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[Migraine Box]

You're really underselling how poor a choice the Five-Seven is. Despite the much higher cost per round, 5.7x28 offers relatively negligible benefits over 9x19. Further, it's not nearly as readily available commercially as 9mm, .380ACP, .45 etc. It's also basically useless when compared to an AR/AK, a 9mm, or shit, even a .22LR rifle really, for what tasks a firearm would have on a ranch. (Most notably as a varmit gun to deal with pest animals).

For the same price as one Five-Seven he could've built two AR pattern rifles (assembling a complete upper and lower is as simple as inserting a takedown pin), for around the same price point (~$1,110) and had enough money to spare for ammo. Alternatively he could've done an AR SBR build (including the cost of the NFA tax stamp) and had the money for a decent pistol chambered in an actually useful cartridge left over.

That's not even touching on the options that exist for milsurp, former LEO, and used firearms (for example he could've bought around 3 SKSs or four Yugo M57s with ammo for the same price as the Five-Seven), or cheap but surprisingly reliable shit like Hi-Point pistols.

He could've outfitted the entire ranch with Ruger 10/22s (one of the best varmint rifles imo) and enough .22lr ammo to go to war with a small nation for that price as well, lmao. But no, waste your money on FN's embarrassment. Sure, why not.

I'd also place money that they've never even fired the fuckin Five-Seven. The Hellcat? Maybe, it's got some dings, though maybe they bought it second hand. I'd guaran-fuckin-tee if they ever tried target practice at the compound ranch, Kev would fire up a twitter storm over how frightening and terrifying the sounds were and how it'd give him/trigger PTSD or something.

 

[Gizmoduck]

Kev still talking about his gross botched amhole

Jesus fucking Christ, Kevin. What a car crash.

Does he seriously think it's a good idea to intentionally make his wound scab into bandages and rip them off? You're not removing hair with a wax strip you fucking lunatic.

You have to be into self-harm to enjoy getting your cock lopped off in the first place, and Kevin talks a lot about wanting to heal, but his actions indicate that he's hellbent on stopping the healing process. No wonder he's months behind schedule. First it's not dilating as much as he should, then it's sitting in piss all day instead of letting it dry, and now this. What the fuck.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I feel like Kevin gets out of basic Ranch chores due to his healing crotch wound. Sort of like those Tumblr “spoonies” who “can’t work.” Plus, the Troon Ranch claims to be so supportive of troons that it would be bad PR to force a troon who is still recovering from bottom surgery to work.

You know, that's a good point you raise there, Kevvie's ongoing rot pocket woes are also a get out of work free card. Also a 'no sex allowed yet hnnnnnnnnn' card.

While I totally don't doubt at all that the thing is a disaster that isn't healing (just because well, that's sort of the nature of the beast), I almost wonder if he subconsciously sabotages the healing process a bit with things like his diapers or megadildos. Being fully healed up means a lot of things he's just not ready to face-- an obligation to be useful, facing the fact that none of his housemates want to sex him, and acknowledging to himself that as much as he thirsts on twitter that shit is never gonna be a functional hole.

Prolly it's just a disaster though.

 

[kaien]

Also, as an aside, I have no idea why you'd buy a Springfield Hellcat over a XDs.

I'm guessing Travis Bickle fantasies about using it as a holdout. And/or because he thought the name was cool.

Some search result snippets mentioned that 5.7x28mm was good for hunting, but it turns out they were talking about using a PS90, not a Five-seveN.

Hunting with a PS90 would still be pretty stupid anyhow, given that it costs a fucking fortune compared to any number of other options that perform as well or better.

 

[stupid moron]

I feel like Kevin gets out of basic Ranch chores due to his healing crotch wound. Sort of like those Tumblr “spoonies” who “can’t work.” Plus, the Troon Ranch claims to be so supportive of troons that it would be bad PR to force a troon who is still recovering from bottom surgery to work.

I wonder if it's even simpler and since he whines about everything nobody wants to ask him to help out because it would be too annoying

 

[0 1]

In regards to the ranch, the "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" is already in this thread's title.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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"granulation on my clitoral hood"
"stitches popped near the entrance and it still hasn't closed up"

Just like a real woman! I'm sure all the ladies here know that girly feeling when your vagina splits into two and bright red scar tissue forms around your cilt for no apparent reason.

 

[*distant thrum*]

Rain puzzle pieces down upon me but there's something I've been mulling over for a while. Since Kev is on inevitable trajectory towards the sweet embrace of death, whether it be by sepsis or troon on troon murder when he finally wears out whatever tolerance the other have for him, I'm genuinely curious how the rest of the sped-squad would deal with the corpse?
Will the cats eat him before they discover his moldering body? Will they cover it up by burying him in the pasture and reusing old selfies(wouldn't be that difficult cause he looks the same in every picture)? Maybe frame it as a hate crime to get extra asspats from the internet? Or maybe he'll simply melt into revolting goo cause he's already rotted away on the inside? There are so many ways this could spin out into an insane death spiral you could write a choose your own adventure story

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Rain puzzle pieces down upon me but there's something I've been mulling over for a while. Since Kev is on inevitable trajectory towards the sweet embrace of death, whether it be by sepsis or troon on troon murder when he finally wears out whatever tolerance the other have for him, I'm genuinely curious how the rest of the sped-squad would deal with the corpse?
Will the cats eat him before they discover his moldering body? Will they cover it up by burying him in the pasture and reusing old selfies(wouldn't be that difficult cause he looks the same in every picture)? Maybe frame it as a hate crime to get extra asspats from the internet? Or maybe he'll simply melt into revolting goo cause he's already rotted away on the inside? There are so many ways this could spin out into an insane death spiral you could write a choose your own adventure story

A bunch of degenerate hyperfetishist troons who can barely function as human beings, alone on a ranch with a dead body? Let's be honest, they'd be taking turns fucking Kevin's corpse before he was even cold. And it would be basically morally sound, since it's what Kevin would have wanted.

 

[gracious bobbly bits]

One of the troons who interacts with Kevin was talking about his own surgery, and another troon who'd had the surgery admits a surgeon told him it's like a gunshot wound.

It all just looks like dudes trying to rationalize they had their dicks cut off.

http://archive.md/wip/Ldfkw

https://twitter.com/QueercoreTrash/status/1258678173060956160

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

He could've outfitted the entire ranch with Ruger 10/22s (one of the best varmint rifles imo) and enough .22lr ammo to go to war with a small nation for that price as well, lmao. But no, waste your money on FN's embarrassment. Sure, why not.

I'd also place money that they've never even fired the fuckin Five-Seven. The Hellcat? Maybe, it's got some dings, though maybe they bought it second hand. I'd guaran-fuckin-tee if they ever tried target practice at the compound ranch, Kev would fire up a twitter storm over how frightening and terrifying the sounds were and how it'd give him/trigger PTSD or something.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this very troon an ex-military as well? Makes his choice of weapons even more embarrassing.

 

[Puddleduck]

Rain puzzle pieces down upon me but there's something I've been mulling over for a while. Since Kev is on inevitable trajectory towards the sweet embrace of death, whether it be by sepsis or troon on troon murder when he finally wears out whatever tolerance the other have for him, I'm genuinely curious how the rest of the sped-squad would deal with the corpse?
Will the cats eat him before they discover his moldering body? Will they cover it up by burying him in the pasture and reusing old selfies(wouldn't be that difficult cause he looks the same in every picture)? Maybe frame it as a hate crime to get extra asspats from the internet? Or maybe he'll simply melt into revolting goo cause he's already rotted away on the inside? There are so many ways this could spin out into an insane death spiral you could write a choose your own adventure story

Penny seems like the kind of psychopath who would know how to kill Kevin and make it look like suicide.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He's right about "it completely changes how you care for this part of your body"

Which is another reason why Kevin Cumbrain should have never gotten the cock chop - he can't take care of it.

Just look how greasy and fucking unhygienic & disgusting he is. Not just him but his butchered twitter troon bros too. When basic hygiene is hard for them then caring for a srs wound is impossible.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Or possibly even a uterus transplant, good god, imagine how fucked-up a kid would turn out if they were raised by Kevin and his Trannny ilk.

That will never be a possibility. Women's bodies are very different in a lot of important ways, and a male body would be unable to handle it. Even the spine is different to accommodate pregnancy.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Penny seems like the kind of psychopath who would know how to kill Kevin and make it look like suicide.

Maybe Bonnie's betting on this. They still need someone to fake a will.

New heist-type movie coming in 2021?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Which is another reason why Kevin Cumbrain should have never gotten the cock chop - he can't take care of it.

Just look how greasy and fucking unhygienic & disgusting he is. Not just him but his butchered twitter troon bros too. When basic hygiene is hard for them then caring for a srs wound is impossible.

Even trannies who take impeccable care of themselves have difficulties with SRS healing. Swelling can pop stitches and shit can sometimes just fall off it, even if you follow your doctor's instructions exactly and you're really careful with it. Simple fact is, it's a wound, so you're always going to be limited in terms of how much control you get over it.

That said, having an SRS wound and being a rancid sweaty ogre just opens you up for all kinds of colourful infections to bury themselves in the weird little hairy pockets you have on the inside of your totally legitimate vagina. I can only hope that Kevin hasn't subjected some poor gynecologist to his biohazardous faux-cunt.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I feel like Kevin gets out of basic Ranch chores due to his healing crotch wound. Sort of like those Tumblr “spoonies” who “can’t work.” Plus, the Troon Ranch claims to be so supportive of troons that it would be bad PR to force a troon who is still recovering from bottom surgery to work.

Kevvie mention on Twitter before that he gets a pass because he’s “recovering” but I’m Not optimistic he will pull his weight after his “recover“ because he always complains about having “chronic fatigue syndrome”

Penny seems like the kind of psychopath who would know how to kill Kevin and make it look like suicide.

Would be the easiest crime to pull off.

Police show up at the ranch and see Kevvie with his brains all over the walls.


Policeman “ What happened here?“

Penny “ Well my friend is trans and—“

Policeman “say no more fam”

 

[Mr Snek]

this house is fucked
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gofundme for a new deck when?

Eh, that deck isn't nearly as bad as it looks, it's just that someone built a wooden structure that would experience weathering and water damage using nails instead of screws. The wood still looks okay so all it needs is to have the nails replaced with screws and maybe a coat of paint. Of course that won't stop the troons from getting scammed into paying for a whole new deck and the troons from scamming people on GoFundMe. That house is quite literally built on shaky foundations though, there have been too many problems cropping up for it to have been built by competent workers.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

what Bonnie said was


Alpaca ⚙ Momma
BonnieMakes

I've got my own ranch, 100+ animals, an off grid solar system...
How do I do it?
I'm in debt up to my eyes balls
I can barely pay my finance charges
10:52 PM · May 1, 2020

he is referencing an old Lending Tree commercial from November 2003, the original was

I'm Stanley Johnson. I have a great family. I have a four-bedroom house in a great community. Do you like my car? It's new. I even belong to the local golf club. How do I do it?
I'm in debt up to my eyeballs.
I can barely pay my finance charges. Somebody help me.

Need a smart way to consolidate your debt? Come to lendingtree.com, and you can get home equity rates as low as 4.99 percent APR. When banks compete, you win at lendingtree.com.

 

[stupid fuck]

more toys


more grooming


more cringe


more autism


more serial killer vibes


new roof now required, you've gotta be fucking kidding at this point Phil