Horrorcow Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Who do you think is going to realize first that their amhole will never work as intended - Kevin or Jazz Jennings??

• Their amholes are a horrible mess
• They are both delusional and think they will function some day
• They both can't stop talking about amhole
• One collects plastic toy garbage, the other eats like a pig. Both are gluttons in their own way.
• Both haven't used amhole yet
• Both have useless surgeons
• Both are spoiled as shit
• Both are self centered narcs

If they are going to ever realize it, more like. Jennings was groomed by his mother, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was being kept on drugs 24/7 to just stay numb and half-awake, half-aware. Kev, well, he did have a choice in the matter, and he made a conscious effort to troon out, and now he's filling a void - AM HOLE - in his soul by consooming so much shit.
IMO Kev's going to put an inhuman effort into rationalizing his horrible choice to keep himself going. Jennings? No idea. He's a victim of his whore mother, just like that poor Desmond.

 

[FramerGirl420]

why are they always fucking balding

Bc men are more prone to balding than women.

View attachment 1556371
Possibility 1) Mode is depressed and it's hurt his ability to coom properly

Possibility 2) Mode has started estrogen but hasn't told anyone

Possibility 3) Mode's "girlfriend" has been taking pity on him and slipping an estrogen tab into his Booberry Crunch every morning for the past three months

I think he's just masturbated so much that he's officially ran out of semen. It's impressive tbh

.If Kev can barely get the small dilator in, how would Wedge's pyramid get beyond the tip? Unless Haley's either incredibly easy to please, or Kev's amazing at the other stuff, I don't believe Haley got a happy ending...

Wedge said his dick was limp and flaccid. I imagine he just kinda mashed it around in there. Kinda like squeezing all the water to one end of a balloon when you have it in your fist.

 

[SchoolLunchlady]

Since it feels like Kevs been boring lately, here's this
View attachment 1559571
Peak female form, ey?
A dude claiming to be a woman but wants to be called Daddy jfc, DEFINITELY someone I want to be in a woman's locker room with.

I swear they do more harm to the general image of trans people than the evil transphobes they cry about.

If I had to look the hairy triangle dick in a gym locker room I'd feel sexually violated. But who am I kidding, these degenerates would never step a foot into the gym

 

[Faggy Blanket]

Who do you think is going to realize first that their amhole will never work as intended - Kevin or Jazz Jennings??

• Their amholes are a horrible mess
• They are both delusional and think they will function some day
• They both can't stop talking about amhole
• One collects plastic toy garbage, the other eats like a pig. Both are gluttons in their own way.
• Both haven't used amhole yet
• Both have useless surgeons
• Both are spoiled as shit
• Both are self centered narcs

Don't forget Kev-Kev eats like a pig too. His gunt, his love for canned chili and his "cookies are the most important food group" tweet are more than enough proof of that.

 

[stupid frog]

These people don't have $20 ea to their fucking name? lmaoooooooooooooooo

https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1293906071908745216

 

[glass_houses]

View attachment 1560868
These people don't have $20 ea to their fucking name? lmaoooooooooooooooo

https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1293906071908745216

Sell the tv, and the guitars. There's your $100.

 

[Fagnacious D]

View attachment 1560868
These people don't have $20 ea to their fucking name? lmaoooooooooooooooo

https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1293906071908745216

They're all trannies.

 

[William Shatner]

View attachment 1560868
These people don't have $20 ea to their fucking name? lmaoooooooooooooooo

https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1293906071908745216

Why bother with spending your own money when you can get the same amount by using a couple hashtags on twitter? I'd do the same If I also had no dignity

 

[Vapewizard]

View attachment 1560868
These people don't have $20 ea to their fucking name? lmaoooooooooooooooo

https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1293906071908745216

So the implication here is that
1. None of them have jobs or even tugboats
or 2. Some of them do have jobs or tugboats but they already wasted it all.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Don't forget Kev-Kev eats like a pig too. His gunt, his love for canned chili and his "cookies are the most important food group" tweet are more than enough proof of that.

Yeah, but Kevin has been fat for years. Jazz on the other hand became a binge eater and obese in a short amount of time which shows how quickly his mental health has declined. And Kevin didn't always buy toys like crazy did he? Both always had mental problems for different reasons but it went from bad to worse in a short amount of time. And both times it had to do with srs.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Yeah, but Kevin has been fat for years. Jazz on the other hand became a binge eater and obese in a short amount of time which shows how quickly his mental health has declined. And Kevin didn't always buy toys like crazy did he?

I don't know if he ever held a "proper" job with enough disposable income, but going by his looks, he's always been a soy-filled redditor.

Taken from the OP:


I'd say he's just buying more toys these days.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I don't know if he ever held a "proper" job with enough disposable income, but going by his looks, he's always been a soy-filled redditor.

Taken from the OP:
View attachment 1561082

I'd say he's just buying more toys these days.

Yeah but for what reason??
He tweeted that he is buying them to have the feeling of completion. A man with a destroyed penis is hoarding toys like a maniac because he is yearning for completion.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Yeah but for what reason??
He tweeted that he is buying them to have the feeling of completion. A man with a destroyed penis is hoarding toys like a maniac because he is yearning for completion.

Iknorite.

Kev, well, he did have a choice in the matter, and he made a conscious effort to troon out, and now he's filling a void - AM HOLE - in his soul by consooming so much shit.

I suspect he was barely more than a hollow shell of a person pre-op, and post-op he's even less than a hollow shell. He's a leech and a psychic vampire just like most of the cows.

 

[glass_houses]

So the implication here is that
1. None of them have jobs or even tugboats
or 2. Some of them do have jobs or tugboats but they already wasted it all.

You know, that's pretty interesting. I'm a bit skint atm, so I decided to sign up to some survey websites. It's been a brain destroying, soul numbing day and a half hunched over the keyboard, but I've earned $10 and I'm getting faster at it. There's five of them, so if they buckle down and chose reputable survey sites, they'll have their $105 in 72 hours, easy.

 

[0 1]

I'm wondering if, at this point, I should make a separate thread for the ranch, both since Kevin has ridiculously little involvement with it despite living there, and the OP doesn't share the admittedly overwhelming about of information regarding it. The insight from people with farming experience is fascinating and I feel like it's a shame how it being mixed in with Kevin's idiocy takes away from both.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Yeah but for what reason??
He tweeted that he is buying them to have the feeling of completion. A man with a destroyed penis is hoarding toys like a maniac because he is yearning for completion.

He's a bugman. Just another waste of post industrial society. In years past he would have been enslaved or sent to die in a war. Instead he lives the dream of consooming. He's just scum. Simple as that.

 

[Old Fart]

I'm wondering if, at this point, I should make a separate thread for the ranch, both since Kevin has ridiculously little involvement with it despite living there, and the OP doesn't share the admittedly overwhelming about of information regarding it. The insight from people with farming experience is fascinating and I feel like it's a shame how it being mixed in with Kevin's idiocy takes away from both.

I fear such threads would constantly cross over into each other. Also, the intelligent insights bring balance to the universe of insanity.

 

[Enoby Way]

I'm wondering if, at this point, I should make a separate thread for the ranch, both since Kevin has ridiculously little involvement with it despite living there, and the OP doesn't share the admittedly overwhelming about of information regarding it. The insight from people with farming experience is fascinating and I feel like it's a shame how it being mixed in with Kevin's idiocy takes away from both.

I actually didn't see Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in the thread title til just now. It's kinda buried. I genuinely thought this was only supposed to be a thread about Kevin.
Maybe to start you could look at changing the thread title to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch AND Kevin Gibes/Kathryn Gibes etc etc. Put the ranch more front and centre in the title and see if that gets more people posting ranch content? If not, look at splitting.

Honestly I'm happy for whatever brings more ranch content, I am genuinely fascinated by the bizarreness of the whole thing.

This is my opinion as someone who loves the Tranch and the Kevin content equally, especially when juxtaposed in contrast with each other eg what Kevin did all day vs what everyone else did all day.

 

[Neko GF]

Kev-Kev trying to redefine the concept of lesbianism (again):

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1300456859283849216 (Archive)

More gross oversharing:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1300462346926804993 (Archive)

Kev-Kev tries to sound smart while expressing his hatred for capitalism:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1300456026773139456 (Archive)

The irony of a brain-dead consoomer like Kev-Kev decrying capitalism will never get old. We all know the only reason he supports communism is that his online circles support it. Odds are Kev-Kev can barely give a basic description of the concept of either.

Kev-Kev, continuing his attempts to sound smart, rambles about he's going to vote for Biden (shocking!!):

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1300448544076169218 (Archive)

Kev-Kev at the start of the year vs Kev-Kev today:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1300451716098260992 (Archive)

Kev-Kev in January: Kev-Kev in August:

 

[SIGSEGV]

Kev-Kev tries to sound smart while expressing his hatred for capitalism:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1300456026773139456 (Archive)

>Kevin doesn't understand that a dystopian setting is part of what defines the cyberpunk genre
>he thinks that cyberpunk is all about the products available for consoomption
Imagine my shock