Horrorcow Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[ConsoleWarVet]

new roof now required, you've gotta be fucking kidding at this point Phil
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New GoFundMe in t minus 5 days.

Maybe these retards should get jobs, downsize the ranch, and build it up slowly at a pace it can actually sustain itself.

But I guess we wouldn't be here if they weren't completely inept about everything.

 

[Tomssu]

Just checked, the old gofundme is still going

ok..?

Plus Kevvie having girly problems

Takkun is super cute tho

 

[SIGSEGV]

more serial killer vibes

Look at all those bottles of alcohol in the background. That's how they deal with the pain of sharing a house with Kevin.

 

[Puddleduck]

Takkun looks almost identical to my cat, she even looks smaller than average like mine! It's weeeiiiird….

 

[Particle Bored]

Rain puzzle pieces down upon me but there's something I've been mulling over for a while. Since Kev is on inevitable trajectory towards the sweet embrace of death, whether it be by sepsis or troon on troon murder when he finally wears out whatever tolerance the other have for him, I'm genuinely curious how the rest of the sped-squad would deal with the corpse?
Will the cats eat him before they discover his moldering body? Will they cover it up by burying him in the pasture and reusing old selfies(wouldn't be that difficult cause he looks the same in every picture)? Maybe frame it as a hate crime to get extra asspats from the internet? Or maybe he'll simply melt into revolting goo cause he's already rotted away on the inside? There are so many ways this could spin out into an insane death spiral you could write a choose your own adventure story

Death.... By snoo snoo!

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Look at all those bottles of alcohol in the background. That's how they deal with the pain of sharing a house with Kevin.

Do we know if Kev is a big drinker? He seems the binging type.

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Takkun is super cute tho

Someone, anyone, PLEASE take that cat away from these people. He's a good lad he doesn't deserve this

Why is Kevin so casual about mentioning dilation? I would imagine that's the kind of thing that's, y'know, personal. Maybe even embarrassing. Sort of akin to a real woman announcing that she just put her tampon in. Women don't share their vaginal maintenance with the world, Kevin.

 

[lololololagain]

Just checked, the old gofundme is still going
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Plus Kevvie having girly problems
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Takkun is super cute tho

Posting a picture of an actual Pussy while talking about keeping his fake pussy from closing up. Classy.

 

[Migraine Box]

Do we know if Kev is a big drinker? He seems the binging type.

That would explain a LOT of his Twitter rants...
also I just noticed, it looks like all cheap shit too lmao.

 

[Tomssu]

It's never too late to mutilate yourself!

Spoiler: apparently this is goals

lol

Kevvie thirsting some ass pats

lmao

 

[SIGSEGV]

Does this count as a smile?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevvie thirsting some ass pats
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lmao

Jesus that hairline and that garbage hair. It's thinning, it doesn't look healthy, it's greasy. Wash your hair already, you lazy fuck.
And use some conditioner too, like women are supposed to.

Does this count as a smile?

Does this count as actually being cute?

 

[ValVenus]

It's never too late to mutilate yourself!
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Spoiler: apparently this is goals

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Kevvie thirsting some ass pats
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lmao

uwu

Also clocked this a few days ago...the absolute state of the sheet it's actually yellowed (possibly with fright, from what it's seen/endured).
Also note the stained pillow, and the pile of the same old rags blankets that seem to feature in every bedroom/dilation photo. It's like something from a junkie squat house. I feel bad for the cats.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Does this count as actually being cute?

lolno, but that's the closest Kevin has ever come to an actual smile in any of his selfies. I don't like it.

 

[Tomssu]

lolno, but that's the closest Kevin has ever come to an actual smile in any of his selfies. I don't like it.

Have I got a pleasant surprise to you

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

lolno, but that's the closest Kevin has ever come to an actual smile in any of his selfies. I don't like it.

IIRC there was a recent-ish picture with something approaching a sincere smile, but that proved he has a huge, wide man-face, so he's doing the usual autogyne-smile. Tomssu posted it, so I won't have to try and find it.

I don't like it either, there's something deeply unsettling in these selfies. A hollow husk of a person, a fake with no original, someone who's eventually going to utter the phrase "it puts the lotion on its skin".

 

[SIGSEGV]

Have I got an unpleasant surprise to you
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I think I finally understand what Nietzsche meant when he wrote that "the abyss also gazes into you"

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Jesus that hairline and that garbage hair. It's thinning, it doesn't look healthy, it's greasy. Wash your hair already, you lazy fuck.
And use some conditioner too, like women are supposed to.

There's something kinda funny about Kevin knowing less about women than even many men do. Maybe it's sexist but female friends have always been more helpful when it comes to things like skin and hair care, and usually initiated the topic. I was surprised how strong girls can be when they're determined to pluck your eyebrows. Many makeup professionals are men who understand how to make women look and feel beautiful instead of clowning them up.

This thread often discusses Kev's psychology because it's so horribly fascinating, but it idly clicked with the way he avoids females and only validates the advice from fellow troons, many who are absolute shit at taking care of themselves on even the most basic level.

 

[Migraine Box]

Also clocked this a few days ago...the absolute state of the sheet it's actually yellowed (possibly with fright, from what it's seen/endured).
Also note the stained pillow, and the pile of the same old rags blankets that seem to feature in every bedroom/dilation photo. It's like something from a junkie squat house. I feel bad for the cats.

Is it actually stained or is it just a colored shee--*zooms in* oh sweet jesus. I can practically smell that picture
I feel so bad for those cats.

 

[Top Notch Turf]

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Cat demonstrating personal hygiene - Kevvie, take note.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

Have I got a pleasant surprise to you
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That's the look Mike Meyers gave Ryan Phillippe in the "I want to suck your cock" scene in 54, right before he drooled cum out of his mouth.