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Kevin protects pedophiles and rapists just because they're trans! Who else will he blindly defend?


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Yellow Yam Scam

Devil get behind me, I'm loose, I'm free.
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One of you spergs should draw up a graph of everyone on ranch and what their relationship is to other residents. I think it would be somewhat illuminating since the tranch is a charity but most of the people who seem to benefit seem to do be in sexual relationships of some level with each other. Makes ya wonder a bit about what the requirements to joining the tranch are.
:thinking:
 

stupid frog

Married to NigKid
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One of you spergs should draw up a graph of everyone on ranch and what their relationship is to other residents. I think it would be somewhat illuminating since the tranch is a charity but most of the people who seem to benefit seem to do be in sexual relationships of some level with each other. Makes ya wonder a bit about what the requirements to joining the tranch are.
:thinking:

Cucumber Neck already showed us what you need to do to join - sleep with someone.

... wait, what about Jarod? I guess fuck someone or be really in to the gun larp.

anyways you should ask the tranch thread
 

Feet Seeking Missile

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You'd think the appeal of a "eternity collar" would be that it's impossible to remove without using the key or breaking it. Having the key be just an allen wrench is pretty dumb. Although, that's hilarious that Penny isn't wearing the key anymore, and I like to think that Kevin doesn't know you can buy the tool to remove the collar at the same place he buys all his toys. Sorry I'm so fixated on this recently
 

Easy Peasy

I am a functioning adult...well maybe not...
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Just quick thinking

Jarrod/josie

Bonnie/Paul----- husband (void?)

Penny/Matthew- Kevin- jen

Kevin-orbiters like wedge, neck, twitter girlfriends, and mode wishes

ETA again, came back and cleaned this up.
 
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Vuzz

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One of you spergs should draw up a graph of everyone on ranch and what their relationship is to other residents. I think it would be somewhat illuminating since the tranch is a charity but most of the people who seem to benefit seem to do be in sexual relationships of some level with each other. Makes ya wonder a bit about what the requirements to joining the tranch are.
:thinking:
You'd probably be better off posting this in the Tranch thread
 

John Flynt's Axe Wound

I got catcalled like 5 times on the way here.
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That, fellow fuckwits, is a man. And not by a little bit either. Countless dollars spent on sculpting your appearance only to get ambushed by a careless selfie. Don't get me started on the cucumber. Crazy shit.
 

Uber Strong Goat

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You'd think the appeal of a "eternity collar" would be that it's impossible to remove without using the key or breaking it. Having the key be just an allen wrench is pretty dumb. Although, that's hilarious that Penny isn't wearing the key anymore, and I like to think that Kevin doesn't know you can buy the tool to remove the collar at the same place he buys all his toys. Sorry I'm so fixated on this recently
It's so pointless and cheap looking yet costs over 200 bucks. Or in Kev-speak, one unforeseen medical bill that just suddenly came out of nowhere!
 

Swan

Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara?
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That, fellow fuckwits, is a man. And not by a little bit either. Countless dollars spent on sculpting your appearance only to get ambushed by a careless selfie. Don't get me started on the cucumber. Crazy shit.
I don't believe he got FFS. Give me my top hats, but I feel like he fabricated the whole event to get more troons bidenbux to spend on whatever the fuck frivolous shit Wedge spends his money on.
Look at his brow bone. I'm 110% sure that when surgeons perform FFS, they ALWAYS shave down the brow bone because it's one of the most clockable features on men. Also his chin and forehead are still very prominent. I wouldn't be surprised if he just got some saline injected into his face.
 

brutal poodle

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That, fellow fuckwits, is a man. And not by a little bit either. Countless dollars spent on sculpting your appearance only to get ambushed by a careless selfie. Don't get me started on the cucumber. Crazy shit.
A man? I dunno, Wedge has always looked like an overgrown fat child to me. Baby-face, I suppose you could call it?

Still nowhere near passing as a woman tho, sorry Wedge sweetie 💅
Or maybe we should start calling you butter teeth? 🤔
 

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someone who can art make wedge merge with pepe

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Kay.

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It's Wedge-e (pronounced wedge-ay).

And, for the more refined tastes:

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Wedge-e: Classic Edition.

Fun facts:

- While everything else is stylized, the throat and chin is 100% traced.
- The yellow of his teeth is copied directly from the source image. The hair, also copied from the source, is a darkened, desaturated, disgusting green.
- This was the song I listened to making it.
 
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AMHOLIO

I NEED TRANSFOMERS FOR MY AMHOLE
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Kevin gives trigger warning for cute bugs and greasy food. But never any warnings for inflation porn and hairy moobs. I just wish he got his priorities straight with this.

Slightly late, but why would he? He could stop posting bugs or food, but NEVER would he ever compromise on porn. Its his entire personality, he could never censor himself.

Also beautiful work. Hope Wedge enjoys the fanart.
 

horrorfan89

Master of SCARE-imonies!
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In 2016, Bernie Sanders really fucked up a whole generation of young kids with his champagne socialism and tooth fairy politics. I have friends that are very intelligent and they fell for it. It's always funny seeing these mall socialists like the tranchers chimp on twitter endlessly about how capitalism bad socialism good. It's woefully obvious that they don't even know the first fucking thing about communism. Kevin wouldn't know communism if it smacked him upside the head and forced him to work the fields at gunpoint.

I have a cynical streak inside me that often wishes that these mall socialists and BLM/ACAB simpletons would get what they want, like old-school communism or no more cops. They'd literally be wiped out within one generation. Sadly, I'll have to settle for watching Kevin buy cheap plastic shit off amazon while hating Jeff Bezos and praising communism while not putting in one lick of work at the tranch.

Seriously, has Kevin worked one goddamn minute in the last 5 years? Has he spent one shred of time at the Tranch not being a complete and utter drain on resources? He would 100% be first to go under real communism. They'd empty his bank account/inheritance then chop him up and use him for alpaca feed.


I bet even Kevin knows what a duster is.

Not a good look fam.
see it's moments like this why I keep comparing the tranch to animal farm, with Kevin being Napoleon.

Napoleon and the pigs did almost no hard work on the farm but convinced all the other animals they still needed things like beds, alcohol, better food and housing and eventually luxuries like sugar and clothes because they were the smartest most clever of the animals and this needed all that to work as hard as they did.

Kevin, pennywise, and Bonnie try and look like they're doing all the hard work running the farm, paying the bills, and managi6their image to the media and on social media but in reality that translates to sitting around playing video games and whining on Twitter all day and occasionally setting up events or playing solider while claiming it's a "training drill"
 

super thug

( ˘꒳˘) (PBUH) (˘꒳˘ )
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Makes ya wonder a bit about what the requirements to joining the tranch are.
This is an excellent question. On one hand you have Wedge, who has had his dick sucked by Kevin and also licked piss out of Kevin's amhole. Given Wedge's nature, I'm sure he'd love to live at the ranch fucking off like Kevin or some of the others. So why hasn't he moved in yet?

On the other hand, you have that cucumber ex-mormon faggot, who seems to have been partially adopted by the Tranch already. I guess he also did some gay shit with Kevin in some hotel room. Kevin probably sucked the cucumber dead-beat dad faggot's dick in some hotel room. If cucumber ever reads these words: I hope the next time cucumber's looking down at Kevin slobbing his knob he asks himself if all this nonsense was worth ditching his kids. It doesn't matter if you wanna play dress up and act like a faggot sometimes, you have children. You have responsibilities. Seek professional help to try and detrans. Only misery lies in front of you, and your loved ones, if you continue down this path. You'll just become another gender-blob that can't hold down a job or form healthy, meaningful relationships anymore.
 

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