How dare you call this pure, burning love pointless?London, England
Officially dating but will probably never meet...
Long distance is one thing when it's the same country, or even same continient ala Shoe and Skep, but this one is absolutely pointless...
All joking aside, this is both the best Kevie can achieve and the best situation he can hope for. This way he'll never have to try squeezing normal, sane words out of his mouth, he can stick to his constant thirstposting on twatter. He'll never have to try looking presentable, like a normal human being when meeting his fair "lady's" parents for the first time.

