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Norman B. Normal

I probably shouldn't be here.
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Vice made an article about the ranch
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A kind soul at Vice who wishes to remain anonymous sent me a passage that was cut out of the article during the editing process:

Vice said:
"It's a lot of hard work, but I always try to keep in mind what we're building here, and that makes it all worthwhile," Nelson said. She had been working all morning on the ranch's latest project, a guest house that will serve as a refuge for up to a dozen trans women at a time who will be given food, shelter, and the opportunity to learn basic carpentry and animal husbandry skills in exchange for pitching in around the ranch. As we headed inside the main house for a couple of cold beers, Nelson was accosted by Kathryn Gibes, 33, who was holding a plastic Transformers toy in one hand and a large stuffed animal--Yoshi from the Super Mario video game series, she explained later--in the other.

"Bonnie, I made it to the second dot on my dilator today!" Gibes said excitedly. "I could just feel those heckin' nerves waking up right and left!"

"That's nice, hon," Nelson said, tactfully attempting to steer around Gibes to the refrigerator.

"Mistress says that if I drink all my milk I can try the third dot next week!" Gibes burbled, crowding Nelson away from the refrigerator in her excitement. "I'm going to buy the entire set of Zelda Amiibos to celebrate!"

"That's nice, hon," Nelson repeated, stepping around Gibes to grab a couple of long-necked Coors from the refrigerator.

"2020 is the year I'm gonna get fucked in my new vag!"

"Okay, sweetie," Nelson said, a slight edge in her voice, as we escaped out the front door.

On the deck, Nelson took a long pull from her beer and handed me the opener. "Kathryn's such a sweetheart," Nelson said. "You know, we actually have a rule that everyone here contributes as much as they are able. Because it's basically a commune, right? But poor Kathryn hasn't been able to do a whole lot since her bottom surgery, so Penellope says she can stay inside and tweet and play video games until she heals. I'm actually not sure what the situation is between those two; they don't really seem to be that close, physically or romantically."

She took another long swig. "It's just--" Nelson stood on the deck, staring out at the flock, her free hand repeatedly clenching into a fist and unclenching, apparently unconsciously. Neither of us spoke for a long time.

After what seemed like an eternity, Nelson spoke again. "I'm just very happy to be here," she said, her eyes not wavering from the horizon. She drained the bottle and let it fall from her hand. "It's time to get back to work," she said.
 
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AmbiTron

Fronting: Rak Wrathraiser
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Oh wow, I didn't realize Vice had gone THIS far down the shitter. Remember when they made interesting content on the cutting edge of journalism? Haha yeah me neither but it was still far better than this absolute dog turd of an article. How many bottles of soylent do you think the writer went through during the process? I'd say at least a few thousand.
 

Captain Fitzbattleaxe

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Vice said:
The collective prides itself on being self-sufficient. It utilizes 100 percent off-grid solar and wind energy and built its own structures to house the ranch’s growing population—including a herd of nearly 100 alpacas.
Wait a bit, if they utilizes "100 percent off grind solar panels and wind energy" why do they need a generator? Also correct me if I am wrong here, but isn't the only structure they have built that metal shed?
 

ConsoleWarVet

Auditioning for Sock Commercials
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Wait a bit, if they utilizes "100 percent off grind solar panels and wind energy" why do they need a generator? Also correct me if I am wrong here, but isn't the only structure they have built that metal shed?
Don't forget the fence!

The other additions they have planned for the add on are even worse, just shipping containers turned into housing units.
 

Trigger Me Timbers

Reformed Kekistani
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I know it’s :optimistic: As fuck to assume Vice to do any “journalism” or even throw one challenging question in the interview.

I’m gonna play jorno and add some things I would like to know more about. I have ordered these in “least offensive to most offensive”
  1. How sustainable is the operation right now?
  2. Is it true you haven’t been able to insure the property? Would that affect your ability to provide care and shelter?
  3. How long do you expect people to stay with you? are you afraid you will able to house new venerable people because you essentially became a landlord and providing permanent residency for people.
  4. Will you be paying people whiles you train them to work on your farm?
  5. Will you be able to provide quick and easy medical care? Will you be able to provide psychiatric evaluations for people?
  6. Tell us about Kathryn, why do some not have to work and others do? Is it just a coincidence you have a Dom Sub relation ship with her?
  7. You openly fetishize trans people, Isn’t it problematic you will provide shelter and housing for people you openly lust over? Do you have a policy of what is and isn’t acceptable behavior towards your “guests”
  8. How will you decide who stays? Will it be dependent on who you want “dom”?
  9. Is it ethical to put at risk trans people in a tin shed in high altitude prairies?
  10. As an ally of antifa, why are you sticking new people in a shed whiles you get to live like queens in a lovely insulated house made and designed by professionals?
  11. How many dilation stations will you provide? Also does the new housing even have working plumbing?
 

Sinner's Sandwich

Break these bucks
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I know it’s :optimistic: As fuck to assume Vice to do any “journalism” or even throw one challenging question in the interview.

I’m gonna play jorno and add some things I would like to know more about. I have ordered these in “least offensive to most offensive”
  1. How sustainable is the operation right now?
  2. Is it true you haven’t been able to insure the property? Would that affect your ability to provide care and shelter?
  3. How long do you expect people to stay with you? are you afraid you will able to house new venerable people because you essentially became a landlord and providing permanent residency for people.
  4. Will you be paying people whiles you train them to work on your farm?
  5. Will you be able to provide quick and easy medical care? Will you be able to provide psychiatric evaluations for people?
  6. Tell us about Kathryn, why do some not have to work and others do? Is it just a coincidence you have a Dom Sub relation ship with her?
  7. You openly fetishize trans people, Isn’t it problematic you will provide shelter and housing for people you openly lust over? Do you have a policy of what is and isn’t acceptable behavior towards your “guests”
  8. How will you decide who stays? Will it be dependent on who you want “dom”?
  9. Is it ethical to put at risk trans people in a tin shed in high altitude prairies?
  10. As an ally of antifa, why are you sticking new people in a shed whiles you get to live like queens in a lovely insulated house made and designed by professionals?
  11. How many dilation stations will you provide? Also does the new housing even have working plumbing?

People should be replaced with victims. I wouldn't be surprised if they need all the money for a secret sex/rape dungeon.
 
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Opiophile

You mess with the bull, you get the bull penis.
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I feel like I've survived a Mindflayer's assault whenever seeing his selfies.
Lucky you then. I feel like Lloth has already ascended from the depths and has command over the Earth with all the insane shit going down lately. I guess it doesn't matter, I'm sure she will be removed too. She'll have no reason to exist when the Drow are wiped from D&D anyways.
 

Bubonic_Vague

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My eyes. Kevin looks about as feminine and cute as Lennie from Of Mice and Men. And that black flab-truss thingy would look stupid on a hot bird, let alone this lumbering greaseball. Christ, I just had a horrible image of him lurking around the alpacas hoping to catch them mating savagely, watching intently with that gross leering thing he does.

I hope any confused young proto-troons moving into the barracks get a good eyeful of the goings on and get the fuck out before the townsfolk have finally had enough of these clowns stomping around town with their monobrows and hairy guts hanging over too-small girl jeans, demanding their ridiculous pronouns and snarling at women in the rest rooms,
 

Tomssu

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Kevvie encouraging people to get neovags
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so worth it!

Kevvies comment says it all
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Flag collection
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I'd REALLY like to know what makes KevKev inspiring
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You never had tho
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I KNEW there would be a rant about Cyberpunk 2077
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Apparently Kevvie had trouble keeping a hardon
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BallBuster

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Kevvie encouraging people to get neovags
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Kevvies comment says it all
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Flag collection
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I'd REALLY like to know what makes KevKev inspiring
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You never had tho
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I KNEW there would be a rant about Cyberpunk 2077
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Apparently Kevvie had trouble keeping a hardon
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Look, I’m a firm believer that any male that voluntarily chops his dick off so that he can wear a strap on needs to be euthanized. We are suppose to be a higher life form!
 

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True & Honest Fan
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Kevvie encouraging people to get neovags
View attachment 1407644 View attachment 1407648 so worth it!

Kevvies comment says it all
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Flag collection
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I'd REALLY like to know what makes KevKev inspiring
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You never had tho
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I KNEW there would be a rant about Cyberpunk 2077
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Apparently Kevvie had trouble keeping a hardon
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I sincerely hope that furry is just making the dumb point that they're angry because that Cyberpunk game doesn't have a "both" option for genitals, and not that they're complaining there isn't a giant rat penis option.
 

Spastic Colon

I hate 2020
True & Honest Fan
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I sincerely hope that furry is just making the dumb point that they're angry because that Cyberpunk game doesn't have a "both" option for genitals, and not that they're complaining there isn't a giant rat penis option.
I think the giant rat penis option would be less degenerate than the "both" option, tbh. I don't game, so excuse my gaming ignorance, but why exactly would you need to configure genitals for a video game?
 

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