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Trigger Me Timbers

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And they're going to buy another property? With what money?
Government subsidized. They want to open a recycling center and have the local government foot the bill.

It’s up in the air of it will go through, one kiwi shared a news article that because of Covid and China no longer buying trash that the government plans to scrap that initiative.
Also Bonne and co keep tweeting about how stressful and unknown this process is.

I kinda look forward to it if it goes through. It’s one thing to make a Trans slave labor camp working with Alpacas. At least there kinda cute animals and you get to be outdoors.
But taking in mentally unwell trannnies and forcing them to sort out broken glass and metal from literal trash?
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horsegirl666

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I mean, in general that "shed" is just depressing as fuck. No windows, don't know if they are necessary for alpaca well being but like just some small windows near the roof would be cool I guess so the alpacas could get some natural light too. The lights were off when they opened the doors, are they always in the dark? That thing just screams hastily put together with no human thought on the well being of the animals or what you would think would be a nice cozy place for them to live. And the males and females seem to be in the same garage, separated by just a wall? Can't the males try to jump over it and try to breed with the females?
 

AnOminous

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I mean, in general that "shed" is just depressing as fuck. No windows, don't know if they are necessary for alpaca well being but like just some small windows near the roof would be cool I guess so the alpacas could get some natural light too. The lights were off when they opened the doors, are they always in the dark? That thing just screams hastily put together with no human thought on the well being of the animals or what you would think would be a nice cozy place for them to live. And the males and females seem to be in the same garage, separated by just a wall? Can't the males try to jump over it and try to breed with the females?
Troon shouldn't be entrusted with the care of any living thing, they can't even take care of themselves and completely lack empathy for even other humans, much less a tricky animal like alpacas. This is just such shit. I wonder if even PETA would go after troons.
 

Pompeii Grammy Awards

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Getting more info and details on the alpaca barns and care is giving me a lot of problems that could crop up in the future.

They've already lost a couple due to cold weather before, and it's obvious that they haven't bothered to make any improvements to the alpaca shelters. Their insulation is uncovered. I wonder how many alpacas will start getting skin infections from rubbing against each other, the uncovered insulation or even starting fights because of the build up of stress from neglect? They're going to be rubbing up against each other and the goats who are already shorter and getting between their legs.

Alpacas aren't as mean as llamas, but if they're gonna try to bring in big animals like cows I wonder how many steak dinners they'll be having for the time.

Maybe I feel too much for the animals, but honestly, a large part of me is waiting for the Rob Zombie circus show climax.
 

White Peach

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Need to stop you there Chief 🛑

The 52 you counted would have been just one side - the 'girl' or 'boy' side...I calculated earlier in the thread after giving up counting on 48 and that was just the girl 'pacas

There was about the same packed into the boy side so that gives us a ballpark of c100 alpacas in there meaning that 'close to' 34 feet actually needs to be 68+ and it's nowhere near that - poor little bastards can't turn or lay down properly crammed in like that which won't help the quality of their coat any and will lead to a whole other host of pretty nasty outcomes
Yes, but I was using a width of 12 feet just for that one side, so my 34 foot depth is correct.

This is assuming that the reported 8 sq ft per animal is correct because they do seem packed in there.
 

Ronnie Rocket

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The tranch will never, ever be a profitable, or even self-sustaining farm. If they had half a brain between them they'd learn to properly care for their animals and incorporate as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit and operate as a rescue. But instead they're going to keep accidentally breeding and losing animals on a regular basis because they're too stubborn and ignorant. Ugh.
 

An Sionnach Seang

Justin Bieber shit's like a cat!
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FTM though can pass sometimes. It's easier to deepen your voice and grow facial hair with T than it is to try and raise the pitch of your voice and laser all your facial off while injecting horse piss. .
that said, for the most part they tend to look and sound like overgrown teenage boys
I can't speak for the USA but if animal control there are anything like the RSPCA here, they vastly favour easy targets - think the poor little old lady who maybe couldn't get a tin of food or get her cat to the vet for nothing in particular, or cases they can easily prosecute to look 'good' in the eyes of the public who throw money at them as a result of their heart-wrenching emotional blackmail TV ads

Yet call them because you've found an animal in genuine trouble or distress and they aren't interested - no money in it

They are a fucking disgrace quite honestly
in that way they're just like the social services - go for the easy targets, and ignore the serious abuse cases because they're too difficult to deal with and "there's no such thing as a victim, only the irresponsible"
they really are useless fucking pricks
they refused to let me adopt a cat because I allegedly lived too close to a main road
it's a good 200 yards away, has a 30 mph speed limit, and being in an out-of-the-way village, it's quiet even at peak times; it's not like I've got the Dearne Valley Parkway on my doorstep
there aren't even traffic figures available for it, that alone tells you how quiet it is
plus my street joins it in the middle of a blind double bend, which most people slow down for
it's no wonder they can't find homes for so many of their animals
 

AnOminous

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If they had half a brain between them they'd learn to properly care for their animals and incorporate as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit and operate as a rescue.
The animals don't need a rescue run by these troons, they need to be rescued from these troons by an actual rescue.
 

Neko GF

*Infringes on your copyright*
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Is it just me or has he gotten fatter?
 

s0mbra

Tradcath toaster entrepreneur
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Pompeii Grammy Awards

A shit show deserves an equally shitty award.
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"Haven't had a selfie in a while uwu"
Does it matter? They literally all look the same!

Also something about this angle makes him look more male than ever. And everyone can tell your tits are fake. Looks like 85% padding
Slight sperge, but he only has it at tilt from his elbow. Women tend to use their whole body to pose with the angle they're working with so they're hiding less flattering parts or angles of their perception. Meanwhile, Kevin isn't a woman and probably faceblind, so he just looks like he's leaning his head on his broad, manly shoulders while sticking his arm out with a heavily padded chest with no real gravity.
 

spiritofamermaid

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While it is true that someone -- especially if that person is fat -- could be an SNL Pat type where you just can't say for sure what gender they are -- in virtually every other case, I would bet in person you could tell a troon. Online, you've got posing and filters to improve chances of passing. In real life, the way you talk and your mannerisms will almost always give you away.

I've seen exactly one troon in my life that I thought was able to pass pretty well. Several men were checking him out. He was thin, with a sexy red dress on and from a distance (if you weren't paying attention) you would have thought it was an attractive woman. He had delicate, feminine features. I saw him from the middle of a theater while he was walking in. Just the way he was walking, I clocked him immediately. The men in the audience, however, didn't immediately catch on which greatly amused me. This was 30 years ago when troons were pretty rare in normie spaces. Troon radar might not be 100% accurate, but I'd say it is in at least 98% of the cases. Maybe women are just better at detecting it. That would explain why Kev can't understand how people are able to clock troons so easily.
It might be a case of "you know what you know". You see yourself most often, so anything that isn't like you is therefore not you. Aka, you stare into a mirror and see a man, therefore anything that tries to be a man is easily seen. For instance, how guys can spot a FTM easier than women.

Hopefully my point came across well, lol. For me it's shoulder, brows, and the way they walk. Men walk with their shoulders, women with their hips, due to skeletal structure. Of course, this is all IRL.

OR it might be due to gaydar. We need to do a study on if good gaydar translates well to good troondar.
 

EvaBraunsGhost

I was like - whuuuuut???
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in that way they're just like the social services - go for the easy targets, and ignore the serious abuse cases because they're too difficult to deal with and "there's no such thing as a victim, only the irresponsible"
they really are useless fucking pricks
they refused to let me adopt a cat because I allegedly lived too close to a main road
it's a good 200 yards away, has a 30 mph speed limit, and being in an out-of-the-way village, it's quiet even at peak times; it's not like I've got the Dearne Valley Parkway on my doorstep
there aren't even traffic figures available for it, that alone tells you how quiet it is
plus my street joins it in the middle of a blind double bend, which most people slow down for
it's no wonder they can't find homes for so many of their animals

You've noticed the similarity too, huh?
They are unfortunately exactly like SS - who prefer taking kids from single mothers who might get their kids to school a few minutes late a few times but the poor kids who are actually being beaten, diddled or emotionally abused are left to rot because there is far more money to be made off children who aren't damaged (yet)
- poor Desmond Napoles is a case in point - how the frig can any social worker say he's in a safe environment with safe parents???

What really galls me though is when the inevitable deaths occur, we are treated to the usual lame handwringing, "lessons will be learnt" (they aren't) and "we are damned if we do, damned if we don't" spiel - no you bunch of fools, nobody is going to damn you if you actually do the job you try to tell the public you do
Way too many cases of loving parents who have lost their happy children on the most ridiculous 'evidence' with almost no comeback or hope of appeal - I'd go as far as to call the whole set-up evil...system needs tearing down and re-building into what it should be

I wish I could say I'm shocked they refused you a cat on those grounds, but it's scary how many healthy animals never even make it to rehoming because it's less of a drain on their hefty bloated finances to just PTS most of them
Then you get the irony of small but equally disreputable shelters who happily home an adult Doberman with a teenage couple and a baby in a first floor flat! Insanity

Rant over, sorry...I deserve top hats for this I guess lol
 
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Neko GF

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Witthel

Precious demon nympho.
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Not only is he physically repulsive, but's obvious to anyone what picture one and picture two are the same person.

Removing his ability to coom was the only way could ever participate in No-Nut November:
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Kev-Kev getting SRS was the best thing he ever did! It's excellent insurance that he'll never reproduce.
More like No Nut Never.

There really needs to be a rimshot emote.
 

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