Horrorcow Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Norman B. Normal]

Kevin is extremely selfish, so that seems unlikely.

If he's expected to chip in on the mortgage, that would explain why he's allowed to continue breathing their air while contributing absolutely no work. I always assumed that the continued solvency of the ranch has depended in large measure on Kevin's inheritance, but it's starting to look like he may have burned through that. #TransCrowdFund, the way of all lazy troons, is the logical next step.

"Ass, gas, or grass--no one rides for free," and we know he's not giving up the ass.

 

[AmbiTron]

Southern Colorado alpaca ranch a safe haven for LGBTQ+ community

Tucked in the Wet Mountain Valley, The Tenacious Unicorn ranch is a

www.rmpbs.org

Well that was a lot more boring than expected. Kevin looking real fat in that group shot, though.

 

[BallBuster]

Southern Colorado alpaca ranch a safe haven for LGBTQ+ community

Tucked in the Wet Mountain Valley, The Tenacious Unicorn ranch is a

www.rmpbs.org

Kevin says maybe 5 words

I love how it shows everyone... but Kevin, doing actual farm work.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Noooooo

Southern Colorado alpaca ranch a safe haven for LGBTQ+ community

Tucked in the Wet Mountain Valley, The Tenacious Unicorn ranch is a

www.rmpbs.org

Kevin says maybe 5 words

Penny: "We can shut those gates, and cis people go away"

 

[SIGSEGV]

I was able to download the video by plugging this URL into youtube-dl. Unfortunately, it's 208 MB in size, so I'm not able to upload it. If anyone knows how to downscale videos, this is your time to shine.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Southern Colorado alpaca ranch a safe haven for LGBTQ+ community

Tucked in the Wet Mountain Valley, The Tenacious Unicorn ranch is a

www.rmpbs.org

Kevin says maybe 5 words

This is the first time I've seen Kevin visible on screen while he's talking. Yikes. He was better off going the Teller (of Penn & Teller) route.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Southern Colorado alpaca ranch a safe haven for LGBTQ+ community

Tucked in the Wet Mountain Valley, The Tenacious Unicorn ranch is a

www.rmpbs.org

Kevin says maybe 5 words

Oh no. Oh, please, no. Why couldn't this drop a little later? There's so much to unpack here, but I have so much work to do. For now I'll just say that my theory that Bonnie secretly hates Kevin just got a bit stronger:

I love how it shows everyone... but Kevin, doing actual farm work.

Or even just PRETENDING to do farm work. I guess that would have taken too much time away from thirst tweeting and buying plastic toys.

 

[Wanda]

Southern Colorado alpaca ranch a safe haven for LGBTQ+ community

Tucked in the Wet Mountain Valley, The Tenacious Unicorn ranch is a

www.rmpbs.org

Say what you want about the tranch, but at least they’re doing their thing. Like the families who bought land space to “build a black city,” it may be a very retarded idea, but they’re now confined to their own business, so I find it hard to give much of a shit. They’re so isolated I doubt they have many opportunities to make women uncomfortable in female spaces. Plus the troons have the advantage of removing themselves from the gene pool!

Kevin, however, is an utter parasite. The other troons work, even if poorly; I’m not an alpaca/gun sperg so I can’t say, but at least they put some semblance of effort into being Epic Trans Wymyn Cowgirls. Kevin is too busy eating the fluids out of his am hole to do anything useful. He can’t even drive to get supplies or try and do business with Amish dudes.

(This is why I don’t believe the tranch needs to have its own thread until we get the 20 promised troons. For now, I believe a Kevin + online orbiters thread is more than enough.)

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

Also, I love how after Kev says that the ranch is a place for trans people to come and just "exist," (which is all he does there) Penny immediately jumps in and says "not just exist, but thrive."

 

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Also, I love how after Kev says that the ranch is a place for trans people to come and just "exist," (which is all he does there) Penny immediately jumps in and says "not just exist, but thrive."

My girlfriend pointed out that Kevin looks physically ill here and I can't help but agree. Motherfucker lookin' like a fat albino lizard person. Lookin' like an Oblivion character with vampirism and downs.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Honestly the most hyped I have been for a TV show since forever.

Place your bets, will Kevvies interview make it to air? If It does, did they film him at his computer with his toys? I will fucking die laughing if that’s so. I updated my emergency contacts just in case.

Your probably right but you're making me sad dude I really want Kevin to gush about his Amhole to the horrified camera crew while penny desperately signals him to shut up before just screaming it out loud. I know it will never happen but it would've been kino

IMO he was too weird and disgusting even for a seasoned docu crew. "Eww god damn what the fuck is that goblin, take him back to his cave, he's fucking disgusting, you know we can't show this on air!"

You never know..............might be in the outtakes when the DVD comes out.

Or a "found footage" horror movie. The Curse of the AmHolegara Fault. The Troon Witch Project.
Non-hereditary. Scalpel. Dr. Am Hole and Mr. Pride. The (you wish he was) Invisible Man.
The "Woman". The Visit. Alpaca Shed. Don't Breathe.

 

[Bad Gateway]

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Also, I love how after Kev says that the ranch is a place for trans people to come and just "exist," (which is all he does there) Penny immediately jumps in and says "not just exist, but thrive."

@_01 PLEASE add this to the top of the OP, please and thank you

Edit to add: I tried to make this my avi, and Kiwifarms was kind enough to remind me that even a photo of Kathryn is not valid.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Good grief, they are all porking up. Check out the gut on Penny. How do you do that much work on the ranch and get fat like that? I'm guessing it's because the work they showed on camera is more effort than they normally put out. Those poor animals. Kev, especially has gotten really fat. And does he only own tank tops? He didn't have anything else he could wear to cover up the fat rolls? At least it looked like he showered.

I, for one, hope that more troons go off and live on ranches away from society. Just shut those doors and keep the cis people out so you can be safe. Because I'd LOVE to have troon/cis segregation be a thing. It's a win-win for everyone. But, mostly normal people. I'd like it even better if you could weld the gate shut after them.

Kudos to the PBS team who had to try to make them seem non-creepy. They didn't succeed, but I bet if we could see the unedited footage, we'd see that they did an amazing job considering the degenerate weirdos they had to work with. Would have loved to gone for a drink with them after they filmed so I could hear what they really thought of the tranch.

My absolute favorite moment was the lovey dovey scene with Penny and Kev. Kev looked predatory and Penny looked uncomfortable as hell. You can tell that they don't normally have any affection with one another. That was all for the cameras. But why was Kev mentioned as Penny's girlfriend and none of the others were? I thought there was more than one slave to mistress Penny at the ranch?

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

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Also, I love how after Kev says that the ranch is a place for trans people to come and just "exist," (which is all he does there) Penny immediately jumps in and says "not just exist, but thrive."

I did a piss-poor job, but in case anyone else wanted to see this sans glasses

 

[AmbiTron]

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Wow I didn't think he could look worse but those glasses somehow were hiding quite a bit of ugly.

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

My absolute favorite moment was the lovey dovey scene with Penny and Kev. Kev looked predatory and Penny looked uncomfortable as hell. You can tell that they don't normally have any affection with one another. That was all for the cameras. But why was Kev mentioned as Penny's girlfriend and none of the others were? I thought there was more than one slave to mistress Penny at the ranch?

You mean this romantic embrace didn't melt your cold, Kiwi heart?

As for the "girlfriends" thing, in addition to Kev, I thought that Penny only had one other sub there, by the name of Jen IIRC? He didn't show up in the interview though so I dunno what's up.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I did a piss-poor job, but in case anyone else wanted to see this sans glasses
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PUT THEM BACK ON

 

[lamp shade]

But why was Kev mentioned as Penny's girlfriend and none of the others were? I thought there was more than one slave to mistress Penny at the ranch?

I’m sure we all know the answer to this but I will be the one to say it: it’s a lot harder to sell this as some wholesome story if they include the fact that they all fuck each other and Penny considered them slaves.

 

[horsegirl666]

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You mean this romantic embrace didn't melt your cold, Kiwi heart?

As for the "girlfriends" thing, in addition to Kev, I thought that Penny only had one other sub there, by the name of Jen IIRC? He didn't show up in the interview though so I dunno what's up.

I wonder if that was one of those moments when it hits them that they're just ugly guys roleplaying as cute uwu lesbians and the fantasy world only exists as long as they all keep lying to each other and themselves about it and they can just secretly wish for a real woman girlfriends or even a passing trap or thriving life as a normie gay guy but they're too deep in it to turn back.

 

[bernadette]

The Troon Witch Project

You called?