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[glass_houses]

Wait, what?

I didn't even notice that. Why does he have synthol biceps?

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Remember Bonnie's weird shit front? I can't be arsed going back through the thread again, but in photos, there's something weird going on with his abdomen, it hangs flat down to his mid thighs even though he's not extremely overweight. I mean, he is overweight, but not enough for a mid thigh gunt. Long story short, I believe that Bonnie was once morbidly obese and has lost a fuckton of weight, leaving him with a lot of loose skin like this:

Spoiler: It ain't pretty when the pretty leaves you

Seeing his arms has confirmed my personal theory that I've had for a while now.

EDIT: It was bothering me just leaving the post with nothing to back it up, so I dug up a picture:

Spoiler: pretty as a picture

It's definitely a skin apron, what's left of a panduculus.

 

[homewayhalf]

The fat, crazy Soyboy Thread Janitor finally left, Kevin revealed his amhole of horrors and the Tranch owners are hoarding animals.

I was wondering why none of my posts have been removed for “tranny sperging” in a thread about tranny spergs lately...

 

[Bani]

I'm speechless that Kevin of all people inspired him to transition. This dude looked at KEVIN and went, 'yeah that's what I want to be'

Maybe he looked at Kevin and thought, "Well, at least I won't be the ugliest troon, that title's taken."

 

[BallBuster]

Remember Bonnie's weird shit front? I can't be arsed going back through the thread again, but in photos, there's something weird going on with his abdomen, it hangs flat down to his mid thighs even though he's not extremely overweight. I mean, he is overweight, but not enough for a mid thigh gunt. Long story short, I believe that Bonnie was once morbidly obese and has lost a fuckton of weight, leaving him with a lot of loose skin like this:

Spoiler: It ain't pretty when the pretty leaves you

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Seeing his arms has confirmed my personal theory that I've had for a while now.

EDIT: It was bothering me just leaving the post with nothing to back it up, so I dug up a picture:

Spoiler: pretty as a picture

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It's definitely a skin apron, what's left of a panduculus.

Christ he looks like one of the special needs kids who you see bagging groceries at Your local super market.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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Man, considering all the absolute SPECIMENS on the ranch I can't believe I'm saying this, but Bonnie visually repulses me the most. I couldn't even say how, but something the dude is just really viscerally unsettling. Kevin looks like a sweaty greasy troll larping as a girl, but something about Bonnie just screams Bad Touch in a way that I don't get from the others to nearly the same degree. That's the face of someone with like three abducted children buried in his basement.

 

[Lyre]

I'm uncertain what inspires Kevin to groom people, but he certainly does it to the point where he acts like he has a psychological drive to do so.

Pretty sure the old adage "Misery loves company" could apply to this

 

[SpiceyHuman]

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Gross. Even the alpaca knows it's gross.

Bonnie is getting fatter and fatter in each picture...

 

[Brain Problems]

Christ he looks like one of the special needs kids who you see bagging groceries at Your local super market.

At least those guys are just living their lives not hurting no one and making an honest living doing something that benefits society and their place of business. I think it's safe to say that Outer Kevin will undoubtedly cost the tax-payers and surrounding community significantly when you add up the costs of overtime and materiel for the ATF/FBI siege, as well as re-homing the the animals and decontaminating the area.

 

[William Shatner]

According to the Buzzfeed article, they have 8 people total living in Outer Kevin. We know for a fact Kevin does nothing, so that leaves seven people to take care of 238 animals.

Of these 7 at least someone is taking care of the house by cooking, cleaning the dishes, doing the laundry and so on, 8 people living in one house consume a lot of food and produce a lot of trash. When I was going to College I had to share a small 40m² apartment with 12 other students and it was a fucking hell

Spoiler: powerlevel with disgusting details

When I was sharing said apartment, I had to sleep on a mattress in the living room which was next to the kitchen where we kept the trash, the dude who was supposed to take the trash out forgot about and I woke up in the middle of the night with maggots crawling all over me, they decided to take a little night tour on the house

 

[the khat quaffer]

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Gross. Even the alpaca knows it's gross.

Reminds me of another well known barn animal:

 

[PoisonedBun]

Fiber animals produce shit fiber unless they are very well cared for. So... I could imagine the alpacas on the tranch not being able to produce anything viable.

The incoming sheep will likely have the same problem.

Wait, I just realized something with this post. So, they're calling themselves a rescue now which means they've given up on producing fiber. Alpacas apparently need high quality care to make useful fiber.

Didn't the ranch recently take a road trip to drop off a massive amount of fiber to be processed? Did they drive the product all the way to Washington, only to be told that it was totally useless?

 

[s0mbra]

Wait, I just realized something with this post. So, they're calling themselves a rescue now which means they've given up on producing fiber. Alpacas apparently need high quality care to make useful fiber.

Didn't the ranch recently take a road trip to drop off a massive amount of fiber to be processed? Did they drive the product all the way to Washington, only to be told that it was totally useless?

God I hope.
Either that or they realize it's a sinking ship of a business and are trying to rebrand in an attempt at covering up their utter failure.

Imagine they couldn't ship the product bc the facility tried to politely tell them it wasn't worth it due to shipping in order to get them to fuck off...only to be met with a literal truckload of mentally deranged men in dresses show up with a ton of gross, low quality product 2 days later

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

If any of the Tranch morons are reading, here's some low-cost spay and neuter clinics nearby:

Spay and Neuter - Southern Colorado Spay and Neuter Association

Along with being proud of our low- cost clinic, we are very proud to be an animal shelter! We have a staff of eight, including the licenced veterinarian who performs the surgeries. Three members of the staff work for our no-kill animal shelter that is also a part of our clinic.

www.socospay.com

https://cospayneuter.org/

PAWs Services – PAWS For Life

www.pawspueblo.org

https://hamlettsn.wixsite.com/clinic

Spay/Neuter Co-Pay Information - Colorado Springs | Humane Society of the Pikes Peak Region

www.hsppr.org

Stop being retarded faggots and take care of your fucking animals.

 

[Box Tie]

This thread is slated to make me MATI in the near future when this Micky Mouse "Ranch" project implodes and all these animals end up getting abandoned and/or destroyed by the state.

Is this efficient ranching? While there is something to be said for diversifying your revenue streams to a layman it seems like the economy of scale is all messed up on this operation. They're adding all these different animals with different needs, life cycles and products, increasing the amount of work they have to put in with reduced returns per work-hour for every species of animal they add to their roster.

I am not looking forward to a post troonpocalypse Kevin crying on twitter for asspats pretending he didn't have a hand in the neglect of and eventual death of hundreds of animals including cats and dogs because they were a bunch of degenerate troons held together only by some Terminator: Dark Fate casting reject.

 

[HonkyTonk]

If any of the Tranch morons are reading, here's some low-cost spay and neuter clinics nearby

They already neutered Kevin, what more do you want?

 

[Spunt]

They could claim the animals are trans and do a gfm to get them castrated...

Oh God I'm giving them ideas aren't I?

 

[Neko GF]

After 4 years of trooning out Kev-Kev doesn't look even remotely feminine:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1294138273388888064 (Archive)

Kev-Kev's still sperging about the time he got pumped and dumped:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1294148922986778631 (Archive)

 

[Corn Flakes]

I've seen Blaze Casual referred to a few times recently, usually with a link to the original grooming tweet thread, mentioning how Blaze regretted transitioning. Maybe my search skills are just shit, but I can't find anything on Blaze's regret. What happened there?

 

[one_time_user]

they should be careful calling themselves a rescue. financially that's a specific thing. also, getting the crazy eyes of rescue people on them would likely not go well for the ranch.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Rescue??

But they are the ones the poor animals should get rescued from.