Horrorcow Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Prolego]

Going by twitter bios:

Penny https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny claims to be the boss and mistress of
Kevin https://twitter.com/transsalamander and
Jen/Norintha https://twitter.com/norintha

Bonnie https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes calls himself co-owner and has a spouse
Sky https://twitter.com/Sky_Is_A_Void who isn't trans (and is a bit boring to be honest)

'J' might be https://twitter.com/josiebean42 a "Pre hrt transbian" which sounds half-assed even by troon standards.


I think there are more troons than that living there, so they've clearly hidden some for the cameras. If you look back a few pages at that photo of the chicken coop arriving, you can see an RV in the corner. Maybe they hung them by their anal hooks in there until pbs left.

And a thought re these water problems, does where they live have limits on how much water you can draw from you well? Could it be related to plot size? I know nothing about those sorts of regulations beyond having seen Chinatown years ago.

edit - added 'J' thanks to ValVenus below

 

[ValVenus]

IIRC Norintha is the "Fintau System", who does not live at Tran Ranch Tranch, the one with long blue hair and a collar. "J" is Jay, their new farming guy, from the podcast a few pages back.

I thought @Norintha ('Jen') is the one who also doesn't do ranch work and sits indoors opening magic cards and writing troon 'erotica' and is also Penny's sub (?)

I think 'J' is this guy: J's potential Twitter aka the one sat between Penny and Kev (who looks like a literal man)

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I thought @Norintha ('Jen') is the one who also doesn't do ranch work and sits indoors opening magic cards and writing troon 'erotica' and is also Penny's sub (?)
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I think 'J' is this guy: J's potential Twitter aka the one sat between Penny and Kev (who looks like a literal man)
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I'm mistaking Norintha for that blue-haired Fintau Freak then. We really need a catalog of them at this point.
"J" or Jay is the new farming guy, I'm pretty sure of that, and Sky trooned out to be the former Quillin.

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

I think 'J' is this guy: J's potential Twitter aka the one sat between Penny and Kev (who looks like a literal man)

Seriously? that "J" is supposed to be trans as well? I was wondering why they let a seemingly dude-identified dude onto the ranch, but no, of course, he's a "transbian."

Don't get me wrong, it's not like the rest of them pass any better but they "try" in their own way with their horribly fitted women's tanks and t-shirts.

 

[Shiva]

I believe this is our first look at J (who also appeared on the podcast a few pages back). His Twitter handle is @josiebean42 (link)

Spoiler: Twitter bio

He seems to be relatively new to the tranch; a cursory scroll of his tweets seem to indicate he moved in around June.

Spoiler: Tweets confirming his PBS appearance

https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1295907920601731072?s=19

https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1295912600107024384?s=19

(Apologies for no archive links; I'm posting from mobile.)

 

[Old Fart]

I had completely missed that @josiebean42 had become a permanent resident. But I mean to recall a @desert_daisy who arrived in July.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So Penis and Boner are running a BDSM ranch............

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

And a thought re these water problems, does where they live have limits on how much water you can draw from you well? Could it be related to plot size? I know nothing about those sorts of regulations beyond having seen Chinatown years ago.

Possibly, but I think it's more that they basically live in the desert and the existing well may be insufficient for their needs.

Spoiler: Beginner's Guide to Water Rights in Colorado

Water rights in Colorado are unique when compared to other parts of the United States. The use of water in this state is governed by what is known as the "Prior Appropriation System". This system of water allocation controls who uses how much water, the types of uses allowed, and when those waters can be used.

A simplified way to explain this system is often referred to as "first in time, first in right." An appropriation is made when an individual physically takes water from a stream (or underground aquifer) and places that water to some type of beneficial use. The first person to appropriate water and apply that water to use has the first right to use that water within a particular stream system. This person (after receiving a court decree verifying their priority status) then becomes the senior water right holder on the stream, and that water right must be satisfied before any other water rights can be fulfilled.

For example, assume three water-users exist on a stream system with adjudicated (court-approved) water rights totaling 5 cfs (cubic feet per second). The user with the earliest priority date has a decree for 2 cfs, the second priority has a decree for 2 cfs, and the third priority right has a decree for 1 cfs of water. When the stream is carrying 5 cfs of water or more, all of the rights on this stream can be fulfilled. However, if
the stream is carrying only 3 cfs of water, the priority number 3 water right will not receive any water, and the priority number 2 water right will receive only half of its 2 cfs right. The priority number 1 water right will receive its full amount of 2 cfs under this scenario. This process of allocating water to various water users is traditionally referred to as "Water Rights Administration," and is the responsibility of the Division of
Water Resources.

Of course, the appropriation system is much more complicated than this. Some priorities on major stream systems in the state date back to the 1850's, and most of the stream systems have been over-appropriated ("over-appropriated" means that at some or all times of the year, a call for water by a senior appropriator is not being satisfied) since the late 1800's. The preceding example above does, however, describe the basic theory behind the system.

Court-approved plans for augmentation can allow for water users to divert water when their water rights are not in priority. They often do this by providing a different water supply to the stream so that other water users may still divert their entitlement.

Colorado water law recognizes the connection between surface and groundwater. When wells are pumped, there is usually a delayed impact on the stream system. Although a groundwater right may be in priority today, the pumping may cause stream depletions in the future on a day the groundwater right is not in priority. In most river drainages a person cannot obtain an underground water right or a permit for a well
without a plan for augmentation that replaces the depletions associated with that diversion. In those same drainages, new surface water rights may be decreed if they can be shut off when a senior water right is calling for water. For the most part, only small residential and livestock wells (exempt from water rights administration and meet strict criteria set forth by the legislature) are allowed to be drilled without providing for protection to senior water rights.

 

[Neko GF]

Kev-Kev on the latest JK Rowling drama:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1305953523889102848 (Archive)

How does he manage to be this consenting when it comes to lecturing people about shit like this?

 

[Bad Gateway]

"That's not to say trans women and cis men are identical"

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa holy shitamoly

 

[stupid frog]

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1305965952563965952

Kevin has basically committed to this since posting.

 

[Treasure Champs]

I mean, I know he's already bought some toys since e-begging, but now he's paying to watch ninja turtles on some over-generous chud's dime:

That four minute thing isn't the documentary, is it? There seems to be a lot more material referenced in the article, and Penny mentions watching the "short" here:

If there's a whole docu-length Tranch documentary coming I think we're definitely going to need a thread for the Tranch just to keep everyone straight.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I mean, I know he's already bought some toys since e-begging, but now he's paying to watch ninja turtles on some over-generous chud's dime:

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That four minute thing isn't the documentary, is it? There seems to be a lot more material referenced in the article, and Penny mentions watching the "short" here:

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If there's a whole docu-length Tranch documentary coming I think we're definitely going to need a thread for the Tranch just to keep everyone straight.

>capitalism bad
>be gay, do crimes
>gives money to Amazon instead of pirating

 

[Syntaxion12]

lol @ his shirt

I know it says "mankind" but the "kind" part is easy to miss

Also, either Kevin is scratching his amhole or something went wrong with it:

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Watch "bandicam 2020-09-16 00-23-11-150" on Streamable.

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[Iron Hamster]

lol @ Pat and Pat.

 

[Fünter]

Blog Archive and video attached Kevin without glasses is my sleep paralysis demon
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at 3:27 you can see a young alpaca twitching it's head, not chewing or anything. seems kind of spastic. Signs of neglect possibly.

"Alpaca health issues may cause neurological symptoms such as seizures, ataxia (loss of coordination), head tilt, tremors, etc. To prevent these health problems in your herd, educate yourself about the animals you own. Understanding what diseases can affect your animals will help you know how to prevent these and other diseases." excerpt from an alpaca website https://www.bhalpaca.com/6-important-alpaca-health-indicators/

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

at 3:27 you can see a young alpaca twitching it's head, not chewing or anything. seems kind of spastic. Signs of neglect possibly.

"Alpaca health issues may cause neurological symptoms such as seizures, ataxia (loss of coordination), head tilt, tremors, etc. To prevent these health problems in your herd, educate yourself about the animals you own. Understanding what diseases can affect your animals will help you know how to prevent these and other diseases." excerpt from an alpaca website https://www.bhalpaca.com/6-important-alpaca-health-indicators/

When they get new animals they just put them right in with the other ones without quarantining them at all.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Congrats Kevvi! Whens the baby due? Oh... nevermind....


Fucking spaztacular show from the gang.

Firstly, I will admit that it was humbling to see Penny and Bonnie in the harsh arid wind desert tending to the herd. I like that Penny blames Trump and Cis people for there move, "we can shut the gate and cis people just go away". God they hate cis people so much, replace cis with any protected group and you would have FBI seiging them within a month.

They will be the next Amish/Mennonites/fundamental (insert religion here) . There kooky belief system is in-compatible with our culture and instead of adapting, they move out of the cities into communes and ignore the outside world.

Secondly, I am flabbergasted at how manly they all sound, like they don't look or sound feminine at all. I always assumed getting your balls removed would help but nope. I thought at first Bonnie was the reporter as they played his audio without showing his face.

Thirdly, I am weirded out about Nora being MIA... I was sure he was on the ranch at the same time as Kev... Did nora not want to be filmed or got evicted? Kev shares a room with like 2 other people so who are they?

Lastly, I called it. The only evidence of Kev on the ranch was for a photo shoot, not a single shot of him hauling hay, moving tools or hell, wearing work boots.

I think we might be entering a new saga, the "normie uprising" saga. Colorado is pretty "woke" but I think some normies will see this and get offended or just ask uncomfortable questions, time will only tell!

 

[largetiger]

Apart from Bonnie’s dangly earrings and Kev’s moobs/padded bra, a newcomer would have no fucking clue that they are all supposed to be trans, let alone “women,“ lol.

 

[Enoby Way]

I thought @Norintha ('Jen') is the one who also doesn't do ranch work and sits indoors opening magic cards and writing troon 'erotica' and is also Penny's sub (?)
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Oh my god Norintha wrote that they are an amateur writer in the bio, spelt "amature". So the description is accurate, I guess.