Horrorcow Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Anne Hyroe]

I assumed that the Brother-in-Law was buying Bonnie and others out of the Grandad’s house so he could own it 100% when grandad dies; Bonnie would get cash rather than a share of Grandad’s house.

I can’t get over the fact that Bonnie is saying all this publicly. Even if every allegation against their mother is true, Twitter as a whole wouldn’t know and just see bitching. Why would you not just vent privately to your friends? The insistence on sharing every detail to the entire internet seems to be a shared trait on the ranch.

 

[Amphitrite]

I can’t get over the fact that Bonnie is saying all this publicly.

Typical narc.

It's all about him, and how wronged he is by these utter bastards (who appear to have treated him pretty well financially, you don't tend to get a large $$ mortgage on a healthcare assistant wage after all which means either a massive deposit or a joint debt)

And if his sperging hurts his family's feelings? Well, who cares about them when me me me me me.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kev, every single one of your tweets is either coomposting or completely irrelevant lunacy, and you yourself make great sarcastic jokes. Stop whining just because you (probably) got a little pushback on your latest insane tirade.

He's like a snail - gliding forth bravely, confidently on a trail of Am Hole gunk, then retreating into his shell at the very first sign of "danger", whatever it might be.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

"For me I never stopped buying stuffies really? Especially Beanie Babies. ... Transitioning has caused me to collect them more frequently"

I love how he just erases his entire premise for the "wonders of transition" story by admitting nothing has changed really.

I for one am shocked that a fat incel collected stuffed animals into adulthood.

 

[glass_houses]

I was at the Boxing Day Sales today when I randomly came across this adorable rat Beanie Baby. I don't own any soft toys but I have a huge weakness for rattie themed anything. I picked the Beanie Baby up, seriously contemplating buying this silly, pretty, cheap little frivolity...

.... only to have the image of Kevin, buried under a gigantic mound of orange-streaked soft toys, bearing his butter yellow teeth in a manic grin, come screaming into my head. I nearly threw the Beanie Baby from me but by an act of will I forced myself to set it gently down before getting the hell out of the store.

Fucking Kevin.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Isn't his father sick with the rona and possibly dying? I have no idea how much his father was in his life but it seems he atleast knows who he is and someone in his family is still in contact enough to know he's ill.

Your right, apologies, no idea how I skipped past them. Thought all the hospital tweets were about his grandparents

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With the advent of a year passing since am hole installation and no getting fucked in his new vag 2020, the cope is finally running out.

Kevin is supposed to be a “uwu all I want is to get filled by hung girls” but approaches the prospect of getting to stick things in his am hole the same way a fat kid approaches gym class.

He’s really fucking destroying the image of SRS since he claims his “neo vag” is 1000x better than a cis vag and has incredible sex with it.... but it’s Vice tight and he doesn’t want to touch it because it hurts and hurts regardless of how often he dilates.

He’s gonna need 150cc of transformers toys stat if he’s gonna offset this cope going into the new year.

 

[Old Fart]

If youre referring to primary mortgage insurance that actually is for the lender's benefit not the homeowner.

It covers them if you default. Some programs like the VA home loan offers no PMI as a benefit. As the borrower you save money by not having it.

Uninsured mortgages are cheaper but if you default, the lender is going to have to send over his laddies to collect your fingers. One by one.

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Replace 'make' by 'be' and you've arrived at your destination.

 

[Uber Strong Goat]

Catching up on things, but I just want to say what a stunning and brave group of trooning honest women our brave Tranchers are, bucking all those feminine stereotypes like cooking and cleaning. Making Christmas bacon steaks on a disgusting stove top, what a statement against the patriarchy!

Kevin is supposed to be a “uwu all I want is to get filled by hung girls” but approaches the prospect of getting to stick things in his am hole the same way a fat kid approaches gym class.

He’s really fucking destroying the image of SRS since he claims his “neo vag” is 1000x better than a cis vag and has incredible sex with it.... but it’s Vice tight and he doesn’t want to touch it because it hurts and hurts regardless of how often he dilates.

What strikes me funny about that is if Kevin was really playing up the UwU gorl so much, he'd probably talk nonstop about his pussy power and vaginal hubris and how any boygirl can't last for more than a minute inside him because he's so hecking tight. The virginal woman/vagina is such a fantasy (and a fetish he doesn't have, shockingly) that he could use to get thirst replies in his tweets, and yet he can only talk about how dilating hurts, which must mean you'd need to get the jaws of life in the amhole to pry it open by now. Boy is doomed not to coom.

 

[flight of ideas]

Actual grown-ass women do not sleep with stuffed animals, nor do they collect them obsessively.

Any adult, man or woman, who finds deeply affective comfort in sleeping with a stuffed animal either has some form of mental disorder or severe psychological trauma.

plenty of grown-ass people sleep with transitional objects like stuffed animals or special pillows or blankets, but those objects are usually from childhood or otherwise invested with sentimental value. and as @0 1 notes, an overly strong attachment to such an object often reflects a psychological issue. but that’s neither here nor there, because it’s not the case for kevvie. he collects compulsively and does mental gymnastics to make his outward behavior appear consistent with a backstory that would melt in the rain.

Does anyone have any idea why Bonnie would stand to gain money from his brother-in-law selling a house? What would the brother-in-law's house have to do with Bonnie?

is it possible this brother-in-law is bonnie’s husband’s brother?

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

is it possible this brother-in-law is bonnie’s husband’s brother?

It could be, but even then, what situation leads to someone's brother selling their house and giving some of that money to their adult sibling? Unless the house actually belonged to their parents and it is an inheritance, like others have suggested.
I guess I'm just always curious/fascinated by how these grown-ass man-children actually fund their lives. It would not surprise me one bit if they have more successful family members funding their lives out of guilt, or making them feel obligated over their "traumatic" lives rendering them unable to work.
Either way, imagine bragging about how any of that, especially if it is the result of someone's death, will lead to a "nice injection of finances for the ranch".

 

[Gizmoduck]

I guess I'm just always curious/fascinated by how these grown-ass man-children actually fund their lives.

The fact that now both Kevin and Bonnie are living off of generous inheritance money just proves that you must cut autistic faggots out of your will.

It will only be used to fund their degenerate self-destruction and they won't even show enough gratitude to stop talking shit about you on your deathbed.

 

[Hitman One]

Actual grown-ass women do not sleep with stuffed animals, nor do they collect them obsessively. Kev is an autistic manchild, not a woman.

Kevin thinks that he is an actual woman and not a fat retarded man with a festering wound in his groin. When this is combined with his herculean level of narcissism and inability to empathise with anyone else, he must think that the way he thinks is the same all women think. In his mind, all women think about is pink fluffy cuddly toys and getting fucked by large benis.

 

[Cool Spot]

I hope that with Bonnie and his husband gone, and Penny on crutches, the alpacas kick the tin can barn and fences open and run off into the Colorado night, with Kevin waddle-limping ten miles behind, cursing the Goddess all the while.

 

[MisterPibb]

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So if I'm reading this right, Kev-Kev's claiming that HRT made him an even bigger manchild than what he already was.

Also, "Anyway today is a stuffies and Overwatch day", so just another day for Kev-Kev.


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Again, if I'm reading this correctly Kev-Kev made a dumb joke and is getting ass-mad that some of his fellow Twitter troons and some of them attempted to cancel him. A manchild who loses his shit over anything he interprets as being "transphobic" is now whining about his fellow troons got offended by a joke they viewed as "transphobic". Really just another reminder that troons are impossible to joke with, and everyone has to walk on egg shells around them.

I watched part of the comedian's set that they're talking about. I had to nope out when they started joking about skinning cis women.

 

[s0mbra]

I watched part of the comedian's set that they're talking about. I had to nope out when they started joking about skinning cis women.

I'mma need a clip/link

 

[Gizmoduck]

I'mma need a clip/link

It's not bad enough to be interesting, just mundane jokes we've all heard before.

"Someone called me a dumb bitch and I was just glad they affirmed my gender! "

Bonus "suck the girldick, bigot" at 22:15.

 

[Azafran90]

It's not bad enough to be interesting, just mundane jokes we've all heard before.

"Someone called me a dumb bitch and I was just glad they affirmed my gender! "

Bonus "suck the girldick, bigot" at 22:15.

JFC, the levels of actual misogyny contained in those first few jokes.
"I don't endorse skinning cis women, but I get it! "

If you tweaked the phrase to say anything else, literally anything else, nobody would laugh:

"People is too hard on puppy torture videos, I don't endorse stepping on little doggies, but..."
Or
"People is too hard on kkk members, hey, I don't endorse hanging black people, but..."

But because it's a brave and beautiful trans girl talking about understanding violence towards women, it's totally ok.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Whether they're being overdramatic or not, if my child found it necessary to incessantly badmouth me to furries on the internet and follow up with sharing their breastfeeding mommy fetish, I'd sincerely take a step back and wonder where I evidently went so wrong.

Anyway, I'm not saying it's one way or the other, but it's clear Bonnie only starting despising his mother after he arrived at the tranch. Forcing or persuading members to alienate their social support groups and family is textbook cult behavior. Just pointing that out.

It's hat collecting time, but if I found out some troon perverts were telling my child that he/she should consider taking body-destroying hormones and get mutilated by some blue-state butcher, said troon perverts would be, to quote Nick Rackets, 'less than alive.'

 

[NattyDaddy]

It's not bad enough to be interesting, just mundane jokes we've all heard before.

"Someone called me a dumb bitch and I was just glad they affirmed my gender! "

Bonus "suck the girldick, bigot" at 22:15.

Where the fuck is Patrice O'neal..

 

[Putin Bot]

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got a perfect cautionary tale for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you want to keep your dick you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you chop off your cock?
A rotting am hole and no sex at all
Getting fat and smoking dope
Is what you’ll do to try to cope
And no one wants to go near am hole
Oompa Loompa do-bap-dee-doo


Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another warning for you
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
If you are sane you will listen to me
Who do you blame when am hole goes wrong?
Society makes it where the doctor is never wrong
Stuck in silence and in your shame
You’ll know exactly who's to blame:
Transphobia and TERFs!
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you keep your dick then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do