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someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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I agree that this is probably for personal bills. Maybe that eye doctor? I would guess that Kev pays his way at the ranch with the tugboat first, then spends the rest on porn (hahaha why bother, eunuch) and children's toys, never considering he would have to pay actual MONEY to get a valid service from a contributing member of society.

But that aside, the ranch funding thing drives me insane when I read this thread. WHERE is the money actually coming from, and why are people sponsoring this?

As far as I can tell, there are three pools of money going into the ranch. 1) Contributions from the people who live there 2) Earned income (labor and sales) and 3) Gibs.

All 3 would vary to some extent, with 1 probably being the most reliable (there's a core group that's been around long enough to establish an expected minimum), and 2 being the one they (should be) working towards living off of annually. But a lot of me wonders how much category 3 plays into this whole thing. On the podcast, Penny bragged about a huge donation. Maybe they're still living and operating off of that? There just has to be some larger contributions from the gibs than they're saying.

Outside of donations, I just can't make sense of how they're doing what they're doing with what I assume to be minimal income from the work they do and the farm they operate. It's not like they're a big player in the alpaca, uh, wool market or whatever. If that's even a thing. And I doubt they're exactly bursting at the seams for handyman work. Most people in their area would have to be extremely self-reliant, it's kind of requirement when you live in an area that didn't have any paved roads until the 60s, and remains largely unpaved today. So, if I had to make a guess about the work that's available to them based off of that, it would more or less be "fill-in" or spot work. As far as I remember, none of them are licensed plumbers, electricians, or etc, which would limit that income to a cash-only kind of thing. Kind of like how you would pay a neighbor kid $20 for mowing your lawn or whatever. I mean, you don't start a side recycling business because you're flush with cash.

So based off of that info-supported guesswork, I'm to believe they just have the money to buy another new property with more buildings and then, like, maybe expand their current house, and build greenhouses, and buy wind power and battery cells, and do ALL OF THIS at the same time that Kev spends hundreds every month on the gayest shit possible, AND while now more than one person at the ranch is reduced to literal begging to pay (supposed) medical bills AND while each of them periodically undergoes very expensive elective cosmetic surgery and then spends months or years off their feet? I'm just meant to take that at face value? From troons? To quote the great American poets of the early 20th century: Bitch please.
 

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Is there anything Kevin won't sexualize?
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Is there anything Kevin won't sexualize?
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I'm horrified so you all get to be
I don't know, I think once you get to "rubber pool toys shaped like animals" and "roller coasters," any sexual paraphilia is just uphill from there. At least necrophiles lust after human-shaped things which were also alive at some point.
 

homewayhalf

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I agree that this is probably for personal bills. Maybe that eye doctor?
I mentioned this upthread but my personal theory is credit card bills. No way a mindless consumer like Kevin doesn’t have a CC. It explains why he can simultaneously buy a bunch of dumbass toys and still be cash poor and not able to pay certain bills that you can only play with debit. He’s fine using his CC because he knows his monthly stipend or whatever will eventually come. He probably has like 5K in CC debt at all times. That’s why he’s so vague about what his “expenses” are.
 

Norman B. Normal

I probably shouldn't be here.
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I agree that this is probably for personal bills. Maybe that eye doctor? I would guess that Kev pays his way at the ranch with the tugboat first, then spends the rest on porn (hahaha why bother, eunuch) and children's toys, never considering he would have to pay actual MONEY to get a valid service from a contributing member of society.

But that aside, the ranch funding thing drives me insane when I read this thread. WHERE is the money actually coming from, and why are people sponsoring this?

As far as I can tell, there are three pools of money going into the ranch. 1) Contributions from the people who live there 2) Earned income (labor and sales) and 3) Gibs.

All 3 would vary to some extent, with 1 probably being the most reliable (there's a core group that's been around long enough to establish an expected minimum), and 2 being the one they (should be) working towards living off of annually. But a lot of me wonders how much category 3 plays into this whole thing. On the podcast, Penny bragged about a huge donation. Maybe they're still living and operating off of that? There just has to be some larger contributions from the gibs than they're saying.

Outside of donations, I just can't make sense of how they're doing what they're doing with what I assume to be minimal income from the work they do and the farm they operate. It's not like they're a big player in the alpaca, uh, wool market or whatever. If that's even a thing. And I doubt they're exactly bursting at the seams for handyman work. Most people in their area would have to be extremely self-reliant, it's kind of requirement when you live in an area that didn't have any paved roads until the 60s, and remains largely unpaved today. So, if I had to make a guess about the work that's available to them based off of that, it would more or less be "fill-in" or spot work. As far as I remember, none of them are licensed plumbers, electricians, or etc, which would limit that income to a cash-only kind of thing. Kind of like how you would pay a neighbor kid $20 for mowing your lawn or whatever. I mean, you don't start a side recycling business because you're flush with cash.

So based off of that info-supported guesswork, I'm to believe they just have the money to buy another new property with more buildings and then, like, maybe expand their current house, and build greenhouses, and buy wind power and battery cells, and do ALL OF THIS at the same time that Kev spends hundreds every month on the gayest shit possible, AND while now more than one person at the ranch is reduced to literal begging to pay (supposed) medical bills AND while each of them periodically undergoes very expensive elective cosmetic surgery and then spends months or years off their feet? I'm just meant to take that at face value? From troons? To quote the great American poets of the early 20th century: Bitch please.
It seems to me like it would make more sense to set the ranch up as a nonprofit. Helping wayward troons get back on their feet and learn how to work the land is a legitimate charitable endeavor, and it would make it a lot easier to get grants and other donations, plus there's the tax benefits to think of. Many, many people here have laid out the obstacles in the way of them ever actually turning a profit, but I can't think of a reason why they'd need to.

The biggest adjustments they'd have to make would seem to be (1) hiring someone who actually knows how to run a 501(c)(3) so they don't inadvertently end up owing millions in back taxes and/or going to the slammer for fraud, and (2) shoving Kevin into the closet when the philanthropists come knocking and never, ever letting them see his toy collection.
 

Shovel Of Ammunition

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It seems to me like it would make more sense to set the ranch up as a nonprofit. Helping wayward troons get back on their feet and learn how to work the land is a legitimate charitable endeavor, and it would make it a lot easier to get grants and other donations, plus there's the tax benefits to think of. Many, many people here have laid out the obstacles in the way of them ever actually turning a profit, but I can't think of a reason why they'd need to.

The biggest adjustments they'd have to make would seem to be (1) hiring someone who actually knows how to run a 501(c)(3) so they don't inadvertently end up owing millions in back taxes and/or going to the slammer for fraud, and (2) shoving Kevin into the closet when the philanthropists come knocking and never, ever letting them see his toy collection.
There's no way they can do that because then they'd have to comply with regulations about being a "shelter" among others. Having rifles hanging on the wall and every member of their shelter being part of their sex polycule probably is against the rules.
 

Constellationzero

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Stumbled over this freak on Reddit...'Miss' Julie has had the bottom surgery (and within two days posted to Trans Gone Wild from their hospital bed - but it's NOT a fetish, no no!)

What the FUCK is it with these troons and their stuffies?

Enquiring minds wish to know! Er, scrub that, I probably DON'T

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I certainly don't wish to know what horrors will percolate in THAT wound, either 🤢

God...

We REALLY need a war with a mandatory draft. Troons to the front of the line. In combat.
 

Boris Blank's glass eye

And just for you I have a spoon
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It seems to me like it would make more sense to set the ranch up as a nonprofit. Helping wayward troons get back on their feet and learn how to work the land is a legitimate charitable endeavor, and it would make it a lot easier to get grants and other donations, plus there's the tax benefits to think of. Many, many people here have laid out the obstacles in the way of them ever actually turning a profit, but I can't think of a reason why they'd need to.

The biggest adjustments they'd have to make would seem to be (1) hiring someone who actually knows how to run a 501(c)(3) so they don't inadvertently end up owing millions in back taxes and/or going to the slammer for fraud, and (2) shoving Kevin into the closet when the philanthropists come knocking and never, ever letting them see his toy collection.
Just imagine... Troon Bonne, the "non-profit foundation persyn", and philantropic mega-donor George Soros sitting at the table in the troonference room, when suddenly Kev starts shrieking:
"OH GOSH PENNY FILL ME UP, I'M SUCH A SLUT HECC"
Troon Bonne's ocular muscles start twitching, Soros looks startled as fuck, the professional grifter gets up to close the door, thinking to xyrselves "fuck me, I'd rather work for someone else" - then a howl that puts to shame the barbarians of the old - "AM HOLE " - and all is lost.
 

Neko GF

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Stunning and brave Kev-Kev owns the TERFs:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1317145888351870976 (Archive)

>Being too scared to even name the "friend"
>Being too scared to even quote tweet the tweet in question
>Using the mute conversation feature

Kev-Kev's attempts to own the TERFs are embarrassing considering that he can't handle even the slightest backlash and is the physical embodiment of every single one of their anti-troon arguments.
 

BallBuster

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Stunning and brave Kev-Kev owns the TERFs:
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https://tw.tinf.io/TransSalamander/status/1317145888351870976 (Archive)

>Being too scared to even name the "friend"
>Being too scared to even quote tweet the tweet in question
>Using the mute conversation feature

Kev-Kev's attempts to own the TERFs are embarrassing considering that he can't handle even the slightest backlash and is the physical embodiment of every single one of their anti-troon arguments.

I don't understand why these men think they can produce milk. Sure they can lactate because most of them are fat and disgusting pigs, but I am pretty sure unless you are pregnant your body cannot produce milk, which therefore means they cannot breast feed. This is biology but of course these freaks want to argue with biological facts.

Also, so not a fetish.
 

Boris Blank's glass eye

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I don't understand why these men think they can produce milk. Sure they can lactate because most of them are fat and disgusting pigs, but I am pretty sure unless you are pregnant your body cannot produce milk, which therefore means they cannot breast feed. This is biology but of course these freaks want to argue with biological facts.

Also, so not a fetish.
AFAIK there's a hormone which can induce some lactation in human males, but due to the lower number of mammary glands, most of the fluid isn't milk. Another "biologically possible, but why the fuck would you want to do it?" thing.
 

Iron Hamster

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I don't understand why these men think they can produce milk. Sure they can lactate because most of them are fat and disgusting pigs, but I am pretty sure unless you are pregnant your body cannot produce milk, which therefore means they cannot breast feed. This is biology but of course these freaks want to argue with biological facts.

Also, so not a fetish.
Men don't have milk ducts so if something is coming out, it can't be a good sign.
 

Easy Peasy

It's a shark. That's on land. Motherfuckers.
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These selfish fucks would have to take a fuck ton of cross sex hormones to even be able to "lactate", and its nowhere near what a woman produces, so how selfish do you have to be about your fetish to think that whatever chemically based shit is leaking out of your nipples is just fine for a baby to eat?

Put them against the wall and get the rifle.
 

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In todays news some troons moved some rocks around
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Jesus cum-blasted christ, they did a fucking horrible job on that retaining wall. That will start to sag and fall apart in a few months, and begin to collapse within a year.

First of all, this is a macro shot of what they wanted were hired to build, close up so it can clearly be seen what they did wrong.
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When retards build a dry stack field stone retaining wall, they think what you do is buy a few pallets of field stone and then restack the pallets in a line. WRONG. Fucking WRONG and KILL YOURSELF. Everyone make a note of the fact that fences of this kind are fundamentally as old as the first time some paleolithic cuck tried to keep his neighbor from walking over and fucking his wife. They are quite literally stacked rocks. It's baked into human DNA to stack shit. Any toddler learns to stack things neatly so they don't fall over. I won't go Zapruder film on those pictures but just LOOK AT THEM. Whole areas of the fence are at an angle. Perfect, beautiful, large pieces are just laying on the ground instead of being used to actually make the wall work, no attempt was made to find the flattest side of the stone or put it in the direction that makes the most sense, not one tiny section is plumb, little chunks are being used as cap stones, not one bit of it passes the eye test. To bring it down to a level that could be understood by the workers in that picture, where the FUCK have you ever seen an intact retaining wall with gaps you could fist fuck? I have no idea what these poor homeowners paid the tranch workers (cool looking house though), but hopefully it was nothing. Because they're about to pay a whole different group of workers to do this shit the right way.
 

Constellationzero

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These selfish fucks would have to take a fuck ton of cross sex hormones to even be able to "lactate", and its nowhere near what a woman produces, so how selfish do you have to be about your fetish to think that whatever chemically based shit is leaking out of your nipples is just fine for a baby to eat?

Put them against the wall and get the rifle.

There should be a large tome created--a troon bible--comprised of tweets, facebook posts, Insta and Tumblr posts by Kevin and fetishists like him. They should be MANDATORY to be kept and distributed (like during yearly training) to every major employer in the United States, Puerto Rico, Guam, and any other place we occupy.
Goddamn that is dis--FUCKING--gusting thinking a MAN wants to breastfeed an infant. Tell me that isn't some sick pedophiliac exhibitionist shit. I'll wait.
 

Pampered Degenerate

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Jesus cum-blasted christ, they did a fucking horrible job on that retaining wall. That will start to sag and fall apart in a few months, and begin to collapse within a year.

First of all, this is a macro shot of what they wanted were hired to build, close up so it can clearly be seen what they did wrong.
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When retards build a dry stack field stone retaining wall, they think what you do is buy a few pallets of field stone and then restack the pallets in a line. WRONG. Fucking WRONG and KILL YOURSELF. Everyone make a note of the fact that fences of this kind are fundamentally as old as the first time some paleolithic cuck tried to keep his neighbor from walking over and fucking his wife. They are quite literally stacked rocks. It's baked into human DNA to stack shit. Any toddler learns to stack things neatly so they don't fall over. I won't go Zapruder film on those pictures but just LOOK AT THEM. Whole areas of the fence are at an angle. Perfect, beautiful, large pieces are just laying on the ground instead of being used to actually make the wall work, no attempt was made to find the flattest side of the stone or put it in the direction that makes the most sense, not one tiny section is plumb, little chunks are being used as cap stones, not one bit of it passes the eye test. To bring it down to a level that could be understood by the workers in that picture, where the FUCK have you ever seen an intact retaining wall with gaps you could fist fuck? I have no idea what these poor homeowners paid the tranch workers (cool looking house though), but hopefully it was nothing. Because they're about to pay a whole different group of workers to do this shit the right way.

Lol calm down. There are many things in this thread that are worth being MATI over, but that laughably poorly constructed pile of rocks wall isn't one of them.
 
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