Captain Fitzbattleaxe
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Trooning out is fucking magic, though. With only a change of pronouns suddenly a fat and ugly incel is now a beautiful person who no one is allowed to criticize. If that's not magic then I don't know what is.
Trooning out is fucking magic, though. With only a change of pronouns suddenly a fat and ugly incel is now a beautiful person who no one is allowed to criticize. If that's not magic then I don't know what is.
You forgot sweat and dead skin cells, like skin under a bandage, but with no air getting to it.Reminder the 'natural lubrication' in fauxginas may be some combination of, depending on surgical procedure: leaking plasma, intestinal mucous, or seminal fluid from intact prostates.
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3.5 years of HRT. What a stunning transformation-
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Going from looking like a stereotypical incel to looking like an old man trying (and failing) to crossdress.
I read Elliot Roger’s autobiography, he was a turbo-sperg who didn’t understand human interaction. He didn’t believe in shooting his shot and thought women should just flock to him without any effort of his own. He definitely had women drop hints but he was too autistic to notice they wanted him to make a move.You have a solid point. ER had everything going for him- good looking guy, rich dad, enough brains. I've seen way schlubbier dudes pull the hot sorority girl of ER's dreams, and charm is a learned skill.
I think the disconnect is that charm requires either an EXCELLENT memory, or genuine interest in other people. People will forgive you for being Hank Hill awkward if you ACTUALLY GIVE A DAMN.
Want a beautiful transformation, after a year and a half of HRT, he decided to wear lipstick. It’s simply magic.
I'm gagging reading that tweet after seeing pics of the tranch. I can not fathom the definition of 'shitty' being used here.View attachment 1811540
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"Thanks for letting me hide from my mom at your place even if it is a terrible shit hole!"
What an ungrateful sack of shit. And Bonnie, you don't have room to talk. We've all seen the interior shots of the tranch. I'm guessing you have a million cats and dogs around to keep out the mice and rats that would undoubtedly be overrunning the place otherwise.
I guess it's no surprise that the one with the stupidest pronouns is possibly the most psychopathic. He goes by "ey / em / eir" apparently, but she/they will do. How much do you wanna bet that while Bonnie is gone, everyone at the tranch has ditched the neopronouns and defaults to "she" when talking about him? (I would say "they" as well, but they all want to reinforce the idea that they are troon'honest ladies so they would probably prefer "she").What backstory is there on Bonnie? He sounds so fucking unlikeable in his every tweet, even Pennywise and KevKev at least bother to pretend they're not complete psychopaths when talking to other troons. And yet, Bonnie is the one who has managed to find himself a husband. But who knows, might as well be some kind of hostage situation I guess.
I'm sure what he means by "shitty" is "normal suburban living conditions where my brother-in-law insists I pick up my dirty socks and keep my shoes off the coffee table."I'm gagging reading that tweet after seeing pics of the tranch. I can not fathom the definition of 'shitty' being used here.
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>Imagine Kevin being anything other than a perverted male who likes LARP as whatever he feels like that day.
Also
> Agender- a person with no gender identity
Almost as contradictory as his "bi-lesbian" shtick.
With a shitload of makeup, the right lighting, and the perfect angle, you too can look like the annoying, ugly girl you went to high school who had no friends, loudly breathed through her mouth, would masturbate to her Edward Cullen x Harry Potter fanfiction in the school bathroom during class, and whose parents shared a last name before marriage.
What the fuck is that thing?!
A rapist from the looks of itWhat the fuck is that thing?!
GET IT AWAY FROM ME!A rapist from the looks of it
The camera crew would just quit on the spot. They've seen some shit, but the smell of Kevin's blankets and plushies that are covered in amhole crust would be their breaking point.I would love to see an episode of Hoarders take place on the Tranch.
Is anyone else creeped out by the way Bonnie says, "My brother-in-law" like he's trying to completely erase his sister's existence? Even though he's all lined up for a solid chunk of change from the sale of her house? He really is just a nasty, ungrateful little parasite.View attachment 1811540
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"Thanks for letting me hide from my mom at your place even if it is a terrible shit hole!"
What an ungrateful sack of shit. And Bonnie, you don't have room to talk. We've all seen the interior shots of the tranch. I'm guessing you have a million cats and dogs around to keep out the mice and rats that would undoubtedly be overrunning the place otherwise.
We don’t have a lot going pre tranch. In the PBS interview he said that he learned about the tranch on a Monday and gave in his in one week notice on Wednesday to go there.What backstory is there on Bonnie? He sounds so fucking unlikeable in his every tweet, even Pennywise and KevKev at least bother to pretend they're not complete psychopaths when talking to other troons. And yet, Bonnie is the one who has managed to find himself a husband. But who knows, might as well be some kind of hostage situation I guess.