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Horrorcow Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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He says he has 70,000 followers on Twitter I believe. But, for comparison, his Kiwifarms thread has 570,000 views right now. Yet Kevin isn't well known nor popular on both platforms.
homewayhalf
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Now not only does Kevin want to have sex with every sentient and non-sentient piece of matter on the planet, he says that everyone wants to have sex with him.
This is pretty specific, but can anyone pinpoint the last confirmed time Kevin engaged in carnal relations? I’ve been following him for a while now and for someone who’s horny as fuck and desperate enough to have anyone, I’ve never seen a mention of him having real actual sex with another human. He claims he has people he wants to have sex with, and that there are all these people who want to have sex with him... yet he doesn’t. Is it purely the healing neovagina stuff holding him back? Because you’d think that someone as allegedly horny and a “bottom bimbo” like himself would be doing mouth stuff to satisfy his alleged horniness. Why isn’t this bottom bimbo taking multiple loads down his throat?
This is pretty specific, but can anyone pinpoint the last confirmed time Kevin engaged in carnal relations? I’ve been following him for a while now and for someone who’s horny as fuck and desperate enough to have anyone, I’ve never seen a mention of him having real actual sex with another human. He claims he has people he wants to have sex with, and that there are all these people who want to have sex with him... yet he doesn’t. Is it purely the healing neovagina stuff holding him back? Because you’d think that someone as allegedly horny and a “bottom bimbo” like himself would be doing mouth stuff to satisfy his alleged horniness. Why isn’t this bottom bimbo taking multiple loads down his throat?
Does dialation count?
Ooh big flex. We'll just ignore that pretty much every degenerate troon on Twitter says they want to fuck every single other degenerate troon. You ain't special Kev.
Somewhat related to the way he thinks he's incredibly desirable and high tier - it's striking how frequently troons misunderstand people being polite/nice to mean they pass 100% as hot anime girls. The Mean Girl stereotype exists for a reason, you don't have to be female to know that the bullying girls do is very different from boys.
"I love how you just wear anything. I'd be so embarrassed, but I love how you carry yourself girlfriend." He'd rush to twitter to gjhdsjgsgh about being validated while the girls laugh about his mantits trying to escape in different directions.
Risked my soul to check his twitter and it's about 7k followers, and most of the traction seems to be from impulse follows for his steaming hot takes and thirsting. We can assume about a 1/4 are active followers who regularly engage, not counting the bots and trainwreck enthusiasts. This thread is infinitely more interesting to the curious.
Twitteraudit says 99% real. But it also says only 1453 real plus 15 fake, so I dont know how that works.
Kevin: changes his name and moving like he's running from a felony
"What is so confusing about my lifestyle you toy pre-order?!"
"What is so confusing about my lifestyle you toy pre-order?!"
Hahhahahahha Kevvie crying that there are millions of trans people who... you know ... can actually pass as women.
Kevvie is so salty and protective of his world view that he would block a another troon before even considering that he might be the problem.
Reminds me of a 4chan image where someone says they go to trans subreddits and post pictures of normal women but say they just started
Transitioning To make troons want to 41%.
hahahhaha fucking A+ Kev Kev. I think the facade is starting to slip, he’s getting more mean and self aware.
homewayhalf
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It’s interesting that Kevin is always complaining about how he transitioned too late, basically admitting that it’s just a trend. But I thought trannies have always existed? Is it a new phenomenon... or a tale as old as time? Kevin needs to make up his mind on the narrative. Is he saying that he wasn’t a troon until it became trendy? That’s surprisingly honest.
That being said, his toy sperging is so weird. He genuinely believes toys are a serious issue warranting multiple updates to his “audience” - I don’t know, have some self-awareness that no one gives a fuck about toys right now. He’s so removed from reality. His only contact with the “outside” (Twitter doesn’t count) is driving into town to the local 7-11. COVID-19 doesn’t affect his life in any way. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is up in flames. But Kevin’s male-order toys are the real priority.
That being said, his toy sperging is so weird. He genuinely believes toys are a serious issue warranting multiple updates to his “audience” - I don’t know, have some self-awareness that no one gives a fuck about toys right now. He’s so removed from reality. His only contact with the “outside” (Twitter doesn’t count) is driving into town to the local 7-11. COVID-19 doesn’t affect his life in any way. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is up in flames. But Kevin’s male-order toys are the real priority.
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"They have wider hips then some cis women!!"
Kevvie, you are ugly. Tranning younger wouldn't help you pass nor make you attractive, in fact, even attractive people who tran younger, don't pass 100% and look weird as fuck (Kim Petras & Jazz Jennings) . Imagine being jealous of drugged up childern/teens ruining their health to *maybe* pass as the opposite sex. The very few "passing' transwomen were attractive men and have a lot of work done, even then they still are somewhat clockable and they have the same troon issues.
how fucking delusional are these fags
"first puberty" still cracks me up
Switzerland is neutral Kevin, not neutered
Bonnie seems concerned over power usage on the ranch
deafeningly silent on Kevin's troon cybercave though
and Penny had a fruitful day shitting up twitter with assloads of alpaca videos and gendersperging
Penny's mad on the internet over some bisexual organization (which is a sentence i never thought i'd type out)
no idea what the tweet is because the account was deleted, but i guess it was TrAnSPhOBiC, so i looked up their site
l m a o
what the fuck
p. sure that's an actual female tho, so i don't know what angle Phreaky Phil is going for, probably the "paid relationship" part, because he's a psychotic grifter scumbag
Phillelope feeds the ranch
i mean i don't particularly like raking people for their culinary skills, but every pic of the ranch troons eating has involved mystery slop or burritos, which just adds "troons can't cook" to my list of tranny truisms
Old Fart
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Imagine them all eating tacos with beans, onions and jalapenos...
...then three of them sharing the same bed
SqueakyClean
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Haha I can imagine pre troon kevin just chatting it up with Stacy and Chad. Like that scene from dumb and dumber when Jim Carey is dreaming he is entertaining a group of socialites.
He 100 percent had no problem talking with random people guize, pinky swear. Now big bad cis men are soooooo scary to me. All cis men are big lumbering cave men who might hurt me.
All in all though, worth it.
So Kevin chopped his dick off and now he gets frightened by 99.7% of the population?
>"Now cis people, even the nice ones, scare me too much".
What does he have to be scared of? Is he that scarred of mean words? Kevin doesn't help with twansphobia considering that he's the physical embodiment of everything wrong with troonism. He has no one to blame but himself for his horrible image.
A little late, but I haven't seen anyone mention it yet.
Kevvie mentioned a First 4 Figures pre-order, and I know we like to keep a tally on his spending. For the most part, those things are insanely expensive. While they have had some "cheaper" statues from (And I'm guessing here) 100 or so bucks and up, most of the time they run a couple hundred dollars. Just a brief glance at their site shows that they can change up to 1,200 fucking dollars. Not to mention some of them are limited edition because they have lights on certain parts of them. I've always wanted some of their Okami statues, but I'm not rich or autistic enough to fork over 600 dollars for a bust.
Kevvie mentioned a First 4 Figures pre-order, and I know we like to keep a tally on his spending. For the most part, those things are insanely expensive. While they have had some "cheaper" statues from (And I'm guessing here) 100 or so bucks and up, most of the time they run a couple hundred dollars. Just a brief glance at their site shows that they can change up to 1,200 fucking dollars. Not to mention some of them are limited edition because they have lights on certain parts of them. I've always wanted some of their Okami statues, but I'm not rich or autistic enough to fork over 600 dollars for a bust.
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