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Boris Blank's glass eye

And just for you I have a spoon
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What’s with all these AGPs and wanting to take massive 12 inch horse dildos... and then they can’t even take the equivalent of a tiny vibrator without crying. Kev, you’re not taking any “hung” girldicks ever.
I'd say it's partly a coping mechanism. Kind of like how certain people make a conscious effort to present an awesome life full of adventure on Zuckerbook to cover up how much their actual lives suck. And partly a tool for "hatching eggs".

Also, he could take them hunky hung gurlducks, if he got a hang of anal. Preferably - at least for him - before his prostate gets cancerous from HRT.
 

nohull

Sorry for party ooperating.
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I'd say it's partly a coping mechanism. Kind of like how certain people make a conscious effort to present an awesome life full of adventure on Zuckerbook to cover up how much their actual lives suck. And partly a tool for "hatching eggs".

Also, he could take them hunky hung gurlducks, if he got a hang of anal. Preferably - at least for him - before his prostate gets cancerous from HRT.
Bold of you to assume HRT isn't going to absolutely obliterate his prostate into nothing, if it hasn't already.
 

Boris Blank's glass eye

And just for you I have a spoon
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Bold of you to assume HRT isn't going to absolutely obliterate his prostate into nothing, if it hasn't already.
That was my point: he should learn to anal before this absolute obliteration eventually happens. I don't think it has happened yet, since he hadn't posted anything about "proper" incontinence, being unable to sit, or "ay gaiz I pee purple gee what could this be?".
 

Trigger Me Timbers

Reformed Kekistani
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Penny probably has an interesting rap sheet... 🤔
He is ex military, did 6 years doing war games in Germany to avoid looking after his kid
Finally an explanation for that hair :cryblood:

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“I only wash my hair once a month because of the type of hair I have”

that Type is called “limited”. He’s doing the classic thing that all men in their midlife crisis do, Avoid washing their hair too much because they don’t want it to fall out. I bet when he does shower the drain looks like cousin IT.

i’m surprise it’s once a month though. Considering Kevin is the “hole” of the ranch who can only suck dick I’m surprised anyone let’s him near their dicks with how bad his hair must smell. Cats, weed and summer heat, wow i want to barf.
Has it been discussed what Kevin eats? I've never seen the topic come up. Ranch living is hard but I don't see these degenerate faggots eating rough. Does Kevin get by on standard ranch fare (beef, dried fruits and veggies, potatoes, basic stews/soups, and coffee)?

Since, like his womanhood, he makes no attempt to actually pass as a farmhand, I assume Kevin isn't out there eating only what he catches. Is he flying in crates of lunchables and frozen pizzas? Forcing some DoorDash employees to drive ~40 minutes out to him with the chicken tendies?
he’s posted a few times that he loves Mexican food. There is a photo somewhere in the thread when the Covid virus was just happening where he stocked up on tons of canned chili. He says he loves canned chili a lot.
 
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A Friendly Hoovy

I am not a Spy
True & Honest Fan
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So this seems to be one of the new recruits @desert_daisie . I couldn't find many pics, apart from this one of his moobs.... but clearly he's not a POC. Tsk tsk. Seems like the usual type however. Looking forward to seeing how this pans out 😌

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Please do :lol:
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Spastic Colon

I hate 2020
True & Honest Fan
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I'd say it's partly a coping mechanism. Kind of like how certain people make a conscious effort to present an awesome life full of adventure on Zuckerbook to cover up how much their actual lives suck. And partly a tool for "hatching eggs".

Also, he could take them hunky hung gurlducks, if he got a hang of anal. Preferably - at least for him - before his prostate gets cancerous from HRT.
The only reason he isn't into anal is that he thinks it's gay. He's a straight dude larping as some totally gay trans lesbian who's totally into dick -- girl dick only, plz. He doesn't actually want to fuck dudes. He's been lured into a cult where they can only fuck each other (because no one else wants them) and getting a faux-gina was his big brained idea to avoid doing gay stuff. He's a moron.
 

Wanda

Fairy Godmother
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I’ve done some digging on Daisy, new member of the troon ranch. I’m not a dox expert but I hope the information gleaned from Daisy’s Twitter helps someone with more knowledge:

Real name Johnny Hand, further confirmed by this mention of an IMDB page with a single credit, which does exist. Birthday is March 2nd, 1983. He lived in Carlsbad, CA but also talks in one tweet about “digging through his junk” in another, unspecified location. His parents seem to be well-off and accepting, which makes me wonder why he defected to troon Waco.
 

Neko GF

*Infringes on your copyright*
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Kevie downplays 9/11 to own the cons!:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1282351199816224768 (Archive)

Kevie tries being funny:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1282180308536659970 (Archive)

Kevie had little spat with a fellow fake lesbian/ troll:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1282150664962015233 (Archive)

Who is more autistic? Kevie for thinking that a "bi-lesbian" is a thing? Or (assuming it wasn't a troll) the "he/ him lesbian"? Either way, neither understand the definition of "lesbian".
 
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Captain Fitzbattleaxe

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Who is more autistic. Kevie for thinking that a "bi-lesbian" is a thing? Or (assuming it wasn't a troll) the "he/ him lesbian"? Either way, neither understand the definition of "lesbian".
Kevin. Because not only does he claim to be a "bi lesbian" he does so while denying being attracted to men. So he's not only larping as a woman, he's larping as a woman who pretends to be bi. It's not your everyday autism, it's 4 dimensional autism.
 

goyangi

detrans female
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Kevie downplays 9/11 to own the cons!:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1282351199816224768 (Archive)

Kevie tries being funny:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1282180308536659970 (Archive)

Kevie had little spat with a fellow fake lesbian/ troll:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1282150664962015233 (Archive)

Who is more autistic? Kevie for thinking that a "bi-lesbian" is a thing? Or (assuming it wasn't a troll) the "he/ him lesbian"? Either way, neither understand the definition of "lesbian".
He/him lesbians are a historically present thing from back when gay people couldn't be openly gay, and looking like a "man" helped keep oneself and ones' partner out of trouble. AFAIK it's pretty much exclusively for butch lesbians, was popularized by the author of Stone Butch Blues (book about being a butch woman), and was completely disconnected from troonery. They lived as women, identified as women, and didn't think they were rEaL mEn. The only people I see use it today are butch women and troons LARPing as butch women, and both (IMO) are autistic for using it in current year, especially with troon shit going on.

Kev, on the other hand, is on some asinine, high tier autism with the bi lesbian shit, part of which seems to come from bi women upset they aren't lesbians and desperately clinging to the label for woke points. Most of them claim to be mostly into women (or "woMeN aLiGneD FoLx") but, especially with how many troons use it. I'd bet money it's the pseudobisexual AGP kicking in - you can see it in Kev's response of not being into dudes but constantly jerking off (metaphorically, of course) to the idea of dudes fucking him. The confusion of arousal at the idea of them being fucked by a dude and the arousal they get from women because they're straight men likely leads to the utterly retarded argument that anyone can be bi and gay, or bi and straight, or straight and gay (yes, bi lesbian discourse has finally circled around to "straight lesbians").

Long post is long, rate me MOTI but this shit gets under my skin. Men LARPing as women redefining what women are and what lesbians are, and then turning around and having the gall to whinge about gatekeeping in the community is the most ass backwards shit I've ever seen. Disagreement of any kind is not allowed, though, how could I forget (:_(
 

ValVenus

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He/him lesbians are a historically present thing from back when gay people couldn't be openly gay, and looking like a "man" helped keep oneself and ones' partner out of trouble. AFAIK it's pretty much exclusively for butch lesbians, was popularized by the author of Stone Butch Blues (book about being a butch woman), and was completely disconnected from troonery. They lived as women, identified as women, and didn't think they were rEaL mEn. The only people I see use it today are butch women and troons LARPing as butch women, and both (IMO) are autistic for using it in current year, especially with troon shit going on.

Kev, on the other hand, is on some asinine, high tier autism with the bi lesbian shit, part of which seems to come from bi women upset they aren't lesbians and desperately clinging to the label for woke points. Most of them claim to be mostly into women (or "woMeN aLiGneD FoLx") but, especially with how many troons use it. I'd bet money it's the pseudobisexual AGP kicking in - you can see it in Kev's response of not being into dudes but constantly jerking off (metaphorically, of course) to the idea of dudes fucking him. The confusion of arousal at the idea of them being fucked by a dude and the arousal they get from women because they're straight men likely leads to the utterly retarded argument that anyone can be bi and gay, or bi and straight, or straight and gay (yes, bi lesbian discourse has finally circled around to "straight lesbians").

Long post is long, rate me MOTI but this shit gets under my skin. Men LARPing as women redefining what women are and what lesbians are, and then turning around and having the gall to whinge about gatekeeping in the community is the most ass backwards shit I've ever seen. Disagreement of any kind is not allowed, though, how could I forget (:_(
^ Agree.
Especially when spouting this kind of garbage
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Trigger Me Timbers

Reformed Kekistani
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^ Agree.
Especially when spouting this kind of garbage
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Well that has to go on the top of the OP.

Like holy shit Kev, I think you just set trans rights back like 20 years with that tweet you fucking mad man. I don’t have time to check the responses but I have a feeling not all of his sycophants will be ok with this statement.
 

ValVenus

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Well that has to go on the top of the OP.

Like holy shit Kev, I think you just set trans rights back like 20 years with that tweet you fucking mad man. I don’t have time to check the responses but I have a feeling not all of his sycophants will be ok with this statement.

Not a huge response! Only one comment, that has remained 'unliked' by Kev 🤔
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