twitter is real life and that change.org has any actual legal binding effect (if it ever did #giveboogiethedeathpenalty has clearly proven otherwise).
I think that's a spot on analysis, companys are slowly starting to realise that these squealing mobs really don't have that much sway outside of Twitter anymore. Its took them a while to catch up with the rest of us that if you bow down to them they read it as a sign of weakness and they'll just look for another perceived thoughtcrime they can castigate them for. Just tell them to fuck off and they'll move onto the next issue of the day with a different target, more likely a smaller one more concerned with the imaginary bad press and loss of business a bunch of professionally perpetually-offended cunts who never intended to spend a penny on your business to begin with.
 
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RazorBackBacon

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I wonder if Kev could maaaaybe be tricked into housework as a LARP, if someone were able to convince him it’s something that secretly gets women off. Just play to his dumbest, most misogynistic opinions and act like he’s in on a sisterhood secret: “Dusting gets me soooooo wet, don’t tell the patriarchy!” “Spent all morning washing up — feel how hard my nips are.” “Folding laundry always gives me full-body orgasms.”
Please don't. You're going to monkey-paw into existence a new wrinkle to the bimbo fetish.
 

Fetish Roulette

Round and round and round it goes...
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I wonder if Kev could maaaaybe be tricked into housework as a LARP, if someone were able to convince him it’s something that secretly gets women off. Just play to his dumbest, most misogynistic opinions and act like he’s in on a sisterhood secret: “Dusting gets me soooooo wet, don’t tell the patriarchy!” “Spent all morning washing up — feel how hard my nips are.” “Folding laundry always gives me full-body orgasms.”
That's all good and well, but it's not as if Kevin is going to just do the housework and shut up about it. Instead, his Twitter is going to be full of huffing about how hot it is to be a domestic servitude slut, and that's just more shit to wade through to find the good content. And the troons all take their cues from each other- once Kevin is doing it, that brand new fetish is going to spread through the troon ranks like a virus.
 
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Hitman One

Head of Research, Federal Bureau of Control
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Slight power level, but I do this. It is a MASSIVE inconvenience and more expensive, but I make good money and I want to support my local economic matrix over faceless corporation that really doesn't give a shit about my community.
I always use my local butcher over the supermarket for meat. They do eggs and veg from local farms too which is neat. The quality is night and day compared to the water saturated shit you get from the big shops.
 

Hog

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If Kevin actually did any cleaning he would be at it for an eternity, like a slug there would always be a trail left behind.

Any videos of Kevin he always looks like he can barely walk, I think if it could be seen as a fetish it would be one of the very few Kevin doesn't have, he'd probably join in a shit fetish with jen or whatever it's name is before that happened.
 

KooksandFreaks

Giant Ladle Spoon
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Truly Kevin and the troon crew have done so much more to uplift the global proletariat than those pieces of shit.
The only “oppressed" people Kevin and the rest of the Tenacious Unicorns care about are men with extreme cross-dressing fetishes. And even then? They won’t allow most of the ones who follow them on Twitter to come for a visit.

I’d love to get a look at their DMs:

“Hey, Kathryn. You cracked my egg. You’re so cute and hot. Can I please see your neo-vag in person?”

“Sorry, hon. Not at this time. It’s too dangerous because of Earl. Got any money?"
 

Seven Costanza

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Kevin being a commie yet still shopping at mega corporations and not having a problem with it is funny to me cause I know people who vote conservative and yet still make a point to shop local cause they want to support their community and help out small businesses. It's funny that the "woke leftist" Kevin won't even do that cause it's an inconvenience to him, but some "evil fascist Republicans" will

This is all consistent with globohomo leftism. Good and services are supposed to be provided by a singular sterile "woke" enterprise (Amazon or whatever). Buy online, always, to avoid the dreaded "social anxiety" that comes with walking out in public. And so on.

Small business owners are presumed to conservatives/Nazis/etc. I mean, what kind of decent tranny jannie leftoid would actually own a business, amirite?

The rage of modern leftoids is always directed at their fellow citizens. The WEF/UN/WHO/etc could literally be planning genocide right now but a guy like Kevin would be cool with it as long as his Transformer toys could be ordered in the click of a button. But the boomer down the street who still has a Trump sign in his yard (piece of blue tape affixed to block out "Pence" of course)? Well that guy is just pure evil.
 

Marshal Mannerheim

Koti, uskonto, ja isänmaa.
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This is all consistent with globohomo leftism. Good and services are supposed to be provided by a singular sterile "woke" enterprise (Amazon or whatever).
I wouldn't call that leftist. Culturally liberal, sure, but I'm not sure you can claim to be anywhere near what people like Karl Marx believed, regardless of how much you call yourself an anarcho-communist, if your politics boil down to "big corporations squashing all competition and imposing their values on the world".

What I will say is that Kev-Kev's woke neoliberalism looks a lot like fascism, given the way it mandates a state ideology and religion, and makes all businesses part of large cartels which are subject to the state.
 

KooksandFreaks

Giant Ladle Spoon
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Weird, I live in Wal-Mart Central and have never had a screaming match with random strangers in the parking lot ever. Have you considered you might just be a freak?
Don’t wanna be sexist or nothing, but grocery stores usually have a lot of women/kids shopping. Can you imagine 6 foot tall, 220 pound Kevin, wearing an anime tee and booty shorts, yelling in his gay man accent, striding toward you in the bread aisle?

It’s hard to imagine the Tenacious Unicorns are making many friends in any of the local stores/establishments.
 

Swan

Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara?
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Any videos of Kevin he always looks like he can barely walk, I think if it could be seen as a fetish it would be one of the very few Kevin doesn't have, he'd probably join in a shit fetish with jen or whatever it's name is before that happened.
I'm surprised he doesn't milk it in his e-begging tweets; "disabled transwoman living on ranch needs help with medical bills". it'd go above and beyond what Kevin's currently making from grifting.
of course, he'd have to explain that his hobble is a result of the Amhole installation and it would be just another reason why (sane) people shouldn't go through with SRS. Everybody knows that if he said that then the troons with torches and pickaxes would come out of the woodwork calling him TRanSpHoBIc!!!!!11!
 

On a Journey

No man Will except you
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That's all good and well, but it's not as if Kevin is going to just do the housework and shut up about it Instead, his Twitter is going to be full of huffing about how hot it is to be a domestic servitude slut, and that's just more shit to wade through to find the good content. And the troons all take their cues from each other- once Kevin is doing it, that brand new fetish is going to spread through the troon ranks like a virus.
That is the content. I want to see Kevin unwittingly back the worst patriarchal stereotypes and wear a maid outfit. He probably won’t ever scrub the stove or mop the floors, but I can see him attempting to dust his transformers (for the first time since opening the box) with one of those feather things. Imagine how many he would break with his meaty man hands in the process.
 

Rainbow Frog Army

meh
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I wouldn't call that leftist. Culturally liberal, sure, but I'm not sure you can claim to be anywhere near what people like Karl Marx believed, regardless of how much you call yourself an anarcho-communist, if your politics boil down to "big corporations squashing all competition and imposing their values on the world".

What I will say is that Kev-Kev's woke neoliberalism looks a lot like fascism, given the way it mandates a state ideology and religion, and makes all businesses part of large cartels which are subject to the state.
Given what Marx and Engels were like as people, I believe it's really just the logical ideological descendants--Marx and Engels were part of the intellectual class, the that-era version of the Hipster SJWs who majored in Useless and idolized the laboring classes, but got very weird about shit when you asked them to *horrified gasp!* work with their hands for a living!

Having studied the rise of fascism, it's pretty telling that the Left chimps out when you remind them of the basic truth that fascism and communism are twins--most of the 'smart' bets in the 1930s were that capitalism wasn't going to survive the Great Depression, so...pick your preferred flavor of socialism, national or international. Conservatives at the time favored the national one, because huh, Lenin and Stalin from the international side were stacking up bodies of people who were getting killed mostly because of their class origin.

Then WWII rolled through and it became pretty clear that the scale of socialism wasn't what made the difference here.

Even if Kevkev had gone to a school where they'd not santized out of the textbooks this kind of thing, he probably spend too much time in the sped class to learn any of this. So he probably just sees "Oh it will give me free things and not ask me to do anything of any use to anybody! Sign me up!"
 

KiwiFuzz

Ride or 41%
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This is a total aside, but one of the reasons why Asians are targets of crime in the Bay Area is because a lot of them keep their money at home.

They don't trust banks because in the countries they came from, the banks were in league with the communist government, and if you had too much money, you clearly needed to go to a special camp, Comrade.

Is ignorance about communism this bad in other countries? 'Cause I can't say that post-Soviet Russia has had the most super time, but like as an example, in Soviet Russia, when steel was used to make tractor parts and the tractor parts were used to assemble a finished tractor, value was lost, i.e. the value of the tractor was less than the value of the steel used to make the tractor.

You can give me a fucking rainbow for this but I feel like the US is fairly transparent about numbers. You can find out how many gallons of milk or whatever were produced last year and have confidence that it's somewhere near the actual number. I don't know of a single communist country or society where numbers aren't just made up. I've been learning about Jonestown and they would go and buy vegetables from the local town and pretend that they had grown them there. Because of course an interracial socialist collective is better at farming than a bunch of white people in the US.

But you see people stanning communism as if the people living under communism were all having a great time with their every need provided for, and not like people were (and are) living in pods and eating the bugs.

Though NGL I'd love to see the Tranch get collectivized and the government tell them they needed to raise beets or some shit. Seeing the Tranchers as a bunch of haggard old babushkas would be glorious.
 

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