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Boris Blank's glass eye

And just for you I have a spoon
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lol please please please get gun and wave it around at anyone with a Trump 2020 bumper sticker.

Then turn white when you see this screenshot in a court docket when you inevitably get arrested for intent to commit bodily harm or other firearms charge.

Saying you will "Hansolo" means you will shoot first you fucking sped.

Get a gun. It will be awesome.
Brandishing itself is a crime in Colorado.
I have no idea if there's a premediated degree to it, though.
 

Sima Yi

Serial Zhuge Liang Disrespecter
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As long as the Amish don't drive them they are able to ride in cars. They have a bunch of weird rules that let them work in the modern age.

Edit:
iirc, while the Amish are not allowed to drive, they will employ non Amish workers, finance a car in the workers name (or their own name), enter into a contract or agreement, and will be chauffered around everywhere without breaking their rules. So it's entirely possible the truck doesn't even belong to tram ranch. Hopefully someone else can confirm this Amish loophole

Yeah, the Amish have a lot of loopholes in order to provide for themselves in the modern world while still remaining "true" to their values. Here's some reading if anyone was interested. I'll stop derailing the thread for Amish spergery now so we can get back to the regularly scheduled am hole dilation programming.
 

Boris Blank's glass eye

And just for you I have a spoon
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I find it weird that they're doing business with the Amish. Because they're not exactly progressive when it comes to homosexuality. I can't find what their beliefs about trannies are, but I can't imagine that it's anything positive.
Maybe the guy just identifies as Amish. Like, you know, the fine folx at Tran Ranch identify as women.
 

Mr. Bones

The ride never ends
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I find it weird that they're doing business with the Amish. Because they're not exactly progressive when it comes to homosexuality. I can't find what their beliefs about trannies are, but I can't imagine that it's anything positive.
Maybe no one else in the area wants to work with the local Amish community but the troons are desperate enough?
 

Tomssu

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From his NSFW account, Kevvie spent his money AGAIN for essentials
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Kevvie is passionate about this
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lol

Vice made an article about the ranch
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Article
 

Spastic Colon

I hate 2020
True & Honest Fan
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Maybe no one else in the area wants to work with the local Amish community but the troons are desperate enough?
If they get ripped off by some Amish people, I will laugh my ass off. Are they sure they are real Amish, though? I saw some "Amish" people in my hometown once and they were just a couple of kids who dressed the part and were selling, among other things, Snyder's of Hanover pretzels (I saw the bag on the ground near them as they were cleaning up) and passing them off as homemade. The tourists fell for it, though, even though there isn't even an Amish community nearby.

I could see the Branch Troonians getting conned pretty easily. I mean, they were dumb enough to buy that ranch in the first place ...
 

Lurk

Future ulcer-fingerer
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Edit: shit sorry, completely missed that @Tomssu already caught this
Vice have published an article about the Tranch / archive

One humid day in August of 2019, Bonnie Nelson loaded up a car and began a three day road trip. The destination: a small alpaca ranch in Colorado run entirely by trans people.

Nelson, who uses ey / em / eir pronouns, had recently quit eir day job as a home healthcare aid to elderly and disabled people in New York. Ey were now en route to begin a new life in the country along with eir partner, Sky, at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, a growing rural sanctuary that its residents sustain by selling alpaca wool on Etsy. The ranch is tiny, but it has an ambitious and important mission: to offer work, shelter, and community to queer and trans people in need.


Nelson had first heard of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch only a month earlier, when ey found the collective posting cute photos of its alpaca herd on Twitter. Nelson had already been looking to move to Colorado, so ey contacted the ranch in mid-July and set up a video interview the following weekend. Less than a month later, Nelson was sharing meals with eir new family.

The collective prides itself on being self-sufficient. It utilizes 100 percent off-grid solar and wind energy and built its own structures to house the ranch’s growing population—including a herd of nearly 100 alpacas. “They were doing basically everything that I’ve ever wanted to do,” Nelson told me of the decision to become part of the collective. “To be fair, it was a really easy choice to make.”

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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch’s founders say the idea for the utopian project started in the aftermath of the 2016 election, when many LGBTQ+ people across the U.S. were staring down the barrel of an authoritarian administration unambiguously hostile to queer and trans people. In the intervening years, the Trump administration has demonstrated this animus by rolling back LGBTQ+ rights across the board, most recently with an executive order that explicitly allows healthcare providers to deny medical care to queer and trans people purely based on their sexuality or gender. Now, with the COVID-19 pandemic causing unprecedented mass-death and economic devastation, the collective behind the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch sees their mission as more crucial than ever.

“I’m getting contacted by three new people every day that desperately need housing for a myriad of reasons, mostly pandemic-related,” Penellope Logue, the ranch’s co-founder, told me. “There’s been a huge loss of jobs, and the people getting those jobs back aren’t trans people. They’re just not choosing us.”


Growing up in rural Colorado under the care of her grandfather and his wife, Logue learned farming from an early age. Her grandfather was a programmer for IBM in Boulder, and on the weekends, the two would work on the farm together.

Logue tried to come out at age 14 or 15, but ultimately found the environment around LGBTQ rights to be too hostile. “There was no language around being trans at that time, in the 1980s,” she said. “Even just being gay was so bad, and so I got shoved back into the closet.”

Logue went on to spend six years in the military during the era of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, which she described as a “very toxic environment.” Then, after years of therapy, she came out as transgender at age 36. While her adoptive parents were supportive, the neighborhood where she lived in the suburbs of Denver was much less accepting. So she rented out the house, moved back in with her adoptive family just outside of Boulder, and made a living working in retail and selling scrap collected from dumpsters.

Years later, Logue finally saw an opportunity to realize her dream of having her own ranch. After selling her house, she and her partners, Kathryn and Jennifer, rented a plot of land up north and adopted a herd of alpacas, which she had taken a shine to while researching different types of fiber-bearing animals. In all, the group spent nearly $100,000 putting down fencing and fixing up the property.

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In order to help with the costs, the group started selling their alpaca wool on Etsy—their first batch sold out completely—and created a Patreon profilethat would allow others to offer them monthly donations. They also began accepting new like-minded residents. Still, the group was eventually priced out of living on the property due to rent hikes from the owner. When Bonnie Nelson and eir partner arrived, the group was searching for new land that they could actually purchase. Finally, on Christmas of 2019, the now eight-person collective put down a deposit on a plot on the other side of the state, about an hour and a half drive from the city of Pueblo, CO.

And so, at the height of the COVID-19 pandemic, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch began a move of biblical proportions—a journey that would require 19 separate trips across the state of Colorado.

Now, the collective is settling in and raising money via GoFundMe to build additional housing so that they can invite up to 20 new residents. (The ranch has a basic satellite internet connection, which Logue describes as “comparable to old dial-up speeds.”) The goal is to become a rural haven for queer and trans people—similar to the IDA community land project in Tennessee—and eventually, to help people in other states set up queer farming collectives of their own.

“We don’t wanna just expand housing, we wanna have jobs for people,” said Logue, noting that despite the recent Supreme Court victory barring explicit discrimination, trans folks are far less likely to be employed in the first place. According to a 2015 survey from the National Center for Transgender Equality, trans people are three times more likely to be unemployed compared to the general population, and four times more likely if they are trans people of color.

“Between coronavirus and the revolts against the state, we’ve really been looking at the state of the world and thinking we can’t just sit back and try to get to a stable point,” Nelson told me. “More than anything, it’s really lit a fire under our feet.”

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The collective has found work in the area by connecting with the local Amish communities, and there’s plenty to do around the ranch. Logue and Nelson are heading the construction projects in preparation for two new people who will be joining the collective next month. The group also recently added ducks and sheep to their expanding livestock, creating additional sources of income. “It’s country girl shit,” laughed Logue, while describing the day-to-day experience of working on the ranch. “We drive big trucks, we all wear boots and we cuss a lot.”

For its residents, the allure of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is far greater than the aesthetics of the blue collar lifestyle. It’s about the freedom and joy of being queer and trans out in the country, and the opportunity to share that prosperity and sense of community with others.


“What we ultimately want to provide for people is peace of mind—you have a place to stay, you have food, and you’ll have something to do,” said Nelson. “I’ve never had that support network, that real understanding love from people. I can’t wait to spread that and have that be available to more people.”
Edit: I cannot read this shit with a straight face, every time Vice inserts Bonnie's ridiculous pronouns my sides leave me for 5 minutes
 
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BallBuster

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From his NSFW account, Kevvie spent his money AGAIN for essentials
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Kevvie is passionate about this
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Vice made an article about the ranch
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Article

It is exciting writing about a group of degenerates who beg daily for their continued existence. Without the thousands upon thousands of dollars from unsuspecting morons and anonymous cucks they would surely be living in the dark ages. Let’s praise them.
 

Buttfuck McGee Returns

I'm back
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Nelson, who uses ey / em / eir pronouns, had recently quit eir day job as a home healthcare aid to elderly and disabled people in New York. Ey were now en route to begin a new life in the country along with eir partner,
Jfc Vice, what happened to you. What the fuck does Ey/em/eir mean. Why
Just
Why :(

Edit: fat fingered my phone and posted half a sentence
 

the khat quaffer

resplendent!
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Jfc Vice, what happened to you. What the fuck does Ey/em/eir mean. Why
Just
Why :(

Edit: fat fingered my phone and posted half a sentence

ZEE ZAI ZO ZUM
I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A CIS MALE SCUM


Is this the first media mention of the Ranch? I for one have been praying for the day that more people find out about these degenerates. The world needs to know about these folx. They need exposure.

If I could have only one thing come out of all this, it's that some form of the phrase 'went down to the Ranch' enters internet vernacular. At least like an urban dictionary thing. It would be like a subtle way of saying someone trooned out and threw their life away for a life of decadence and polyamory. Example: Around age 23 billy started taking titty skittles and basically within a year he threw it all away and went down to the Ranch. Her name is Betty now btw
 

ConsoleWarVet

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Edit: shit sorry, completely missed that @Tomssu already caught this
Vice have published an article about the Tranch / archive

One humid day in August of 2019, Bonnie Nelson loaded up a car and began a three day road trip. The destination: a small alpaca ranch in Colorado run entirely by trans people.

Nelson, who uses ey / em / eir pronouns, had recently quit eir day job as a home healthcare aid to elderly and disabled people in New York. Ey were now en route to begin a new life in the country along with eir partner, Sky, at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, a growing rural sanctuary that its residents sustain by selling alpaca wool on Etsy. The ranch is tiny, but it has an ambitious and important mission: to offer work, shelter, and community to queer and trans people in need.


Nelson had first heard of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch only a month earlier, when ey found the collective posting cute photos of its alpaca herd on Twitter. Nelson had already been looking to move to Colorado, so ey contacted the ranch in mid-July and set up a video interview the following weekend. Less than a month later, Nelson was sharing meals with eir new family.

The collective prides itself on being self-sufficient. It utilizes 100 percent off-grid solar and wind energy and built its own structures to house the ranch’s growing population—including a herd of nearly 100 alpacas. “They were doing basically everything that I’ve ever wanted to do,” Nelson told me of the decision to become part of the collective. “To be fair, it was a really easy choice to make.”

1593016071101-20200505_193104


The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch’s founders say the idea for the utopian project started in the aftermath of the 2016 election, when many LGBTQ+ people across the U.S. were staring down the barrel of an authoritarian administration unambiguously hostile to queer and trans people. In the intervening years, the Trump administration has demonstrated this animus by rolling back LGBTQ+ rights across the board, most recently with an executive order that explicitly allows healthcare providers to deny medical care to queer and trans people purely based on their sexuality or gender. Now, with the COVID-19 pandemic causing unprecedented mass-death and economic devastation, the collective behind the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch sees their mission as more crucial than ever.

“I’m getting contacted by three new people every day that desperately need housing for a myriad of reasons, mostly pandemic-related,” Penellope Logue, the ranch’s co-founder, told me. “There’s been a huge loss of jobs, and the people getting those jobs back aren’t trans people. They’re just not choosing us.”


Growing up in rural Colorado under the care of her grandfather and his wife, Logue learned farming from an early age. Her grandfather was a programmer for IBM in Boulder, and on the weekends, the two would work on the farm together.

Logue tried to come out at age 14 or 15, but ultimately found the environment around LGBTQ rights to be too hostile. “There was no language around being trans at that time, in the 1980s,” she said. “Even just being gay was so bad, and so I got shoved back into the closet.”

Logue went on to spend six years in the military during the era of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, which she described as a “very toxic environment.” Then, after years of therapy, she came out as transgender at age 36. While her adoptive parents were supportive, the neighborhood where she lived in the suburbs of Denver was much less accepting. So she rented out the house, moved back in with her adoptive family just outside of Boulder, and made a living working in retail and selling scrap collected from dumpsters.

Years later, Logue finally saw an opportunity to realize her dream of having her own ranch. After selling her house, she and her partners, Kathryn and Jennifer, rented a plot of land up north and adopted a herd of alpacas, which she had taken a shine to while researching different types of fiber-bearing animals. In all, the group spent nearly $100,000 putting down fencing and fixing up the property.

1593016926735-20200616_085208


1593016757502-20200524_200324


In order to help with the costs, the group started selling their alpaca wool on Etsy—their first batch sold out completely—and created a Patreon profilethat would allow others to offer them monthly donations. They also began accepting new like-minded residents. Still, the group was eventually priced out of living on the property due to rent hikes from the owner. When Bonnie Nelson and eir partner arrived, the group was searching for new land that they could actually purchase. Finally, on Christmas of 2019, the now eight-person collective put down a deposit on a plot on the other side of the state, about an hour and a half drive from the city of Pueblo, CO.

And so, at the height of the COVID-19 pandemic, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch began a move of biblical proportions—a journey that would require 19 separate trips across the state of Colorado.

Now, the collective is settling in and raising money via GoFundMe to build additional housing so that they can invite up to 20 new residents. (The ranch has a basic satellite internet connection, which Logue describes as “comparable to old dial-up speeds.”) The goal is to become a rural haven for queer and trans people—similar to the IDA community land project in Tennessee—and eventually, to help people in other states set up queer farming collectives of their own.

“We don’t wanna just expand housing, we wanna have jobs for people,” said Logue, noting that despite the recent Supreme Court victory barring explicit discrimination, trans folks are far less likely to be employed in the first place. According to a 2015 survey from the National Center for Transgender Equality, trans people are three times more likely to be unemployed compared to the general population, and four times more likely if they are trans people of color.

“Between coronavirus and the revolts against the state, we’ve really been looking at the state of the world and thinking we can’t just sit back and try to get to a stable point,” Nelson told me. “More than anything, it’s really lit a fire under our feet.”

1593016988072-20200614_121346


1593016847673-20200508_151836


The collective has found work in the area by connecting with the local Amish communities, and there’s plenty to do around the ranch. Logue and Nelson are heading the construction projects in preparation for two new people who will be joining the collective next month. The group also recently added ducks and sheep to their expanding livestock, creating additional sources of income. “It’s country girl shit,” laughed Logue, while describing the day-to-day experience of working on the ranch. “We drive big trucks, we all wear boots and we cuss a lot.”

For its residents, the allure of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is far greater than the aesthetics of the blue collar lifestyle. It’s about the freedom and joy of being queer and trans out in the country, and the opportunity to share that prosperity and sense of community with others.


“What we ultimately want to provide for people is peace of mind—you have a place to stay, you have food, and you’ll have something to do,” said Nelson. “I’ve never had that support network, that real understanding love from people. I can’t wait to spread that and have that be available to more people.”
Edit: I cannot read this shit with a straight face, every time Vice inserts Bonnie's ridiculous pronouns my sides leave me for 5 minutes
I'm having trouble believing Phil was chased out of Denver like Frankenstein's monster just for being trans. I'd love to have an old neighbor have their chance to tell their side of the story, assuming one exists and he didn't just piss away his life and savings like most middle-aged troons.
 

stupid moron

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From his NSFW account, Kevvie spent his money AGAIN for essentials
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Kevvie is passionate about this
View attachment 1405228 View attachment 1405229 lol

Vice made an article about the ranch
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Article
Just make up a backstory where your character is a good orc. One of the fun things about DND is you can do whatever the fuck you want with your character and no one will really care. You don't need to change the rules for everyone else just because it makes you mad.

Its obnoxious as hell when people want to remove racism from fictional universes because more often than not its just social commentary paralleling actual struggles minorities face today. Why do they want to remove interesting concepts from ficiton
 

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